A/N: This one is "Stuck in the Middle with You"-verse.
Adorable
"Spill, chica."
She hadn't been avoiding Jubilee in much the same way she hadn't been avoiding Victor several days earlier. Marie knew she'd be ambushed sooner or later.
"S'Cuse me?"
"The beans. When am I going to be an auntie?"
Rogue choked on her water.
"I- what?"
"You two aren't exactly quiet, y'know? And-"
"Oh my God!" Marie slunk further down in her chair.
Jubilee continued on, blithely ignoring her friend's embarrassment.
"He's got the whole bad-boy danger thing going on, and that voice makes girl wanna cream her-"
Sometimes she really wished Jubilation Lee had a brain to mouth filter.
"But anyway, I saw him playing with Blink the other day. It was adorable. And you two are so cute-"
"I ain't fuckin' cute." A new voice rumbled behind her.
"Sure you are," Jubilee popped a bubble and waved a hand dismissively, unperturbed by a new growl coming from Victor. "Y'know, in a homicidal maniac kind of way."