Sorry I took so long to update: even though a wrote these forever ago, I still have to type them up before posting them, and I've been too busy with school to do so...
I wrote this back in November of 2014. ... It's definitely not my proudest work, but it's far from my worst.
Read and review, please!
Two toads, one clad in yellow and the other red, stood in a field behind Princess Peach's castle. "Hey, Toad," said the yellow Toad, "Look how high I can jump!" He made a small jump, going about 6 inches off the ground.
"Hey, Toad," said the red Toad, "Watch this!" The red Toad did the same as the yellow, but went about a foot into the air instead.
Hey, watch this!" The yellow Toad ran for a bit before doing a long jump, getting a few feet of air.
"Watch this!" The red Toad did a backflip in the opposite direction, ending up even farther away than the yellow.
"Oh, yeah? Take a look at this!" The yellow Toad did a triple jump, covering enough distance to get back to his companion, and then some.
"What about this?" The red Toad ate a Propeller Mushroom, transforming into Propeller Toad. He did a regular jump, but used his propeller to jump even farther than the other Toad had.
"Bet you can't do this!" The yellow Toad took out a Tanooki Leaf and transformed into Tanooki Toad. He ran for a short distance before jumping into the air and flying away.
"Oh, hell no," the red Toad muttered to himself. He took out a Cape Feather, trading his propeller for a magical yellow cape, and flew after the yellow Toad. Once he caught up to his "friend", he slammed the yellow Toad into the ground, then jumped back up into the air and slowly hovered away. The yellow Toad quickly got to his feet, however, and let out a piercing cry. His cap transformed into spiky blond hair, his vest tore off to reveal a bulging six-pack, and he grew a long brown tail. "I'm gonna kill you!" he shouted as he took off the ground, flying after the other Toad. The red Toad realized what was about to happen and quickly downed every power-up to ever to grace a Mario game, causing his skin, clothes and eyes to turn a metallic orange. The two Toads flew over to each other and slugged each other simultaneously. The impact of their punches caused them to crash into the ground a few hundred yards away from each other. They quickly got up, however, and brushed their normally-fatal injuries off. The yellow Toad began to charge up a giant ball of blue energy, while the red Toad charged up a slightly-larger rainbow-colored fireball. Once the two balls were the size of large buildings, the Toads threw them at each other with all their might.
Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi had been watching the whole thing unfold, seated in lawn chairs on the back of Peach's castle. "Well, that escalated quickly," Luigi commented.
"This is amazing!" Mario yelled as he did a fist pump. "These two should do this more often-"
The two balls suddenly collided halfway between the two Toads and exploded, leveling the entire Mushroom Kingdom and killing millions.