Part IV

Dring the travel in the private jet of ras al gul, Batman had a lot of nightmares about the Joker coming out of the fridge and trying to kill him while saying:

"You killed me, motherfucker! I am your half-brother but you killed me anyway, so I will kill you in revenge! Die, you asshole, DIE!"

Batman woke up screaming inside the jet but then Rudy told him:

"It's ok Bruce, it was only a nightmare…"

"How do you know?" Bruce asked, and then he decided to open the fridge where the corpse of the Joker was hidden: The corpse was still there, frozen and smiling and Batman sighed with relief.

"Oh, thank goodness" Batman said and he went to sleep again.

48 hours later the private jet arrived to the city where ras al gul lived.

Batman, Rudy and ras as gul were received by Thalia and some assassin servants. Thalia was wearing a very sexy black leather assassin outfit that showed her boobs but they were covered by her long hair so batman actually did not see her nipples and rudy did not care because he was only attracted to guys and there were plenty of shirtless guys in the place, so Rudy ogled at them instead of Thalia.

"Greetings father, I see you have brought my future bridegroom! I see he can be a good husband. Good choice!"

Batman did not reply anything because he was not sure if he really wanted to marry Thalia or not, but he had to do that in order to revive the Joker so he chose to remain silent.

Moments later, batman and rudy were eating dinner with Thalia and ras al gul and batman asked ras al gul in private:

"Ok ras al gul, when you are going to use the lazarus pit to revive the joker"

"gee batman, not now, we are taking dinner…Why you want to talk about the joker during dinner? You could spend some time with my daughter instead of thinking in the joker. I mean you are going to marry her, so I think you should spend some time with her at least."

Batman grinded his teeth but did not say anything so instead he decided to have a conversation with Thalia. Thalia told batman about her future dreams of slaughter, villainy and world domination, but batman was not paying very much attention so he just nodded at everything Thalia said.

Thalia fell in love with Batman that afternoon.

A few hours later batman and Rudy talked with ras al gul about resurrecting the joker using the lazarus pit and ras al gul said: "Okay, we are going to revive the joker this midnight. But remember this, batman: Once the joker is revived, you will have to marry my daughter with no conditions, no divorces and no excuses."

"Yes, I know. Damn. "Batman replied angrily.

Meanwhile, Thalia opened the fridge where the corpse of the joker was contained expecting to find some beer and wine inside of it to invite some drinks to batman, but instead of that she found the corpse of the joker smiling at her.

Thalia was shocked, and she asked why there was a corpse inside the fridge, but she thought it was part of some FBI plan to capture his father so she ordered her assassin servants to throw the corpse of the joker to one incinerator they had in the kitchen.

When batman, Rudy and Ras al gul entered the jet and opened the fridge they were shocked to discover the corpse of the joker was not here anymore and batman was afraid the joker became a zombie, making all his horrible nightmares true.

"Rudy! What we have done!" batman exclaimed with horror. "We tried to play god and now we probably has started a zombie plague!"

"I won't allow any zombie in my citadel!" ras al gul declared fiercely as he grabbed some sword from the walls, and removed his shirt. rudy thought ras al gul looked very hot, because despite being in his 50´s that guy had nice abs, but then batman said:

"We need to stop the joker before he turns anyone into a zombie! Suit up!"

So batman and Rudy suited up and started to do their investigation in the citadel to find zombie joker, causing a lot of commotion and panic among the community. Thalia was confused by the whole deal and asked: "What the hell is happening?"

Batman then told her about the empty fridge and the missing corpse of the joker so Thalia told him:

"I made my assassin servants throw that ugly thing to one of the incinerators in the kitchen because I thought the FBI put it inside the fridge to spy my dad!"

"What?" Batman screamed furiously. "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT THING?"

"Batman it was just an ugly frozen corpse without fingers, I don't know why you are so upset with me…" Thalia said but Batman refused to listen her.

"THE WEDDING IS CANCELLED! I AM NOT MARRYING YOUR DAUGHTER, RASM AL GUL! FUCK OFF!" said batman and he and Rudy left the city using the private jet of ras al gul. Thalie cried and begged batman to don't leave her, but batman did not forgive her.

"Way to fuck thing sup, thalia…" ras al gul said.

To be contined.