"Okay Cluster. I'm going to show you everyone." Steven was stitting in front of the Giant Woman of a Gem. "Try to identify them correctly." He showed her a picture of Garnet.
"Mom Squared!" Steven showed her a picture of Pearl. "Bird Mom!" Amethyst? "Purple Mom!" Steven face palmed.
"Okay okay. Who's this?" Steven pointed to his shirt which showed a picture of his 'Guitar Dad.'
"Dad Mom!"
Steven couldn't help but burst into laughter. Cluster followed, her laughs bubbly and loud. "Okay okay. Who am I?"
"Fun Buddy!" Steven laughed more. "Fun Buddy who's that?" Steven looked over to Connie, who was looking flabbergasted and had dropped her duffle bag onto the ground.
"Right…Today's Tuesday!"
"Twos-day?"
"Yeah. Sorry about that Connie!"
"Steven," Connie began. "Am I allowed to ask?"
"Right. Connie, this is the Cluster. Cluster, this is my friend, Connie." Steven introduced.
"Fun Buddy's friend?" Cluster inquired
"Yeah!"
"Wait, I thought when the Cluster emerged it would be this huge thing that destroyed the world." Connie theorized. "Not some huge-"
"Giant Woman."
"Not some Giant Wo-" Connie inhaled, then exhaled. "Not some Giant Woman that's the size of the carving of the temple when sitting down."
"I no Giant Woman. I Cluster!"
I love this Cluster character. I love writing this naïve characteristic in general. Not a lot of people do this, which I find shocking. Why don't you guys give it a try?