Couldn't think of what to call this one, but oh well...happy belated holidays, everyone!
Diclaimer: I own nothing.
A tear squeezed out from under Robin's mask as he stared straight out in front. "So beautiful..." he murmured. Cyborg had long since lost it and was sobbing into Beast Boy's shoulder. The little green man pushed Cyborg away, getting off of the couch and kneeling on the floor, clasping his hands in front of his chest in pure worship. Starfire was weeping into the stuffed Robin she'd made at the Build-a-Bear workshop, his little cape starting to sag with the weight of her tears. Raven had left the Ops Center long ago, muttering something along the lines of 'idiots.'
"I can't believe I'm witnessing this. It's too much!" bawled Cyborg suddenly.
Starfire sniffled, patting her friends shoulder. "It is quite alright, friend. It was just a movie. Surely, in real life, Melissa and Connor will not separate." At the mention of their break up, though, she teared up again. The half robot, however, frowned.
"What're you talking about?"
"The movie we were watching, friend," his alien teammate replied shakily.
Beast Boy and Robin became confused as well. "What movie? We were talking about the new T.V, Star," Beast Boy said.
"High definition!" chipped in Cyborg, his voice threatening to crack any second.
"One-forty inch screen!" Robin breathed.
"I apologize. I believed you were as saddened as I over Connor's departure, and Melissa's breakdown. They were truly in love, if only Connor had not been so blind, maybe they would still..." she trailed off wistfully, hugging her stuffed Robin to her chest. The boys winced, and an awkward silence ensued.
Cyborg broke it. "Flat-screen!" They began listing the television's features at her, until she sighed and got up, her thoughts written clearly all over her face.
Men.
I got this idea because my dad, my uncle, and my brother were all crowded around my cousins's new TV like it was a god...