Arizona desert

7:00 A.M. pacific Time

(Skipper's POV)

"Put us down right now you overgrown eagle!" I shouted. "As you wish," the phoenix replied. The Phoenix opened his talons and we fell to the ground. We landed on the dry desert soil with a thud. The Phoenix was now once again on fire, "NOW YOU DIE!" "Not today," I said. "YOU WILL BURN!" "You keep saying that," I said, "still not burning!" "Your arrogance will not serve you well," the Phoenix shouted. "rico," I said, "let's fight fire with fire!" Rico hacked up his flamethrower and sent a barrage of fire at the phoenix… "FOOLS!" the phoenix shouted, "shooting firing at me will only make me stronger!" "run!" I shouted.

we ran for our lives deeper into the desert the flaming phoenix right behind us. We could literally feel the heat imanating from the bird. Kowalski grabbed his ice ray from Rico and fired only for nothing to happen. "Crud…I forgot to replace the powercells," Kowalski muttered. Kowalski swapped the useless ice ray for his freeze ray (which one I don't know…I mean who had three freeze rays) only for the phoenix to send a fireball that melted it. "Sub-Zero Cannon now!" Kowalski said. "nice try Kowalski," I said, "Rico destroyed that." Much to my shock rico hacked up the Sub-Zero Cannon and fired trapping the phoenix in a block of ice.

Unfortantly since we were in a desert it melted almost instantly. "Your in my element ice birds," The Phoenix shouted, "and way out of your ledge!" "We defeated a destroyer of worlds," I said, "we can defeat you." "a destroyer…as in THE destroyer of worlds!" "Um…yeah," I said. "I don't know how you would do that when Kuchinkukan is a story made up to scare children…" The Phoenix, "I mean a cheeseloaf destroyed six worlds…come on!" "A legend thinks Kuchinkukan is a legend," I said, "now isn't that ironic." "I will kill you!" "Sure you will…when they find Bigfoot," I said. "Not when pigs fly?" The Phoenix said. "Oh I seen pigs fly…trust me," I said. "Okaay," he said, "I'm just going to…BURN YOU!" "I rather get thrown in the pits of hades," I said. "Um…Skipper," Kowalski said. "Oh don't tempt me," The Phoenix said, "I happen to have hades on speeddail." "Oh…BURN," Kowalski said. "And now I will burn you some more!" A massive blast of fire knocked us across the desert.

The blast knocked us into bonfire that just happened to be burning. "Oh, Hot! Hot! Hot!" Private said. We instantly jumped out of the fire and stopped, dropped, and rolled. "Who has a bonfire in the middle of the desert!" I shouted. "Biologists," Kowalski said. A bunch of scientist looking people had surrounded us and started snapping pictures. "This is amazing we just discovered a new speices of penguins… that live in the desert of arizona." "Arizona Desert Penguins!" some who was a little to excited said. Kowalski pulled out the speak n' spell, "Run…Run…a Phoenix is going to destroy us all!" "Their now such thing as a…" The Phoenix in all it's firey glory appeared over the camp. "Ah!" All the biologists shouted as they ran away right into a rattlesnake nest. The Rattlesnakes hissed in angry as they started to rattle their…rattles. "Move away slowly," one of the biologists said. "should I grab the snakebite kit from the…" A nearby tent erupted into flames. "…Tent."

"Bow before my might humans," The Phoenix said, "And tell me if my speices exist…" "there is such a thing," one of biologists said, "what else is that actually exist that the crypdozoologists have been telling us were real all these years!" "Why don't you ask them," The Phoenix said, "FROM YOU GRAVES!" That sent the humans running as fast as their feet could carry them into their jeeps. They then floored it for cilivatization. "Humans…always sticking their heads where they don't belong…" "Now if you excuse me," The Phoenix said, "I have a lair in death valley to return to…" "So your not killing us?" Private said. "As long as you don't follow me to my lair!" The Phoenix said as he flew off.

"Death valley…sounds european…Kowalski book the next flight to where ever Death valley is!" "Death valley?…is in California" "Grab your passports boys we're going…wait….IT'S IN 'MERICA?" "Which America," Kowalski said. "What do you mean which 'merica?" "North or south?" Kowalski said. "THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!" "Yes," Kowalski said, "in california the hottest place in the country…and I mean deadly hot." "In kind of in the name," I said. "So we're heading to his lair then?" Private said. "We need to end this private!" I said, "and I feel like the end of the episode is getting near."

"The What?" Private said. We suddenly all got headaches, "ow…shouldn't have broken the fourth wall…" "And that people is why I keep telling Skipper to stop breaking the fourth wall," Kowalski said, "Only a trained professional like The Doctor should break the fourth wall." "Oh your breaking the fourth wall now?" I said. "And it was so worth the headache!" "but what about the…" "What fourth wall," Kowalski said. "wait what's one the other side of the fourth wall then?" Private said, "can the fourth wall be broken both ways…" "alright readers…say something," I said. "Hmm…" Kowalski said, "I would review this right now if I were you." "I can't hear you reader," I said, "SAY SOMETHING!" "Case closed," Kowalski said, "we can break thru the fourth wall but nobody can break into the fourth wall from the other side!" "Hey! Skilene writers!" I shouted, "I knew you are probably not reading this but…for the record…MARLENE AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS!" "And now that our we're done breaking the fourth wall," I said calmly, "Let's find and defeat that phoenix!" "Hopefully we didn't scare away all our fans," Kowalski muttered. "No more breaking the fourth wall today…that's an order…I think I got my point across!"

Skipper's Note: the fourth wall breaking you just experienced didn't happen. In Fact…YOU DIDN'T READ ANYTHING about penguins breaking the fourth wall. WE DIDN'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL! Right?

Marty: Yes S…I mean…No sir!

Kowalski: and somebody didn't read the memo to put a drawing of Skipper doing his hypnotic stare here…

(end of chapter two)