Guys I'm really happy I'm actually writing this story, it's been in my head for ages and I'm glad you guys are enjoying it!
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It took all of ten minutes to get to where the jet was waiting and then three, extremely long, hours on said jet while the Weasley's and Harry asked Mukuro and Hermione as many questions as they could. Right now they were in the second hour of the constant Q&A session that Mukuro wanted to be done with long ago.
"What are your other parents like?" Harry asked curiously while Ron and the twins raided the mini fridge that was in the jet. "Your papà is obviously very interesting." He made sure that he used the right name so that they didn't have another incident like what happened when Ginny called him Hermione's Father.
Hermione bookmarked her page in her book and set it on the table that was across from them. "Well they're all very different from each other, some of them have tempers so you're going to have to be patient, but they're very nice when you get to know them…okay well my Pa and my Pops are really easy to get along with just don't get Pa excited or he'll get really hyped up and no one can calm him down. Dad and Daddy are usually busy so we usually don't see them that often but since tomorrow is Mama Appreciation Day both of them are free as a bird!" She said happily to whoever was listening.
"What about your Mama and your Father?" Ginny questioned. She was at a window seat and was pretty amazed by the things that she was seeing.
Mukuro grinned. "Nagi is perfect; she's beautiful, smart, and extremely talented with her powers after a little training from Viper and I. She…helped…me quite a bit when I was in prison. But then she started dating that jackass she calls a husband and he doesn't let me walk around the mansion half naked since females live with us and it's considered sexual harassment to the maids." He said with a pout.
Hermione rolled her eyes at him. "No one wants to see your shirtless Papà, and be nice to Father he got you out of that one situation a few years back."
"That's only because you gave him the puppy eyes!" Mukuro complained like the inner ten year old that he was.
Molly laughed at them; they were a bunch of six year olds. This was supposedly the mafia and they were acting like a pair of kids who were without parental supervision. "If this is how you two act I'm going to love seeing the rest of your family." She told them.
A stewardess came by with some drinks and soon everyone was listening to Mukuro tell them stories of things that he managed to get away with.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Papà, I'm telling Daddy it was you that burned down Uncle Dino's stables two summers ago." She said flipping through channels on the television that was on the jet.
"You tell your Daddy what I did and I tell your Mama the real reason you broke your arm when you were nine." Mukuro said looking her in the eye. The others could tell that it was the beginning of a war between the two.
Hermione narrowed her eyes at him. "If you do that I'll sell all the embarrassing photos that I have of you to Aunt Viper, tell her every story no one but me knows, and I will make sure that you can never show your face at your favorite pub ever again." She said slowly.
A trident was at Hermione's throat the next second, and then Hermione's wand was at Mukuro's throat. Both looked each other in the eye for a long amount of time before anyone said anything.
"What's going on?" Ron asked in a near whisper to the others.
They all shrugged and watched on as the two continued to throw threats back and forth like that.
"You tell Uncle Reborn I was the one who poured espresso into his fedora and I won't tell Aunt Hana you were the one that filled her and Pa's bedroom with little kids to get back at her for throwing away what was left of your famous fried chicken." Hermione said as if she had been saving that one for years now.
Mukuro gasped as if he had just been betrayed, and then smiled proudly and kissed the top of her head. "You were always my favorite." He said with the face of a proud parent.
The others couldn't help but laugh, they were amusing to watch. Their idea his mafia was apparently different than what it actually was…from what they saw of Mukuro it was a much nicer place.
"We should be at the mansion in ten minutes; Pops said he would meet us at the roof with your brother and sister." Mukuro told them after a long amount of comfortable silence.
"I thought they were visiting grandma." Hermione said sleepily. She always got tired on plane trips which is why she hardly flew places. They could tell that just by the way she said grandma that she hated her as well.
"They came home earlier than we thought so they're home waiting for you to get home." Mukuro answered.
"You told us you were an only child…" Ron said while he and Harry glared at her.
"She is, her grandma adopted them but since they're also in the mafia and Nana has no idea about it they live with us. Tsuna's their legal guardian and they go to Japan during the summer time." Mukuro said flipping through a magazine that was left there by one of the others.
"Nice family you got there Hermione." Fred said only somewhat meaning it. They were all trying to keep up with what the father and daughter were saying.
Hermione smiled proudly. "Thanks."
The ten minutes went by quickly and soon they were all getting off the jet to meet three over excited people. It was nine o'clock at night, which wasn't very late at all, but the Weasley's and Harry was tired.
"Welcome to Italy, the only place in the world where you can eat for ten hours straight and a grouchy old woman will still tell you that you're too skinny and force more food down your throat!" Mukuro said as if he had experience.
They gave Hermione curious looks, who just said that she would tell them the story later, right now it was time for them to meet some new people.
A Chinese girl with her hair in a long braid smiled fondly at them while the males fussed over Hermione. "You must be Hermione's friends! It's so good to meet you! Please come inside, Lambo will get your things for you." She said shooting Lambo a look that said he would get their things and there wouldn't be a problem with it. "My name is I-Pin," She added when she realized that she had left that part out.
Takeshi looked like an excited puppy; he was bouncing on the balls of his feet and talking excessively in Japanese to them. He clearly forgot that he speaking to people who could only speak English and a little bit of French.
"Pops, they don't speak Japanese you have to speak English." Hermione said gently to the far too optimistic baseball player.
He seemed to get the hint and switched to English after a minute. "How are you guys? We've never really had visitors other than other Famaliga's so we had to kind of proof the mansion; you know take the guns, swords, and other violent objects off the walls and put them in the basement, we even told the cooks to make British food!"
"Takeshi it's late at night why did you tell them to cook?" Mukuro asked in confusion while he made little effort to do anything at all. He was home he technically didn't have to do anything now.
Takeshi shrugged; "Chrome said it would be a good idea" He told them.
"How many sweets did she tell them to make?" Hermione asked out of curiosity.
The rain shrugged again. "I try not to question your mother anymore…how about we go inside and show them to their rooms."
Mukuro was long gone; he had kissed Hermione on the head before sneakily slipping away. No one noticed besides the people who were used to him doing things like this.
Hermione smiled. "You guys are going to love the guest rooms; they have bathrooms so you don't have to share with anyone and if you need anything just go down to the kitchens and feel free to use anything…okay well stay out of the good fish it's mainly used for sushi." She said while they escorted their guests inside.
"What if we get lost?" Molly asked looking around the large house, it looked easy to get lost in and well let's face it they all got lost easily. She mainly worried about Fred and George doing something stupid.
"We already warned the maids and the butlers that there were new people coming over and to keep an eye out for anyone who looked confused. So if you ever find yourself lost someone will find you." Lambo stated lazily. His arms were locked with I-Pin and Hermione's while they walked. "And the Varia has been contacted multiple times with blackmail so they don't do anything to you." He told them.
"The Vongola try hard to make our guests feel safe when the Varia is included...especially with Lussuria's fondness of red heads…" Takeshi chirped, nearly skipping to the rooms that were made for guests.
Harry suddenly felt glad that he had brown hair instead of red. "What is the big deal exactly?" He asked.
Takeshi made a face. "We don't talk about it."
"I don't even know it." Hermione said when they looked at her hopefully. She smiled apologetically. "I can tell you a few stories about Uncle Belphegor though; he's got loads of them."
"So you just live in a castle and call it a mansion? This place isn't a mansion Hermione it's a castle. This is Hogwarts without the ghosts!" Fred and George said while they walked. They had been down two staircases already, passed two double doors and they heard strange noises coming out of one of them…
"The house is over four hundred years old; at one point it was used as an actual castle." I-Pin said with a smile. She liked having people around that wouldn't try to kill her out of random.
"And my parents decide that they want to destroy a good portion of it every day because they're insane and oh god why did I let you guys come over here?" Hermione asked mostly to herself.
Ron snorted. "This is what you're so embarrassed about? Your family sounds awesome!" He exclaimed.
Takeshi looked hurt. "You're embarrassed by us 'Mione?" He looked like he was going to cry if Hermione didn't do anything.
"Not at all Pops, I just thought that they would be scared of you guys…you know how our family gets when we're bored heaven knows what would happen if normal people saw the shit that we did in our free time!" Hermione told him soothingly, "L'ho fatto per proteggere quelle normali." She said in Italian so that she didn't offend the others.
Takeshi laughed, outright laughed. It was just like Hermione to call a group of witches and wizards normal people. "We're almost to the guest level." He told the others.
"There's a level just for guests?" Bill asked curiously.
Takeshi nodded. "Yeah we thought it would be better than letting guests stay on our level and have them deal with the things that we do."
"Like the time you decided that you wanted to learn how to juggle all of your swords at once…without the sheaths on…" Hermione said as if that was something they didn't talk about at all.
"How did that work out?" Arthur asked curiously.
"We don't talk about it." Lambo answered stoically.
"What happened?" Ginny pressed on, she could get the information she just knew it.
"We don't talk about it." The four said strictly when they reached another staircase. They were finally getting to the bedrooms it seemed. They could hear someone yelling EXTREME in one bedroom, cursing in another and a woman laughing and the sound of growling in another.
"One more floor, I promise." Hermione said before the door to the bedroom with the sound of growls was burst open and Mukuro flew past them and down the hall and landed at his. He didn't bother doing anything else besides going inside his room, he did what he needed to do and that was final.
Takeshi started to laugh and Hermione looked like she was about to start shouting while the others just sighed and rolled their eyes. Molly was looking scandalized, Arthur was trying to calm her down, and the rest of them couldn't help but laugh.
"And stay out you damn pineapple, I told you to stay out of mine and Nagi's bedroom!" A black haired male with steel eyes shouted. He was in purple silk pajamas and there was a fluffy yellow bird on his head…
Hermione rushed over there and stood with her hands on her hips. She looked up at the rather frightening male as if he were a dog that had done something bad. "Father, we have guests please try not to scare them!" She huffed with a look Harry and Ron knew all too well.
The large family stared at Kyoya with wide eyes, this was the man that helped Mukuro burn down a village and so many other terrible things, from what they gathered from the duel eyed man, and she was standing up to him as if he were just another bully that needed to be put into place…but this was her Father, the one that was married to her mother; the one who she got her love of discipline from so they knew that this was probably another thing that was normal to them.
The man looked down at her blankly, and then looked over at the guests that she was speaking of. "Oh." He said blandly. "So Tsunayoshi was actually telling the truth about you bringing your…magic…friends over." He said with a look that said he really didn't care.
"Yes, I brought my friends over for the holiday. Play nice Father, I mean it." Hermione said looking right in his eyes.
Kyoya grunted to show his answer, which caused Hermione to smile and say 'thank you' in Japanese to him. He leaned down and swiftly kissed her cheek and they were all positive that they heard him say 'welcome home sweetheart' under his breath before he was violently shoved out of the way by his wife.
"You're home! Oh I can't wait for tomorrow! Your Dad said that the two of you have something special planned! What is it? Come on 'Mione you know you can tell Mommy!" Chrome said in a rush before she turned to the Weasley's with a charming smile. "Hi!" She said while waving.
"Did you give her chocolate again Kyoya; you know how she gets when she has chocolate late at night." I-Pin scolded lightly.
Kyoya twitched noticeably. "Of course I know not to give her sugar late at night that damn bird did it!" He shouted glaring daggers at Mukuro's bedroom door.
Chrome made a few long strides over to the Weasley's and continued to grin happily. "It's so good to finally meet you all! I've heard so much about you from Hermione and of course from the reports that I had Viper do but it's really nice to finally meet you!" She said happily before making a point of shaking everyone's hand and hugging them.
Bill frowned, it seems like he was the only one who noticed the part about her having someone do reports over them. "Wait, what do you mean reports?" He asked.
Takeshi made a quick excuse to leave, Lambo and I-Pin went to their rooms saying something about summer homework, and Hermione looked away, something she had been doing all night, while Chrome and Kyoya looked at them seriously.
"We weren't fond of the idea of our only daughter being friends with a family of mostly men when we had to send her off to a school in a different country and we are the mafia after all, we wanted to make sure that our daughter would be safe without us there to protect her…so I paid my old tutor Viper to go to Hogwarts with her and give us monthly reports. We did what any parent in the mafia would do." Chrome said firmly. She had discussed this issue with all of them before they agreed to send Hermione off to Hogwarts and they were all okay with it so there was no reason for her to be ashamed of her choice.
"So not only were you lying to us about your family but you kept things like this from us! Bloody hell Hermione what else don't we know?" Ron shouted; he was already angry at her for not telling them she was adopted but this was just too much!
Ginny was racking her mind for times that she had heard that name before…where did she know a Viper? "Wait a minute, do you mean Viper Esper; the Slytherin girl who always wears a hood?" She asked hoping to be correct. "She couldn't possibly be in the mafia; she's always missing classes because she's sick!"
"Aunt Viper's actually in the Varia…which a very big deal in this world is; she misses so much school because she's always on missions…" Hermione explained.
"Did you just call a Slytherin 'Aunt Viper?'?" Harry asked with a look of disgust. He had seen Viper before; she was a small girl a few months older than him with long indigo hair. He always expected that her hair was like that because of magic but after meeting Mukuro and Chrome, who both had unnatural hair he supposed that it was natural for people like them. "There's no way she could hurt a fly!"
"She's killed over a million people in her life, runs a unit of over two thousand in one of the most elite assassin squads of the Vongola, and she's one of the Arcobaleno; trust me she could hurt more than a fly." Kyoya scoffed.
Chrome smiled optimistically at them. "Look at it this way, if we didn't approve of your family you probably would never see Hermione, Viper's reports just made us certain that you would be good friends for her. We also have enough information on you to write a few books…" She fidgeted with her eye patch out of nervous habit.
"You had someone spy on my family?" Molly asked with a look that could kill if looks could.
"I needed a way to make sure that my only child would be safe, Viper was going to the school as well for reasons we don't speak of and I took that as a chance to make sure that nothing happened to her! If you understood where I was coming from you would agree as well!" Chrome stubbornly told the older woman. "She was doing perfectly well in private school where all the other mafia children went. We didn't have to worry about her getting attacked out of nowhere because during school hours everyone was neutral!" She huffed.
The others blinked, were they hearing what they thought they were hearing?
Kyoya cleared his throat. "Let me put it simply; being the only daughter to one of the most powerful men in the mafia is a bad thing. There are death threats, attempted kidnappings, and even though we all made sure that Hermione could fight for herself there were reasons we kept eyes on the people that she spent time with."
Hermione piped in then. "It was also for your protection; there's at least four people watching your house at all times so no one tries to hurt you." She told them hoping that it would make them all forgive them and not be mad.
There was a slight change in the atmosphere after that, they all looked sort of ashamed of themselves for being so mad at her now that she explained that they were protecting them…
"And you Harry, we have people watching your house as well; even when you aren't home…I know your family isn't the best but familgia is familgia and they still need to be protected." Chrome said carefully.
"Plus you herbivores are weak and need the protection." Kyoya added casually.
Hermione stopped them from asking anything. "Don't ask questions, the carnivore is a very strange man."
"And the omnivore needs to go to bed if she wants to be able to wake up early enough for her mother's breakfast." Kyoya said before going back to his bedroom, he was starting to feel far too crowded.
"I'll go to bed once I show the others to their bedrooms Father." Hermione shouted back.
Chrome rolled her one eye and turned back to her husband. "Go to bed Kyo-kun, I'll go with Hermione to the guest rooms." She said soothingly before she turned to them. "It shouldn't take more than five minutes to get there!" She said before turning on her heel to get to the other part of the staircase.
Really long chapter guys! I wrote it all in one day too so I'm pretty happy! (I was home all day since I missed the bus and all…but that's a different story…) I had a different version of it but I didn't like it so there is this. It isn't like the other chapters but I hope you like it and well I'll get to chapter four as soon as I can.
Sorry for those of you who don't ship 1896, I do so it's a cannon thing in this story. I'll explain Hana and Reyohei's relationship later though. And since this story is still a gift for my wife I'll be sure to add her favorite ship in this once it gets to that part.
Since I know there will be questions about the translations.
L'ho fatto per proteggere quelle normali = I did it to protect the normal ones. (Because let's face it the Weasley's and Harry are probably normal compared to the Vongola.)