Explode into Babies

Currently the Yeerk Wessel in control of the police officer Kevin Anders was once again driving through the streets in his patrol car with a black eye. Keeping the windows up in order to avoid it stinging from the cold February air. Though this time it wasn't from someone they were arresting deciding that getting into a punching contest would allow them to get away. No instead this time things were a little different. That being the subject in mental conversation currently ongoing.

{So what the hell made you think it was a good idea to punch ourselves in the face?}

{To stop another one of your evil plans of course.} Wessel grips the wheel a little harder.

{Evil plans?! I was asking the girl at the coffee place what her plans for the weekend were. I wasn't even planning on making her a controller… well myself at least.} Kevin's face gave a little involuntary twitch.

{Ok and when the hell did I give you permission to use my body for dating?} Wessel just rolled his eyes.

{You are an attractive male by your species standards people may begin to get suspicious if we stay single for too long.}

{That or maybe we just stick to what I made you agree to when this first started and just have us be a workaholic.} Wessel took a left turn harder then was necessary.

{Look maybe you are ok with us being a shut in that does nothing but arrest people and jog at ridiculous hours but I might like to have someone around is that so bad?} Kevin bit down on his bottom lip.

{When you use me to do it and don't even ask yes it is. We're a cop you know how illegal what that would be if you didn't ask me about it. So why don't you go back to your goop pool and gyrate on one of your slug buddies.} At this Wessel had to resist stomping his foot down on the accelerator and mentaly shouted back.

{Well maybe it is because I don't want to explode into babies Kevin!} With that for a full ten minutes there was silence even in the mental space the two shared. Eventually Kevin's voice spoke back up.

{Wessel are you feeling ok because I think you just said explode into babies.}

{I know what I said.} He clenched his jaw.

{Look ok Yeerk birds and bees 101. Yeerk meets two other Yeerks, all three Yeerks merge, and then the merged Yeerks explode into hundreds of babies. There is no love involved and even if there was that basically means you, your love, and some other individual are deciding to commit suicide. So maybe you see why I'd find your human courtship preferable.} Once again silence reigned over the car both somewhat wishing that some crime would happen near them so that they could cut the conversation short. None did in time so eventual Kevin spoke up again.

{Ok so didn't know that and that does seem kind of a shitty break but still doesn't make you doing that without my permission ok. That and somewhat unrelated but if it takes three then why do you guys consider yourselves guys or girls.} Wessel rolled his eyes.

{Blame yourself we get these things from our hosts ergo I get it from you.}

{Ok but you were calling yourself a guy right when you first got into my head. Also we both know the thing for girls with glasses doesn't come from me.}

{Shut up don't question it. Still what if… we review our options and perhaps come to a choice in partner that we both find.. acceptable and work from there.} Wessel felt his throat itch as if Kevin tried to get the body to laugh.

{My did you just ask me to be in a relationship with you? For I'm flattered but I'm just not sure that is the way I swing ya know. }

{I'm being nice. I could just ignore your protests clamp my control down and do whatever I want anyways so why not just take the offer and stop being an ass.}

{Well it is that time of year. Why not I might give it one shot if we can come to agreement but whatever happens we have to be in agreement at all steps got it?} Wessel fought having a small smirk for he didn't want his host to read into it.

{Fine deal.}

So real life happened, a lot, and guess who just got back in the swing of trying to write. Still this was a conversation I wanted to try writing between them eventually and hopeful I got something workable here. Anyways hope you enjoyed the chapter and if you feel up to it why not leave a little review?