Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans or anything else mentioned below.

Beast Boy yawned and stretched, opening the curtains to reveal a bright blue Jump City sky. He breathed in the scent of his room: dirty socks that had been in places Raven would have an emotionless heart attack at seeing, month-old tofu that always seemed to reproduce when he wasn't looking, and the "smell of the jungle,'' as Beast Boy liked to call it, which was basically a code name for "don't sniff if you value your life." Beast Boy was used to it.

He stepped out into the Ops Center, and a common scene greeted him. Raven was wearing her usual pink and gushing over a hot actor in the chick flick she was watching, Cyborg was Egyptian Dancing to the fridge and back as he prepared the day's tofu, and Starfire held out a dish of greenish stuff to him. "Glorp?" she asked hopefully.

Beast Boy waved it off. "I'll pass. Where's Robin?" Just then, the Boy Wonder himself entered the Tower, donned in a wet suit. "Dude! What's with the wet suit?"

Robin just glared at him.

"DANCE LIKE AN EGYPTIAN!" Cyborg howled from the kitchen.

"OMG! MITCHELL MUSSO!" Raven screamed.

"Glorp?" Starfire offered to Robin.

"I'll pass," Robin answered dazedly.

Yep, normal day.

Starfire flew over to Cyborg. "Glorp?"

"I'LL PASS LIKE AN EGYPTIAN!"

Undaunted, she finally flew to Raven. "Friend, will you partake in the consumption of this glorious Tamaranian delicacy--"

"Look, Starfire! OMG! It's Mitchell Musso!"

Starfire cocked her head. "Mich-elle?" Her eyes grew a bright neon green. "Is this similar to the Mich-elle that had been rather forward to Robin at the supermarket yesterday? Perhaps I shall dispose of this Mich-elle Moose as well?"

Robin hobbled in, his wet suit restricting most movements. "Raven, don't waste her brain cells on pointless--"

"OMG! JUST BECAUSE YOU AREN'T A GIRL DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN INSULT MITCHIE! Just stop! Ugh! You're making my face blotchy!" Robin was lifted up, wet suit and all, and thrown out of the window. He would have broken it, but there was already a perfect Robin-sized hole in the window that no one ever bothered to fix. A splash was heard as he landed in the water.

"Please, friend, why must you use your powers on Robin in such a way? I wish you had waited a few more minutes. He looked as though he had the 'high body temperature' in the wet suit, and it was rather enjoyable to see." Cyborg stopped dancing, and Raven turned away from her TV show for a second. Beast Boy's eyes popped out at this statement, but Starfire did not notice any of them. "Perhaps now he wishes for glorp?" And she flew out after him.

"Tofu's done!" Cyborg cried out finally, breaking the silence. Then he buried his face in the just finished tofu and ate it all.

The alarm sounded.

"Trouble, you guys!" Beast Boy yelled. He rushed to the screen, and tried pressing buttons, but all of them turned to pie. "PIE? I don't need this right now!"

"But I do!" Cyborg said, slurping up all the pie as well. Slade's face appeared on the screen.

"Hello, Titans. I have finally decided...I will show you my face..." he murmured ominously. Robin burst into the room, with Starfire right behind him.

"Who are you?!" the leader yelled.

"Glorp?" Starfire offered.

"I'll pass," answered Slade. "Now...to reveal my secret identity...I am really..." He slowly peeled the mask off as the Titans waited with bated breath. They could see a bit of white, the man was very pale. But then, a curly red hair poked out, and Beast Boy immediately knew who it was.

"You guys! Slade is Bozo the clown!" Beast Boy yelled frantically, only to find that he had awakened in his odoriferous room. "Aw man, I already had that dream before! It was after Robin made me run around the Tower seventeen times for telling them about a stupid dream I had! But it wasn't stupid! It was genius!" he told Greg, his cymbal-playing monkey. The monkey crashed the cymbals together happily.

Suddenly, Beast Boy had an idea. He knew how to make Robin loosen up. All he needed was a wet suit...

I didn't think this one was all that funny, but I'm not you guys, maybe someone will, lol.