Guys I'm really sorry that it's been forever since I updated but I've been on vacation for a while with no wifi and I didn't even bring my laptop with me so I didn't really do anything and now I'm writing again.
I also changed my penname because I just wasn't comfortable with it anymore and I liked the saying 'What's an Angel without his grace' so that happened.
I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn or Harry Potter.
Molly was having a lovely conversation with Nana, who she found out was Hermione's grandmother. They were discussing the way that their children got into trouble but it seemed to Molly that Nana Sawda had no idea what kind of troubles her son and his friends have actually gotten into…
"She doesn't know about us, it's better if you play it like we aren't a part of anything." Lal whispered in Molly's ear casually while poking at her eggs. They didn't seem appetizing to her right now.
"You mean, at all?" Molly asked. How could somebody be that oblivious?
Lal nodded her head, "Trust me I work with her husband and he's made it clear she isn't allowed to know…just go along with it, pretend she isn't the most oblivious person in the universe."
"She also doesn't know about magic." Chrome mouthed from down the table.
Reluctantly Molly did that…she was starting to understand why Hermione resented her grandparents.
"Honestly Molly I don't know how you stand six boys, I can hardly stand the ones I deal with at home." Chrome said looking at the table that her fellow guardians were at. Takeshi and Ryohei were playing with their food as per usual, her husband and her older brother figure were glaring daggers at each other, Lambo and Hayato were arguing, and Tsuna looked at them fondly, as if they weren't all a bunch of psychopath's.
The older woman giggled and looked at her boys, who were trying to behave the best they could. "Honestly I don't know either sometimes but I love them." She told Chrome.
"I'm so proud of my Tsuna; he's gone from a dame to such a successful business man!" Nana gushed.
"My oldest, Bill, works in a bank." Molly said proudly. It was close to the truth at least…he did work in a bank, just not a normal one…
"And my child is currently making a smiley face with his food…wait, that's my husband….I seem to forget that most of the time…" Lal said blandly watching as Colonnello made stupid faces to amuse the other idiots at their table.
Molly giggled, he reminded her of Author; he did that when their kids were little…actually he still did that… "He's like my husband."
Chrome looked over at her husband. "Mine is at war with my older brother because of something that happened in middle school…"
Nana laughed and looked over at her own husband. "I wish Iemitsu was home more, I hardly get to see him." She said sadly.
"I could easily make that happen, change his schedule around a little; beat some sense into him." Lal said casually. "Maybe even make him have an accident that would make him have to be home for a few months at a time…oil rigs are very dangerous you know." Something glinted in her eyes that kind of scared Molly, these women may be friendly, and sweet, but they were part of the mafia and Lal Mirch seemed to be a dangerous woman to her.
Chrome cleared her throat. "Um Lal, your soldier is showing." She said nicely.
"Hmm, oh yes it seems like it is…" Lal said whilst stabbing at the eggs on her plate. Molly secretly hoped that she just forgot to apologize…"So what do you do Molly?" The inky haired woman questioned.
Molly looked bashful as that, she didn't do anything amazing compared to what these women did. "I'm just a house wife, I take care of the children and that's that." She said.
"I salute you Molly, I don't know what I would have done if I wasn't able to work while Hermione was a kid." Chrome said. Of course she also adopted her daughter at the age of six so she didn't actually need to be there twenty-four seven for her…that didn't mean she didn't love all the time she did spend teaching Hermione things.
"I'm going to hate maternity leave, I'm not even allowed to do heavy lifting anymore and I lift more than Colonnello can!" Lal groaned in frustration, she hated being pregnant so far…
The other three women laughed because they could honestly see Lal lifting more weight at a time than Colonnello could.
"What do you think they're laughing at?" Ron asked watching the four women laugh at something Lal Mirch; he learned her name from an older man with blond hair who said he was her boss.
"Knowing Mirch she probably complained about her pregnancy and mocked Colonnello's masculinity." Viper said picking at the strawberries one her plate.
"My masculinity is nothing to laugh about kora!" Colonnello argued from behind Harry.
"Are you sure soldier boy because I remember many a times when she beat you to a pulp without even breaking a sweat," Fran called out blandly.
"Everyone can beat Colonnello." Reborn said, putting his feet up on the table. "And Lambo, everyone beats Lambo."
"He has a trick knee and everyone knows it, all you have to do is get a good kick in to his knees and he's down like a rock in water." Hermione said like she had done it a million times.
"The sound of you fighting is still weird to me." Ron said finally.
Hermione smiled sweetly and leaned over the table close to him. "I may act innocent at school but trust me Ronald if it came down to it I could kick your ass into next week and everyone here knows it." She said before plopping back into her seat.
Viper smiled proudly. "She learned most of it from spending time with the Varia." She told the wizards like it was something everyone should know.
"We do things differently here, the innocent are the ones that can kill and the deadly, well they're still deadly." Fran said. "But mostly you watch your back when you see a happy person, like Byakuran over there, looks innocent enough eating his marshmallow pancakes and chocolate milk, right?" He asked pointing to the table Byakuran was at along with Yuni, Gama, Shoichi, and Spanner.
"Yeah he looks pretty harmless." Ron and Harry said.
"He's the Millefiore Boss, responsible for killing all of the Arcobaleno except Yuni and Lal Mirch, Daddy, Pop's dad, and many other people in multiple other universes." Hermione said. "So keep in mind that innocent looking people are capable of horrible things."
"Yes thank you Hermione, I'll keep that in mind the next time I see a little girl passing out flowers." Harry said sarcastically.
Fon laughed from the table behind them. "You should be afraid of little girls; they're as deadly as a rattle snake." He said before stealing a look over to I-Pin.
"You should also fear Old Italian women; they're all kinds of crazy." Viper told them shivering at the memory of her grandmother…
"What else should we fear, babies?" Ron asked getting the table full of Arcobaleno that were behind them, Fran, and Viper to laugh hysterically.
"If only you knew." Reborn laughed whipping a tear from his eyes. "Oh that was a good one thanks for that Ginger."
Harry and Ron looked confused, "Are we missing something?" They asked.
"I'll explain later, it's a long and very complicated story. Until then boys I suggest you two just go along with everything that's going on." Hermione smiled and reached for the strawberry jam for her toast.
"Hey look, it's the first year of you living with us in a nutshell!" Viper said causing Hermione to snort into her food.
"Good one Vipy," Reborn said leaning over to fist bump her.
Ginny sat around the group of rough looking guys and smiled, she had chosen to sit with the group that Hermione called the Varia and honestly she didn't know why people were terrified of them. She lived with Fred and George nothing scares her anymore.
"You're pretty cool kid, you wanna join the Varia?" Xanxus asked her.
The young witch looked towards the table with her mother, who was laughing along with the other three women at her table. "As much as I would love to I don't think I can, sorry." She smiled and took a bite of a forkful full of eggs.
"You go to school with the cheeky baby and the princess, so you've got to be able to do something in the Varia." Belphegor said pointing a knife at Viper and Hermione before straight to Ginny herself.
"Nah, I've got another thing in mind for my life." Ginny told them. "But I'll come and visit you guys."
"Voi, it sounds like a plan." Squalo said slapping his hand on the table.
The red head laughed, these people really weren't as scary as Hermione said they were. "I like you guys."
"So then we get Peeves to put the bucket on the door and we wait for Snape to come into the dungeon but it ended up being this random Hufflepuff student." Fred and George said to those around their table who would listen to their wild stories.
Takeshi laughed, it was a brilliant prank. "Oh that's a good one." He said.
"You see you can't get away with things like this at schools in Japan; I got into so much trouble at school because I was…slower than most students." Tsuna said somewhat awkwardly. It surprised the twins just how awkward the older man actually was for someone who supposedly ran the Mafia.
"Don't say that Tenth, you were a great student!" Hayato said in more of a coo than anything.
"He was such a bad student, he got a zero on all of his papers and you know it Hayato." Kyoya said dabbing at the corner of his lips with his napkin.
"You didn't even go to classes Kyoya!" Ryohei exclaimed before bursting out in laughter. "Chrome ditched school at least three times a week and you never even got mad at her."
"She was gone due to illness," Kyoya said stiffly before turning and smiling at his wife, who smiled at him and waved back.
"She was with Verde, Ken, and Chikusa playing video games! I was there!" Mukuro objected.
Tsuna snorted in laughter at that. "You were in France the whole time Chrome actually went to school!" He said.
"You shut your dirty lying mouth Sawda!" Mukuro shouted pointing a finger at Tsuna, causing everyone in the room to burst out in laughter.
"Papà, sit down and shut your ungodly mouth people are trying to eat in peace!" Hermione shouted from across the room.
At that Mukuro jumped out of his seat and slammed his hands on the table, "Does anyone in this family ever eat a peaceful meal Hermione?" he asked his daughter, who looked defeated. "Yeah, that's what I thought you little shit." He smirked before sitting down in his seat.
"OI, we have peaceful meals!" Chrome shouted.
Bel took it as a challenge to make the meal as un-peaceful as possible and jumped up onto the table, breaking plates and glasses as he did. He shook his hands and his knives came out of his sleeves. "Who wants to have a free for all?" He shouted at the top of his lungs.
Viper aimed a sausage at his head. "Sit down you moron no one wants to have a free for all on Mother's Day!" She screamed.
"I don't know; I could go for a good free for all." Byakuran said earning a scolding look from Yuni.
Tsuna stood from his chair and cleared his throat. "We'll take this as the time to start the stories, so can somebody please come up and start?" He asked in a tone that made them all figure out there would be none of that this morning. "Remember everyone these stories can't start with 'so this one time we were so drunk' or 'we were in Mexico'…we save those ones for tonight."
"Then I have nothing to say about Mirch or Dokuro," Viper shouted dully as if they went through this every year.
Chrome and Lal looked at each other proudly; they both spent a lot of time doing incredibly weird things with Viper just for this reason.
"You're damn right you don't Esper." Lal retorted.
"I swear they aren't even alcoholics, when you mix Viper and alcohol either Lal or Chrome is going to show up just like with Reborn, Colonnello and I…" Fon said somewhat awkwardly. Seriously, they weren't alcoholics, just those type of people.
"Alright does anyone have a story that doesn't involve violence or drinking?" Tsuna asked in exasperation. "I know for a fact none of you have drank with my mother!"
"Okay, I have something to say about Mama." Reborn said standing up.
Some people cheered for him, others shouted speech in Italian, and one person threw their shoe at him.
"Mama's very sweet; she's a kind mother to those who she doesn't even know. Taking in little orphans who hardly speak her own language; hell she'll take in anyone who needs to be taken in. She's a great mother and from what I've heard an amazing wife…so here's to Mama!" Reborn said raising his glass.
The others raised their glasses in a toast as well and somebody else stood up to make a toast.
"Who is he?" Ron asked looking at the man with the scarred face and long hair.
Viper smiled and leaned into her chair. "My boss, Xanxus…that sister of yours is sitting with the Varia you know." She stated pointing over to where Ginny was sitting.
Ron looked over to the scary looking people to see that his younger sister was in fact sitting with them; she had her eyes set on Xanxus. "She's mad." He decided.
Xanxus cleared his throat. "I would just like to say that Dokuro is an excellent person to have around if you need to put little children to sleep." He said before sitting down again.
"It's true." Chrome said proudly.
A few more people said stuff, the Weasley's all said something sweet about their mother, and the rest had a very interesting kind of story that would be saved for later.
They were back to how it was earlier, people moving around and talking until everyone's cars came to get them, when a man with blond hair came up to them with Nana.
"Hermione," The man said sitting down in front of her.
"Grandfather," Hermione said coldly before she managed a nice enough smile to her grandmother. "What do you want?"
Iemitsu strained a smile, for Nana's sake, "What do you have in plan for Chrome?" He questioned. He didn't call her, her mother, he never did. The two had a mutual hatred for one another and neither of them tried to hide it when they were alone and everyone knew it.
"Dad and I are doing something; Pops helped out quite a bit." Hermione said casually. She wasn't used to him coming up to her without one of her parent's being around.
"It's not going to be explosive again, is it?" He asked.
"That wasn't even my fault! I wasn't even near the explosion when it happened!" Hermione exclaimed like she had been through this with him a million times. "I was in the back of the crowd with Enzo and Reborn making fun of you." She said it like she was insisting a fight, the type that usually ended with the two people being taken far away from each other.
"It's true, she made this really good joke about the way you drink and fall asleep." Reborn said leaning over in his chair and grinning.
Mammon and Fran snickered, they remembered her walking past them and whispering something about drunkards roaming about and making sure they didn't trip over anyone sleeping. Thankfully Nana wasn't paying attention, she was turned in her chair watching as I-Pin and Lambo danced with each other.
"I just came here to see how your friends were doing and to see if nothing explosive was going to happen this year. Nana was scared last time and we have…new comers…here this year." Iemitsu said looking at the Weasley's. "Che cosa stanno facendo esattamente qui," He asked in Italian.
"Ho detto a papà non avevo intenzione di sedersi attraverso il tuo compleanno da solo e così ho invitato I miei amici ... Papà andava bene con esso." Hermione shrugged as the words simply flew off of her tongue in Italian as if it were her native language. Ron and Harry were surprised to see how easily they could all switch languages so easily; French, Latin, Italian, Spanish, German, Russian, it was like they were hotwired to speak as many languages as was humanly possible.
After a moment of the two staring at each other like they were having yet another discussion Iemitsu stood up to leave, dragging his long forgotten wife with him, and Hermione slumped back in her seat in such a un-Hermione way that shocked her friends. She muttered something about needing a shot of rum and ran a hand through her hair.
"Sorry about him, he tends to be a complete and total ass any chance he can possibly get. Surprised that Lal Mirch hasn't snapped at him yet…of course he is her boss and bosses pay you so I can totally understand her staying put for the money." Viper said as she herself counted a thick stack of bills that wasn't in her hands seconds before.
"That's not why she hasn't done it, it's because she actually likes her job." Said woman's husbands said walking past so he could go to meet her at the table Verde was at.
"So now what do we do," Harry asked awkwardly. He didn't know what was going on with the large family at all.
Fran stood up to most of their surprise; none of them had seen him get up all morning. He was at the table when everyone got there and hadn't moved since. "Well you guys can sit here and talk like the pineapple and Verde do when they're drunk; I'm going back to the mansion." He said in his usual bland voice.
"Don't go Fran; I was just about to make it look like there were worms in Mukuro's food." Viper said with a devilish smile.
"Papà would see right through it Aunty, he always does." Hermione said stealing a glance over at her Papà, he was with Chrome talking with a man whose name that Hermione honestly cared so little about that she didn't even bother to remember.
"I've got things to do; I'll see you too at the party tonight." Fran said finally before he actually did leave, causing the two females to complain that it was going to be hours away.
"You two sure like him," Ron said awkwardly, he wasn't sure how to react when the girl he had a crush on was so upset that another male was leaving…
"He's like this little brother that we constantly fuck with and he really is a good kid once you get over the fact that he's killed more people than you can count in a day…in a day." Hermione said not knowing how good that would sound to her friends… "And the fact that he kind of has satanic rings…but really a nice guy."
Harry and Ron looked at her like she had just said her family was best friends with Voldemort, which probably only some members of the Varia were at one point…
"Hermione, your family is mental and not in the good way!" Ron exclaimed.
Hermione sighed and shared a glance with Viper as if to say both of them were expecting this conversation. "We don't just kill for fun you know, we have rules and standards!" She hissed.
"Well, most of us do…the Varia…well we still have standards but not as high as the others." Viper said without remorse. "And we might kidnap small children but that was only once! The other time the little shit just kind of showed up covered in blood and Xanxus was like 'sure kid of course you can join our dysfunctional family, come on in you little shit.'…true story, the little shit is sitting over there with the crown." She pointed over to Bel.
"We're good people, really…but we're the mafia, you can't expect us to be hugs and kisses all the time. We're gonna tell lots of bloody stories and sometimes we just need to go out and kill a whole village." Hermione said. "I mean Colonnello did that one time and no one got mad at him…"
"I remember that day, he was pissed." Reborn added in from the table behind them. "But really, we're usually good people if you don't piss us off."
"Don't listen to Reborn; he tried to kill me because I didn't make his espresso the right way!" Hermione laughed like it was a normal conversation between the groups of teenagers.
"Talking about pissed off people, I've never seen your Daddy as pissed as when he walked into the kitchen and saw us trying to kill each other." Reborn laughed like it was an achievement.
"Speaking of your dad Hermione, he wants to speak with me when we go back to your…house…I don't see how that castle can be called a home…" He told her rather truthfully. "Seriously that thing is bigger than Hogwarts."
Hermione wasn't paying attention to him though, she was looking at him closely as if she were about to take out a knife and dissect him carefully. "Why would Daddy want to speak with you about?" She asked curiously.
Harry shrugged; he didn't know what Tsuna wanted with him either. "Said he wanted to show me his office…" He told her.
A smile spread across Hermione's face, she looked like she wanted to tell him something about Tsuna's office, but she changed her mind. "Don't touch anything in here, seriously some of his stuff tends to fight back and Natsu may be taking a nap in there and you do not want to wake him up from nap time."
"What is a Natsu?" Ron asked, saying the name wrong in a cringe worthy way. He said it 'Nutsu' and that just wasn't okay.
"Not Nutsu, Natsu…he's Daddy's pet lion…" Hermione said simply. Saying that Natsu was his pet made it simpler to explain; she didn't think that they would take box weapons all that well and seriously she was not in the mood to explain any more things to them that they wouldn't understand today.
"Your father just keeps a pet lion in his office?" Ron asked in bewilderment, he turned to Harry. "I do not understand rich people at all." He said.
"He's a cub, really he's a sweetheart just don't anger him…" Hermione warned.
"And watch out for the picture frames, Tsunayoshi does not like it when people knock over his picture frames." Enzo said coming up to them. He put his chin on Hermione's head and wrapped both his arms around her. "Your guys' limo is here princess, the others are waiting." He told her.
"Thank you my love, want to accompany us to the car?" Hermione asked standing up, she took Enzo's hand and he twirled her around like that as well was something that happened all the time.
"I would love to…Ron, Harry; your family's a little hard to get controlled, they can put us to shame." Enzo said with a chuckle. He thought that their family was hard to control but no, the Weasley family gave them a run for their money.
Ron laughed, it was an accurate statement. "At least you haven't got Ginny stirred up; she can start a riot that will put you all to shame."
"Oh how she's going to love the festivals we have here." Enzo laughed.
"She'll do great in the Varia." Viper said with a sigh, she would have done nicely in Slytherin house as well but that was a different story…
Hermione gave her a pointed look, "We've been over this Aunty; you can't just recruit people." She said.
Viper shrugged and counted her money out by the amount they were worth, "It was worth a shot…maybe next time…" She mused under her breath.
"We'll see you tonight Viper." Hermione said with a warm smile.
Harry couldn't find it in himself to be afraid of Viper, she almost looked human at the moment and he was starting to think that maybe Ron and he should ease up on Hermione about not telling them about any of this.
I don't really like this chapter, there were a lot of people in it and I was having difficulty deciding who to put in it and who to mention…but it's been forever since I've updated anything so I figure it's better than making you guys wait longer…
Che cosa stanno facendo esattamente qui- what are they doing here exactly?
Ho detto a papà non avevo intenzione di sedersi attraverso il tuo compleanno da solo e così ho invitato I miei amici ... Papà andava bene con esso- I told Papa I wasn't going to sit through your birthday so I invited friends...Daddy was fine with it.