Frank Sahwit
Phoenix: ?... AH!
Frank: Surprised!
Judge: You seem vaguely familiar. But I can't recall exactly.
Frank: Seriously! I'm the first villain of this franchise! No one was paying attention to the fact that I'm the awesomenest villain of all time, so I decided to blow a rocketship up! That way you couldn't ignore me! And now no one will ever be able to forget who I am! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Judge: Nope I'm still drawing a blank.
Frank: What?! How dare you! Well maybe you'll remember this!
(Attempts to throw hair at Phoenix)
(Hair refuses to come off head)
Frank: Ah crap don't tell me they super-glued it to the mask. Dammit! I was so prepared to shock the fans!
Judge: Stop breaking the fourth wall!
?: Never!
