The Phantom's Identity Is

by FranzyPearlfan

The Phantom's Real Identity... who could it be? It's up to you (and me) to decide which would to be the funniest reveals to one of the greatest's villains true identity (only to reveal to be fake because reasons). Dual Destinies Characters are banned (maybe recurring characters from previous games but highly unlikely).

4. Oldbag

Oldbag

Phoenix: You've got to be kidding me!

Oldbag (grin): What you were expecting someone else sonny?

Edgeworth (from the stands): She's STILL alive!?

Oldbag: Of course I am Edgey-poo!

Phoenix: (poor Edgeworth)

Oldbag: Don't you see Edgey-poo! I did this all for you!

Entire Courtroom: What the-

Edgeworth: No you didn't!

Oldbag: Yes! Don't you see my love for you is explosive! And it sends me to the stars. So naturally I blew a rocketship to prove my undying love for you.

Apollo: That makes no f-ing sense! Why murder people then!?

Athena: And my mom wasn't even a rocket so why, woman?! WHY?!

Oldbag: Um… Shut Whippersnappers!

Phoenix: (I should really put a stop to this)

AN: She was surprisingly hard to do. Hopefully i'll get to the next one before Easter.