Part III

During the following weeks, Rudy had to protect Gotham City from criminals because Batman was too depressed to do his superhero stuff, and spent all the day crying and watching shows like Dawson Creek and grey anatomy.

"Batman is a wuss!" said Batgirl, who was angry with Batman because he did not want to protect Gotham city anymore. "I will form my own group of vigilantes to protect this city!"

Rudy called her out for making Batman to kill the Joker but she gave him the middle finger and ran away.

Two days later Rudy got a mysterious message from Ras al gul (the bad guy from the Batman Begins movie)

The message was written in blood and it was written in a piece of human skin (because ras al gul was killer), and it consisted in the following text:

"Hey Rudy, I hear you were the best friend of Batman so please give this message to him, it is very important and it will make him feel much better.

Dear batman, I heard the news of the death of the joker and I know he was your favorite enemy but I know a way to revive him using the Lazarus pit.

I will allow you to use my Lazarus pit but only if you marry my daughter Thalia, if you don't marry her then I won't allow you to use the Lazarus pit. You have 10 days to decide. After 10 days this offer will decline and I will marry my daughter with someone else.

Cheers.

Ras al gul"

"Holy shit!" thought Rudy. "Batman will be very happy to read this but I am not entirely sure if he would want to marry Thalia…"

Rudy went to the house of Batman: Inside the house, batman was ready to kill himself dropping a toaster in the bathtub because he couldn't get over the death of the Joker.

"No, Batman, please don't kill yourself, please read this letter!" said Rudy entering in the bathroom.

Batman read the letter sent by ras al gul and said: "This could be a trick by ras al gul to kill me, but since I'm too depressed I'm not afraid to die, so I will accept his offer!"

Batman came out of the bathtub and wrote the following response to ras al gul:

"okay, ras al gul, I will marry your daughter, but only after the Joker is revived. If the joker is not revived, then there is no deal!"

Best wishes

Batman

Batman gave the letter to Rudy and Rudy give the letter to some ras al gul henchmen that were on gotham city.

2 days later ras al gul arrived in a private golden jet and he went to house of Batman and there he said: "Okay Batman, get your shovel because we are going to dig up a corpse."

Batman was drunk when ras al gul arrived to his house, so he just answered: "ok" and he and Rudy got some shovels and went to the graveyard where the joker was buried.

The place was very dark and covered by mist, and there were some creepy trees with branches that looked like fingers and there were lots of crows everywhere.

Ras al gul knocked up the cemetery caretaker and while he was unconscious batman, Rudy and ras al gul digged up the corpse of the joker and put in a van they use to escape from the place.

The corpse of the joker was in a very bad state and smelled like a dozen of rotten eggs, but Batman did not care about that because he was his half-brother, but Rudy was very disgusted and wanted to throw it up but he didn't.

"okay ras al gul, how are going to take the corpse of the joker to the lazarus pit?" Rudy asked ras al gul and ras al gul said:

"I think we should put him in a freezer in order to keep him fresh before we resurrect him. We could use the fridge I have in my private jet for that…"

Ras al gul and his henchmen put the rotten Joker's corpse inside the fridge, but since the fridge was a little bit narrow, they had to cut two of his fingers to made him fit inside the fridge.

"Don't worry Batman, he will be fine once we put him inside the Lazarus pit, I bet his lost fingers will grow again." Said ras al gul.

One hour later batman and Rudy travelled to the country where Ras al gul lived in his private jet.

To be continued.