A/N: Loosely follows continuity from Deadpool #10 (Deadpool vs. Sabretooth arc), but it's not strictly necessary to read that... some familiarity with Dragon Ball Z memes is necessary, however.
Deaded Ball Z
This isn't even my final form, Creed!
"What's your final form, then?"
Victor regretted the question as soon as it spilled out of his big fat mouth.
Deadpool paused in his maniacal diatribe, the eyes of his mask widening comically. Victor tugged at the bonds that held him stretched uncomfortably between a tree and a semi. Times like these, he rued ever growing a conscience.
"You… You. Don't know the reference."
Victor didn't need to see the man's face to know that he was in for a world of pain if he did not get free soon. And not the physical kind, neither.
"Forget I asked, 'n get back to killin' me," Victor groused.
"But you're the Vegeta to my Goku! The Dodoria to my Zarbon! The Buu to my Uub! I can't kill you until you appreciate the reference!"
"I don't understand half the shit that comes out of your mouth, Wade. Just drop it."
The lunatic ignored him, dead set on Victor being enlightened about some shitty cartoon.
"Got it on my phone! OVER 9000 MINUTES OF DELIGHT."
Victor struggled more vigorously, but it'd take him a while to get loose with the way he was strung up. Damn me, and my good intentions. Should'a listened to Magneto.
"Ain't there at least an abridged version or some shit?"
"Don't worry," Wade assured, "Were watching that once we finish this."
Victor definitely did not whimper.