A/N: At long last! Here you go. :)

Naruto (c) Kishimoto

Chapter 2: Picking up Girls

Perks: Girls, need I say more?

"Hey guys," Kiba greeted the table filled with his friends, well most of them. Most of them greeted him back. Most of them. Grumbling about manners and politeness he grabbed a chair from an empty table and sat himself at the head of theirs.

"Oh come on Kiba, it's a Friday night and your wasting it by sulking," someone reprimanded him from his right. He narrowed his eyes at the brunette. Tenten merely raised her eyebrow. From beside her, another brunette sat, his arm around the girl's shoulder and a bottle of beer lay on his other hand.

"What's got your panties in a bunch?" Exclaimed another one at his left this time, blonde, loud and obnoxious, it was Naruto.

His narrowed eyes turned into a glare. "I'm going to ignore that," he placed an elbow on the table and cradled his head in a palm. "I need to get laid."

A collective groan came from the group.

"I'm serious guys! It's been two weeks!" He defended and thumped a fist against the table for good measure.

They were sitted at their usual six person booth in their favorite bar. The table was strategically placed where one can have easy access towards the bar to get drinks but not too close to become cramped when a lot of people order theirs; juke box music can be clearly heard in the back ground yet not overpowering. But this was not why they liked to seat here. Oh no, Kiba loved this booth for the sole reason that he has an unobscured view of the people who entered the double doors, meaning he could check out pretty ladies and see if he could lucky tonight.

"You wanna know how to solve this little problem of yours?" Tenten asked, irritation evident on her face.

"Why, use my dashing good looks?" He said, pure confidence dripping as ran a hand through his hair in what he thought to be as suave.

"Ew," Tenten deadpanned.

Kiba did not seem to hear as he continued on, tracing his thumb and index fingers along his jaw, "Or should I choose to use my uncanny charm?"

"Don't make us vomit, Inuzuka," Neji said the same time Tenten exclaimed an exasperated "No!"

"Get a girlfriend, idiot," Sasuke said from beside Naruto, the last person on the table.

Kiba merely snorted, "I could say the same for you."

"Don't compare me to the likes of you," the Uchiha retorted, taking a swig of his beer.

"Whatever."

"Woah, woah. Sexy chick approaching bar," Naruto said.

Everyone at the table craned their necks for a look. Making her entrance was a sundressed raven haired girl. They could not get a good view of her face but the creamy skin and hourglass figure was enough for them. Kiba gave a low whistle.

"Wow, I'd tap tha-"

"Don't even think about it, that's my cousin," said Neji. Turning around, he gave a nod of acknowledgement as his cousin shyly waved at them and sat at the tall stools provided at the bar's counter.

"Hinata, right?" Tenten inquired. "Why don't you ever invite her during our hangouts? I could use a girlfriend, rather than hanging around with you weirdos."

A chorus of "Hey!" came from the two loudmouths of the group.

Neji, on the otherhand, took her chin in his fingers, made her face him and said, "You love us anyways, me especially." With that said, he gave her a peck on the lips and felt her smile against him.

As if on queue, gagging sounds came from the two and the very original, "Get a room," from the Uchiha. Neji merely smirked.

"We're turning in for the night!" Tenten exclaimed, grabbed Neji by the hand and lead him out of the bar without much thought with regards to the others.

"Heh, see you," Neji said with a smirk as he let himself be dragged.

The three left behind sat dumbfounded, or as dumbfounded as the Uchiha could be.

Kiba took a gulp of Naruto's beer and promptly slammed it on the table, but nobody seemed to be bothered by it.

"That's it! I got dibs on the next hot chick that enters those doors!" Kiba proclaimed.

"Speaking of, here's one right now." It was Sasuke this time, to point out.

A pink-haired woman entered the bar and sat herself in one of the many empty stools near the counter, a ways off from Neji's cousin.

"Shit, where's Suigetsu when you need him?" Kiba said, wondering where his partner-in-crime might be.

"Hey I could be your wingman!" Naruto exclaimed. The brunette merely looked at him dubiously.

"Dude, you owe me a beer." He said, waving his empty beer bottle. Kiba only sighed in agreement but brightened up the next second.

"Pretty babe, here I come!"

Pains: Sometimes, you just have this urge to hit your wing man on the head

Kiba approached the lady as a lion would stalk it's prey, one might say. He carefully leaned an elbow on one side of her at the counter table and effectively showed her his 'good side.' The pinkette, noticing his presence, turned to him, an eyebrow raised. She appeared to be interested in what he had in store as she looked expectantly at him.

The brunette gave her a smirk and said, "So, what's pretty lady like you doing here all a-" he was cut off when an arm wrapped itself around him, "Have you met Kiba?"

Naruto then started to not-so subtly hint at him. His eyes wide and his lips in an open-mouthed perverted grin. The pinkette looked at them as if cockroaches suddenly came crawling on their faces.

And as if the heavens were mocking him, the blonde produced suggestive, "Eh, eh," sounds as he gestured wildly towards him with his head. All signs of interest vanished into thin air as she looked creeped out beyond words.

Taking one glance at his supposed wing man, Kiba dejectedly said, "I'm so sorry to have wasted your time." And without looking at anyone else, Kiba returned to their booth where Sasuke uncharacteristically sniggered at his misery.

"Hey, what the hell was that, dattebayo!"

The brunette turned around, a murderous look on his face and bonked him in the head, "You're the worst wingman ever!" He yelled for good measure and took a seat beside the Uchiha

"Ugh, you owe me a beer man!" said Naruto as he rubbed the growing bump on his head.

"You little-" unable to clearly show his annoyance, he banged his forehead on the table.

"Idiots," Sasuke mumbled under his breath as he eyed the pinkette and smirked to himself.

"What's with the creepy face, teme?" Naruto said, all signs of pain from before all gone in a blink of an eye.

"Hn."

A/N: Wishful thinking that this was up to par with the last one. There has been many attempts, however, to update this as soon as possible. I actually two others in storage right now, meant to be posted a looong time ago. But I felt they were no good, hopefully this comes a bit closer to the first one. It was inspired by one episode in HIMYM. Aaaaand, I think this will be the last time I write Naruto getting hit in the head. Tell me when I get redundant.

If you noticed it, I like my NejiTen subtle and not fully in the limelight. It's what drew me in the ship in the first place. :3

Is it good? Bad? Tell me in a review! See you at June, until then, check out my other stories. Bye. :)