Part VI
A few hours later Rudy, Batgirl and the vigilante girls arrived at Batman's house. Batman was surprised to see all that people there because he was not expecting any visit and it was a very awkward situation because he was in his underwear eating ice cream while watching the kim kardashian show.
"Oh my God, what the fucking hell is happening here, Rudy? Who are these people?" Batman asked.
"Batman, there is no time for stupid questions, we need your help NOW!" Rudy said and then he changed the channel to show Batman the news about how gotham city was being invaded by the monster plant monsters created by Poison Ivy.
Batman was hororfied to see that but he said:
"And what I can do about this? I'm not a hero anymore, I can't do anything to help anyone! I couldn't even help my own half-brother the Joker!"
Batgirl got fed up with the whole situation and slapped batman in the face while she said:
"Enough of this whiny nonsense dumbass cretin! Don't you see there are million lives at risk? There is no time for this self-pitying nonsense! Come on, do something, dammit!"
"Okay, okay I will try to do something…" Batman replied with annoyance while thought "Fucking godamn Batgirl why you have to be such a pain in the ass all the time"
"Okay" Batman said. "First of all I need a genetic sample of those plant freaks, so I could develop some sort of vaccine or drug that could destroy them!"
"I got the arm of one of those monsters!" Rudy said, showing Batamn the container with the sewed arm. "I hope this helps."
"It helps, thank you very much Rudy" Batman said and he suited up and then he used his super computer to analyze the gene sample of the plant monsters.
"Okay according with this these plant monsters are allergic to Monsanto pesticides. According to the computer, the Monsanto pesticides are like poison to their organism, making it to mutate into some kind of unsustainable abominations that (in theory, at least) will self-destruct almost immediately…"
"Then we need to get some Monsanto pesticides, goddamn!" batgirl exclaimed.
"I think those pesticides were banned thanks to some online petition made in the year 2015" Rudy said.
"Dammit! Those fucking hippies always ruin fucking everything! To hell with them!" Batgirl protested.
"Hey wait" Rudy commented. "I think I read something on the gotham newspaper about the penguin trafficking Monsanto pesticides in some illegal agriculture circles… I guess he could have some Monsanto pesticides hidden on his nightclub!"
"It's our only hope now!" Batman replied.
"But how we are going to reach that place?" Batgirl asked. "The nightclub of the penguin it's in the middle of gotham city and the city is now infested with plant monsters everywhere and we ran out of ammo for our shotguns! Do you have any ammo for our shotguns, batman?"
"I don't believe in shotguns because killing is wrong but I guess we could use my bat vehicles to reach the nightclub of the penguin…"
Soon Batman, Rudy, Batgirl and her team of vigilante girls used the special vehicles of Batman to try to reach the nightclub of the Joker:
Batman and Rudy went on the Batmobile, Batgirl used the batcycle, and the vigilante girls used the batplane to reach the nightclub of the penguin.
In their way they found a lot of plant monsters, so they had to use the machine guns of their respective vehicles in legitimate defense.
A big part of the city had been destroyed by the big plant monsters and many were killed, among those who were killed there were several villains like the Riddler, the scarecrow and Bane but Batgirl did not care about them because they were evil and Batman was still too depressed about the death of the Joker to think about the other villains killed.
They also found Gordon, who was still alive but he was naked and wounded and also he had been anally penetrated by one of the plant monsters, but otherwise he was fine and his wounds were not lethal, so Batgirl ordered the vigilante girls to take his dad to a hospital while she, Batman and Rudy continued on their way to the nightclub of the penguin.
"I will avenge you, father!" Batgirl promised to her dad.
In the nightclub of the penguin, everything was broken, there were a lot of dead people inside, and all the walls windows and doors where painted with their red blood.
The penguin was dead too, his corpse was still being eating and violated by some small plant monsters that tried to attack batman, Rudy and batgirl but then Batgirl took a little flamethrower out of her belt and used it to burn those creatures to ashes.
"Batgirl, killing is wrong." Batman said, but batgirl told him to fuck off and gave him the middle finger.
Batman, Rudy and Batgirl explored the nightclub for a while until they discovered a secret room that had a lot of illegal stuff the penguin used to traffic when he was still alive like drug, some endangered animals, illegal porn magazines and also some Monsanto pesticides.
""It's here! "It's all here!" Rudy said triumphantly but then an evil laugh sounded behind them and the three heroes turned their faces back…
Poison Ivy was there was there, accompanied by one of her evil scientist sidekicks, and she was also pointing a death ray gun at them!
"This is the end of the road for you, Batman!" the villain said. "And it is also the end for your two stupid friends, dipshit!"
To be continued.