Author's Note: I freaking LOVE this game~!

First off, as you all know, South Park can be extremely vulgar, so for those of you who cannot tolerate that, I would NOT recommend this story since it will be following the storyline of South Park: The Stick of Truth.

Another little tidbit, you ARE a girl in this story, so don't be thrown off by all the 'he' and 'his' nonsense. It just takes a while for the other kids to realize that you're not actually part of the male species - HA! This is gonna be so much fuuun~!

You will be starting off with a friend whom you've kept in contact through the wonderful resources of the 'pen-pal project'. Hmmm, I wonder who it could be? XD

Until then, I leave you with this teaser. TTFN~!

Disclaimer: All South Park characters belong to their rightful owners, Trey Parker and Matt Stone.


Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kuppa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked by the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion.

Darkness falls as the humans beg their King to save them. A noble King, known only as the Grand Wizard.

For a thousand years the battle has been waged, with only the bravery of the Grand Wizard to protect his human followers. But even though the Wizard King is so undeniably cool, the Drow Elf armies continue their attacks. They seek the human's most treasured relic - the Stick of Truth.

But the tides of war are about to change, as news of a "new" kid spreads throughout the land.

In order to save the humans, the Grand Wizard must get the new kid - before the Drow Elves manipulate 'his' mind and USE 'him', to take the sacred relic from human hands.

For whomever controls the Stick...controls the universe.