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Raven stared into the mirror, a vein at the side of her head twitching. She was paler than usual, unless you counted the giant red bump in the middle of her forehead, similar to Starfire's when she'd gone through her transformation.

Sighing, she stepped out of her room and headed to the kitchen. Starfire was trying to put mustard on everyone's waffles. Robin was pleading with her to not do anythng of the sort. Beast Boy was complaining about non-dairy waffles, and Cyborg was scarfing down his breakfast before Starfire could get near it with her mustard. Everyone stopped what they were doing when she entered the room.

"Raven...you've got a zit!" Beast Boy gasped. The vein-twitch grew worse.

"It is not a zit. It's--"

"Raven, it's not like you to be in denial," Robin cut in, very obviously trying to hold back a laugh.

"Is this 'zit' the same disease that I had been afflicted with when--" started Starfire.

"RAVEN'S GOT A ZIT!" Beast Boy howled, finally cracking up. Raven growled, grabbing her herbal tea and disappearing into the floor, and walking to her room from there.

Raven had been holed up for a considerable amount of time when Robin finally said, "Beast Boy, I think you should apologize."

"Oh yes, friend. Raven's feelings are obviously very hurt," Starfire agreed. Of course she would agree with Robin.

"Raven doesn't have feelings, remember? They're all in her mirror thingy. She's just mad, she'll get over it. Maybe embarrassed. I would be, too, if I had a pimple that big--"

"Yo, grass stain, in case it didn't go through your thick skull, 'mad' and 'embarrassed' are feelings!" Cyborg bellowed from the kitchen. He was on dish duty, and he was not happy. Beast Boy shrugged uncomfortably.

"I guess, but--"

"Go, friend. Raven is sure to forgive you if you apologize. And 'it always helps a growing relationship if both people are sensitive to the other,'" Starfire quoted out of one of her magazines.

"What relationship? Me and Raven don't have a--" Starfire pushed him out of the room.

"Speaking of relationships..." Cyborg said as he entered the room. He casually 'bumped' into Robin so the poor guy flew halfway across the room and barreled into Starfire. "Whoops."

"Raven?" Beast Boy knocked on her door. "Are you here?" No answer came from within. He slid open the door a tiny crack, and saw enough to know that Raven was meditating, her back facing the door. He pushed open the door all the way. She didn't look like she was going to hurt him.

"Raven? I just wanted to say sorry..." He walked around so he could talk to her face-to-zit. Only, the zit was gone.

Raven cracked an eye open. "Beast Boy?"

"Where's your zit?" Beast Boy asked stupidly. An evil grin spread across Raven's face, something he'd never seen before. She unfolded her legs and touched down on the ground. Beast Boy gulped.

"Don't you realize, Beast Boy? I am Raven's zit. I've taken over Raven's body, and soon, my clan will infect the minds of the rest of your Titan friends..." she hissed, stepping closer. "Come, so I may transfer a part of me into you..."

Beast Boy's eyes widened, and he ran, slamming into the wall accidentally. The pain was of no consequence, though, he just wanted out. He threw his hands up in the air as he sprinted. "AHHHH! AHHHH! RAVEN'S ZIT TOOK OVER HER BODY! RAVEN'S ZIT TOOK OVER HER BODY, YOU GUYS! AHHHHH!"

Raven's evil grin melted into a satisfied smirk as she dug a black notebook out of her nightstand drawer, flipped to the sixth page and wrote: How To Keep Beast Boy Out Of Your Room #141: Pretend you are possessed by an evil zit.

Oh wow, that was kinda weird...okay, really weird.