Part VII
Poison Ivy had our heroes cornered. Batman then noticed Poison Ivy was fatter than usual, so he asked: "Holy shit, Poison Ivy why you are so fat now?"
"I'm pregnant, you fucking useless idiot!" Poison ivy replied. "I impregnated myself with a special genetic substance that allowed me to grow a plant baby monster inside of me, and once he is born, he will grow up very fast to become the new ruler of this earth and he will lead my army of plant monsters to wipe out the human race! And I will be the queen, along with my newborn plant baby king! Hah Hah! Hah hah!"
Poison ivy was ready to use her death ray gun against the Batman, Rudy and Batgirl, but suddenly the scientist sidekick of Poison Ivy pulled a gun out of her pocket and shot poison ivy behind her head killing her immediately.
Batman, Rudy and Batgirl were shocked by this, so batman:
"Why the fuck did you did that? Who are you?"
The scientist sidekick removed then the mask of her face and everyone gasped: It was Thalia all along!
"Batman I helped you killing your enemy! Now you have to marry me in reward!"
"What? No fucking way. I mean, I thank you for saving our lives but I can't marry you after what you did with the Joker. Also you killed someone else, and killing is wrong!"
Thalia was very angry after hearing those words. She was pissed!
"If you don't marry me then I will have to kill you for making me to waste my time! I will also kill your friends because I can't allow them to denounce me with the FBI! Goodbye, Batman!" said Thalia as she grabbed the death ray gun of Poison Ivy but then Batgirl said: "Aw, hell naw" as she took a ninja star of one of the pockets of her belt and threw the ninja star at Thalia, hitting her in one of her eyes.
"AWWUGHHHH!" Thalia shrieked in pain. "What the fuck, you fucking CUNT, what the hell is fucking wrong with you, fucking nutcase! AUUUUWWWWGH!"
Batgirl was ready to finish Thalia using one of her weapons, but suddenly the belly of Poison Ivy started to shake and it exploded and weird monster of the size of a bear emerged from it…It was the newborn plant baby of Poison Ivy! The beast was pissed with Thalia for killing his mom so it decided to kill her first, ripping her body in half and then the monster started to eat her intestines.
Batman and Batgirl were ready to escape from the place before the plant monster noticed them, but suddenly had an idea and decided to use his super strength to throw a box filled with Monsanto pesticides at the monster: The monster opened his mouth, eating the Monsanto pesticides, but suddenly it started to inflate in a grotesque and vomit inducing manner, and then his whole body was covered with purulent warts filled with black pus and shrieked in agony until it exploded.
"You saved us!" batgirl exclaimed enthusiastically.
"Well done, Rudy!" batman also said. "But you need to remember that killing is wrong. What you did was wrong."
Batgirl glared at Batman and started to punch him in frustration. Rudy had to stop her.
After things calmed down a bit, Batman, Batgirl and Rudy reunited with the vigilante girls. Together they elaborated a special plan to spread the Monsanto pesticides all around gotham city so when the plant monster ate them they died almost immediately, turning into a gross mucus.
Once the city was saved, the survivors of Gotham city cheered Batman, Rudy, Batgirl and the vigilante girls, proclaiming them as the bets heroes ever and decided to make a celebration in honor of them.
Rudy, Batgirl and the vigilante girls were very happy but Batman wasn't very happy because he was still thinking in the Joker and all the monsters that were killed that day.
Some days later, Batman and Rudy reunited again, and Rudy noticed Batman still seemed a bit sad.
"What happen, Batman? Are you still thinking in the Joker?"
"Yes, but also I was thinking if Gotham city really needs me…After all what happened I think you and batgirl should be the new heroes of Gotham city…"
"Oh, don't say that Batman…" Rudy said. "You always will be the hero this city needs, I always will be proud to be your best friend."
"Thanks Rudy… I'm glad of having such a great friend like you…" Batman said, and then he and Rudy kissed and grabbed each other asses and started to remove their clothes until they were naked and then they rubbed their dicks together before they put their manhoods inside each other. A white transparent substance emerged from their flesh holes as they passionately made love that afternoon.
Meanwhile, Alfred was spying them and he thought they both looked very hot, so he started masturbating but he made to much noise so Batman and Rudy discovered him but they were not angry and instead they invited Alfred to join and Alfred was very happy so he removed his clothes, and the three rubbed their dicks together and after Batman and Rudy put their manhoods inside of Alfred a white transparent substance emerged from his flesh hole along with some blood because it was the first time Alfred had sex but he did not care too much about the blood because he was quite happy for this unexpected turn of events.
The end.