Finally I have time to continue writing this story…thank you so much for everyone who reviewed! Ha, no parents sitting behind me in the living room, spying on what I'm writing the whole time…help, if they knew…lol. Oh yeah, and each time I hear the song Inside of You by Hoobastank, I have to think of Grimmjow, it really fits to him (I can imagine him singing that to Ichigo). If you don't know the song, listen to it, then you'll know what I mean.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, Tite Kubo does.
The film came to an end, and the two lovers left the cinema hand in hand. Both of them looked quite muddled: Ichigo's face was all flushed, his clothes were crinkled, and the make-up was a little smeared. Grimmjow's shirt was dirty, his hair was a mess, but he had a satisfied smile on his face.
The orange-haired boy didn't know what to say: he felt really uncomfortable about their quickie back in the cinema. Well, he had to admit, it was hot, but he still felt a little sheepish about being dressed as a woman with a wig, fake boobs and make-up. But what's if someone saw them? He had this awkward feeling they have been spotted.
"Don't worry Ichi, nobody saw us." The teal-haired man grinned and gave his strawberry a kiss on the forehead. Ichigo blushed and looked at his lover with wide eyes. He didn't even say anything and it was as if Grimmjow could read his mind. He put his fingers on the spot where Grimmjow had kissed him and smiled.
"So, how did you find the end of the film? It's a pity we didn't see the beginning…" Ichigo said, blushing by thinking of what they had done instead of watching. Grimmjow looked into the sky and smirked. "I didn't see the end because I was busy looking at you." Ichigo's face turned into a deep red. "That sounded like one of those typical Casanova slogans." Ichigo thought, yet he still found it cute. He giggled and laid his head one Grimmjow's shoulder.
"Can I sleep at your place tonight, Grimm?" The teal-haired man glanced at him, surprised.
"Isn't your dad gonna worry about you again? I mean, it's not like I'm against you sleeping at my place, but I don't want to be interrupted again." Grimmjow said, with an earnest face.
Ichigo sighed. "Grimmjow. First of all, I can't go home like this. These crazy women didn't give me back my clothes, and imagine my family seeing me dressed up as a woman." The teal-haired man nodded. "And second…I just…like spending the night together with you." Ichigo blushed at his last sentence and his look trailed off to the side.
The teal-haired man smirked. He put his arm around Ichigo's waist and pulled the smaller body to him. "Very well, then let's go, Miss Kurosaki Ichigo." Ichigo pouted and hit Grimmjow slightly on the head.
Some meters behind them, Matsumoto, Rukia and Kiyone, hidden behind a vending machine, watched the scene in front of them. Rukia and Kiyone were fully recovered after fainting in the cinema, and Matsumoto's look became even more and more perverted: she had so many plans for those two love birds. "Girls, why don't we dress up Grimmjow the next time?" The two smaller women looked up at her and sweat dropped. An almost two meter big man, packed with muscles and a very good-looking masculine face, dressed up as a woman? No, that wasn't a good idea. Rukia and Kiyone sighed. "Rangiku, let's go home." They grabbed the big-breasted woman, who desperately tried to free herself and who wanted to continue watching her little show.
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At Grimmjow's place, Ichigo frantically tried to take out all the make-up on his face in the bathroom. Water wasn't enough. After rubbing his face for some minutes, he gave up and sighed. He looked at his reflection in the mirror and giggled. Grimmjow had given him a shirt to use as a pajama, and it was way too big. Plus the smeared make-up made him look ridiculous.
"I can hear you giggle, Ichi, now come into the bedroom" Grimmjow demanded from said bedroom. Ichigo jerked and instantly left the bathroom.
As the orange-haired boy entered the room, Grimmjow, who was seated on his bed, gasped. "Ichi, please don't tell me you tried to rub out the make-up with all your force with water?" Ichigo, whose face was all red from all the rubbing, frowned. "You do know that you need these special products to get that out." Grimmjow's look followed the boy walking to the other side of the bed and sitting down.
"How come you know so much about make-up? Do you use some yourself or what?" Ichigo asked with a grin. Grimmjow let out a chuckle. "No, but I used to have some chicks sleeping over here, and they all used those make-up removals. Seems like you don't know anything about women, Ichigo."
Suddenly a pillow landed with full power into Grimmjow's face. The teal-haired man looked at his lover with wide eyes, holding the thrown pillow in his hands. Ichigo looked pissed…very pissed. "And you don't know anything about manners, Grimmjow. Normally you don't talk about ex-girlfriends in the presence of you're current partner." The teal-haired man blinked at Ichigo, then at the pillow. A smirk spread across his face. Within a second he shot the pillow back into the other's face. "So you want a pillow fight, Ichigo?" The orange-haired boy grinned as well. "Bring it on."
Pillows were thrown across the room, some were forcefully slammed into faces or other body parts, and sometimes they were used as shields. At the last strike, two pillows exploded and feathers filled the room.
Heavy panting could be heard in the air. The two lovers glared at each other, with ripped pillows in their hands, kneeling on the bed. "Not bad, Ichigo…" Grimmjow said in between pants. The orange-haired boy just smirked in response and threw the torn pillow aside. He let himself fall on some feathers and chuckled. "Man, Grimm, even though those were pillows, it still hurt sometimes." The teal-haired man smirked and positioned himself over his berry. "Something else is gonna hurt in a minute." Ichigo gulped and sensed what was going to happen in a while.
"Grimm, but we already did it in the cinema…don't you think doing it again is too much?" Ichigo really did like having sex with Grimmjow, but that night he was really sleepy, so much has happened that day. Plus, a certain part of his body hurt. The teal-haired man looked to the side. "Mhm, let me think about that for a while." Some seconds passed, and Ichigo blinked. Grimmjow glanced back at the boy under him and smirked. "Nope!"
Grimmjow smashed their lips together and plunged his tongue directly into Ichigo's mouth. At first the younger one struggled himself for freedom, but after a wave of passion suddenly hit him, he surrendered and let the teal-haired man kiss him. Grimmjow was a great kisser, his tongue was talented, and you couldn't say no to that.
After exploring Ichigo's warm cavern and teasing his tongue, Grimmjow broke the kiss and deeply stared at his partner under him. Ichigo panted and a bright red covered his cheeks. "Let's get rid of this, it sure is hot in here." Grimmjow took off his and Ichigo's shirt. Then he got a feather that was lying on the bed, and slowly caressed the boy's neck with it. This made Ichigo shiver: somehow it was ticklish, but the sensation felt wonderful. The feather went down his chest, and then made circles around his belly button. Ichigo shivered once again, and Grimmjow smirked. "Your body is so sensitive, Ichi" the teal-haired man purred into the boy's ear, with a sexy voice.
Grimmjow's hands went down to Ichigo's abdomen, where they then touched the boy's erection. "Oh? Look what we have here, you're already hard." Ichigo blushed and sent him a frown. "Shut up, you have a little problem too." The orange-haired boy pointed at Grimmjow's hard member and grinned. The teal-haired man smirked and undid his pants. "Well, then you'll have to solve this one for me." He took off his underwear and threw it on the floor. Ichigo, who now forgot everything about not having sex again and was sexed up, did so as well, and attacked the hard member with his mouth. Grimmjow growled and grabbed a bundle of orange hair, and moved the boy's head up and down. Ichigo sucked the shaft and with one hand he teased Grimmjow's entrance. The teal-haired man tensed at this sensation. Suddenly an idea came to his mind.
"Hey Ichi, turn around and kneel on the bed." Ichigo stopped sucking Grimmjow's member, wiped some saliva and pre-cum from his mouth, and did as he was told. Grimmjow smirked at what he was seeing: Ichigo presenting him his ass and being horny. Oh, today was his lucky day. Without a warning he stuck two fingers into the boy's entrance, who gasped. He searched for prostate and after Ichigo let out a little scream, he knew he got it. Grimmjow grabbed some lube that was on his night stand and smeared a big amount on his fingers and his hard member.
After preparing Ichigo's entrance, he entered him in one swift and started thrusting. Ichigo held on tight to the cover under him and panted hard. Grimmjow put his hands on the boy's waist and increased his pace, slamming into his berry. "My God, he's so deep inside of me" Ichigo thought, and after Grimmjow hit his prostate with every thrust, he wanted more, so he moved his hips to feel more of that wonderful sensation.
For some minutes you could only hear Ichigo moaning and screaming Grimmjow's name, and Grimmjow panting hard. The teal-haired man dug his fingernails into the boy's skin, he could feel that he was soon coming to an end. Before reaching his climax, he pumped Ichigo's neglected member and thrusted really fast to prolong the pleasure. He finally came into the boy with a low moan, and Ichigo followed some seconds later, calling Grimmjow's name.
Grimmjow fell on top of Ichigo, panting into his ear. "I swear, Ichi, one day were gonna try out all the Kama sutra positions in one night." Ichigo chuckled and drifted off. The last thing Grimmjow thought about before falling asleep was where he had put that holy sex book.
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Ichigo woke up very early, and had trouble getting out of bed: Grimmjow's body was on top of his, and he was very heavy. And the feathers under him from the broken pillows weren't very comfortable anymore. So he pushed the bigger man away, who continued sleeping on the edge of the bed.
Ichigo decided to go home and take a shower and get some fresh clothes. First he searched through Grimmjow's closet, but didn't find anything that would fit him. He had no other choice but to go out with his women's clothes. In the bathroom he fixed his wig and cleansed his face. Before leaving the apartment, he wrote a little note, and stuck it on Grimmjow's forehead. After kissing him on the mouth, he finally left without a sound.
Ichigo entered his house, hoping that his family members were all asleep. He went up to his room on tippy-toe took off his clothes and rushed naked into the bathroom. He turned on the hot water and enjoyed the feeling of being clean.
Suddenly the bathroom door flung open and Ichigo let out a scream. "WELCOME HOME, ICHIGO! I WAS WORRIED TO DEATH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU WERE GOING TO SLEEP AT GWENDOLYN'S PLACE? AND WHY DID YOU BRING HER CLOTHES WITH YOU?" Ichigo opened the shower door and threw a bottle of shampoo at his dad, and his left eye was twitching. "You stupid old fart, you can't just come into the bathroom while I'm taking a shower, and don't snoop around in my room without my permission!" Isshin looked at his son with a smile. "Oh, Ichigo, it's really rare that your daddy can see your muscular body." The orange-haired boy grabbed a towel and kicked his dad out of the bathroom. "GET THE FUCK OUT!" Isshin lay in front of the bathroom door and smiled. "I can't wait to meet Gwendolyn. She must be proud of having such a good-looking boyfriend."
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Ichigo was cleaning the inside of the wildcat department with a mop, and Grimmjow was seated on a chair with a can of coke in his hand, watching him. "Grimmjow, I think it's time to introduce you to my family." The teal-haired ignored him and pouted. "Okay, I'm sorry that I left you in the morning. Could you please stop being childish and talk to me again?" Grimmjow drank the last drops of his drink and threw the can on Ichigo's orange head. "What the hell was that for? I already apologized! You're being a little extreme now!" The teal-haired man stood up and crossed his arms. "Because of you I couldn't have a morning fuck. That's why I'm pissed." Ichigo sighed and put the thrown can into a bin. "You really are a sex addict, you know that Grimm?" Grimmjow smirked. "Yup, and I'm proud of it."
Ichigo shook his head and wanted to leave the department, but Grimmjow grabbed his arm and pulled him in for a kiss. The orange-haired boy blushed and kissed back. With a smile he left.
With a bucket in one hand and a mop in the other, Ichigo wanted to go find Matsumoto and get back his clothes she took from him. Yet a voice called him from behind. "Kurosaki-kun!" He turned his head and spotted Inoue. He wanted to greet her, but suddenly a memory shot back into his head: she saw him in women's clothes. What was she doing here? Did she want to ask him if he was a transvestite? He felt truly embarrassed. "He-hello, Inoue." Now she was right in front of him and smiled.
"I don't have anything to do today, so I decided to come here and visit you, Kurosaki-kun. Oh and I wanted to ask you something about yesterday." Ichigo started sweating. "What do you want to ask?" The orange-brown-haired girl came nearer to his face and whispered: "Why were you dressed in women's clothes? Ishida-kun and Sado-kun think you're a transvestite." Ichigo wanted to sink into the ground and hide. Now his best friends thought he was a transvestite. "Well…I…lost a bet." Inoue laughed out loud and tapped her friend's shoulder. "Oh so that's why! That's also the reason why that big blue-haired man who kissed you in front of me was with you, right? So it was all because of a bet, right?" Ichigo blushed and responded: "Yes…exactly…a bet, Inoue, a bet." Inoue chuckled, and Ichigo forced himself to laugh too. Then both of them decided to go see some animals.
Inoue desperately wanted to see the pandas, so they entered the panda house. Ichigo thought that it would be empty, since it was quite early, but a familiar person was sitting on the bench, starring at the sleeping pandas. "Hey! It's you, the panda fanatic!" Ichigo pointed at the melancholic looking man. Inoue blinked at Ichigo, then at the green-eyed man. "Kurosaki-kun, you know this man?"
"Please stop pointing at me, that is rude. And my name isn't panda fanatic, but Ulquiorra Schiffer." the pale man said, emotionless. He glanced at Ichigo, then at Inoue who stood beside him. He came nearer to her, took her hand and kissed it. Ichigo's eyes widened and Inoue stuttered and blushed. Ulquiorra's green eyes looked up at her. "It is a pleasure to meet you, señorita, may I ask your name?"
"My…name is Inoue Orihime, nice to meet you, Ulquiorra-san." They stayed in this position for quite a while, and soon Ichigo broke the silence. "Okay, what do you want here again?" Ulquiorra let go of Inoue's hand and stared at Ichigo. He got out two cards and gave both of them one. "Orihime-san, if you want to see me again, then you can call me anytime. And Kurosaki Ichigo, if you need a job, then call here. Goodbye." He made a little bow in front of Ichigo, kissed Inoue's hand again, and left the panda house.
"Geez, that guy sure is creepy." Ichigo took a look at the card Ulquiorra gave him and twitched. The card was black, and small white roses were drawn on the edges. In a white font was written: "Las Noches – have a wonderful evening with our hosts. Please contact Aizen Sousuke for further information." Ichigo stuck the card into his pocket. "That pervert really wants me to work for his crazy host club. He even sends one of his men to get me. HELP." Inoue looked at her friend with concern. "Kurosaki-kun? Is everything okay? You look pale." Ichigo forced a smile. "I'm okay, Inoue. Seems like that Ulquiorra likes you." He tried to change the subject. "He was so…charming." She gazed at the sleeping pandas and giggled. "Somehow he reminds of those pandas." Ichigo raised an eyebrow and sighed.
The two of them left the panda house. Inoue had to leave because she had to prepare herself for some cooking lessons, so Ichigo was all alone again. He put his hands in his pockets and felt the card. He took it out and read it again. Maybe he should get that job…the salary he got from the zoo wasn't enough to buy an apartment, and his biggest wish in the moment was to free himself from his family house and be independent from his father. But that Aizen guy seemed to be a pervert…Grimmjow once told him that he wanted him to give a guest a "special" service for a big sum of money…
Ichigo made some rounds around the zoo and thought deeply about his decision. He imagined him having his own apartment: it would be big and comfortable, Grimmjow could live with him, and they could be like a real couple. Then he would send requests to various universities and study medicine. And after some years Grimmjow would propose to him and they would live happily ever after. Ichigo shook his head and sighed. His fantasies were going too far now. What would happen in the future? Would Grimmjow still be with him? Anything could happen…The orange-haired boy looked to the sky and smiled. "I should stop thinking about the future and be happy with what I have now." He put the card back into his pocket and ran to the wildcat department. Another visit didn't harm anybody.
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"Ichigo, you wanna sleep over at my place again?" Grimmjow stared at his berry with lustful eyes. Both of them were on their way home. Ichigo shook his head. "Sorry, Grimm, my father wants me to be home tonight." Suddenly an idea came to his mind. "Grimmjow! I'll introduce you to my family!" The teal-haired man raised an eyebrow. "Why so sudden? Are you sure that's a good idea?" Ichigo took his lover's hand and started running. "Of course it is, come on, they'll like you!" Grimmjow smiled. "He's in such a good mood, did something happen?"
Both of them stood on front of Ichigo's house and took a deep breath. "Grimmjow, just act normally, and don't be afraid if a crazy bearded man comes flying through the air trying to kick me. Do not say anything perverted and let me do the talking." Grimmjow nodded and was ready to go in. Slowly Ichigo opened the door and said: "I'm home!"
"Daddy's ultra blizzard kick is coming, my son!" In a flash Isshin came flying and tried to kick his son, but Ichigo successfully dodged it. "Good reaction, Ichigo!" He grinned at his son, and hugged him tightly. Grimmjow stared at his lover's father with wide eyes. "Wow, like in a manga." Isshin finally spotted the big teal-haired man and blinked twice. "Ichigo, who's this man?" Ichigo sighed and pushed his father away. "Dad, this is Grimmjow, my…friend."
Isshin ran over to his guest and shook his hands cheerfully. "I'm so glad Ichigo made new friends! My name is Kurosaki Isshin, nice to meet you, please come in!" Ichigo covered his eyes with his hands and waited for Grimmjow's answer. He was sure that he would say something like "Yo, what's up, Ichigo's dad?" or "Actually I'm Ichigo's boyfriend". He knew Grimmjow, he was the kind of guy who would directly say something without thinking before.
"Good evening, Mister Kurosaki, it is a pleasure to meet you." The two older men shook hands and smiled. Ichigo opened his eyes. "Amazing, Grimmjow's trying to make a good impression." They took off their shoes and entered the living room. Yuzu was in the kitchen making dinner, and Karin was watching television. "YUZU, MY DEAR DAUGHTER, WE HAVE GUEST TO FEED, SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, PLEASE MAKE SOME MORE FOOD!" Isshin happily yelled through the house, and Ichigo kicked him right in the stomach. "Shut up, you old fart, can't you see that we have a guest? Can't you behave like a normal father for once?" Grimmjow watched the scene and chuckled. It seemed that the word 'boredom' didn't exist in this house.
Yuzu welcomed Grimmjow with a cheerful smile, and Karin couldn't stop staring at his blue hair. Isshin put his arm around the teal-haired man and led him to the wall where the Masaki poster was hanging. "And this, Grimmjow, is my beautiful wife Masaki. Masaki, this is Grimmjow, our son's friend." Grimmjow gazed at the picture and and smiled. Ichigo had told him about her, that she used to be a wonderful person, and that everyone loved her. But it was freaky that a giant poster of her was hanging in the living room, saying "MASAKI FOREVER", and that an old man was talking to it, like if it was alive.
"Dinner is ready!" Yuzu announced, placing plates on the table. Soon they were all seated and all eyes were on Grimmjow. "So, how did you meet Ichigo?" Isshin asked, with a curious look.
"We work in the same zoo, I'm responsible for the wildcat department."
"How old are you?"
"I'm twenty-three."
"Ichigo never told me about you…oh, have you met Gwendolyn yet? Ichigo's too shy to bring her over and introduce her to us."
Grimmjow blinked. He glanced at Ichigo who started sweating. He didn't tell Grimmjow about his lie. "No, I don't know any Gwendolyn." The teal-haired man felt his right eye twitching. Who was this Gwendolyn? And why didn't Ichigo tell him about this person? And why was his strawberry getting so nervous? And what kind of name was that anyway?
Ichigo thought that it was time to tell the truth. He took a deep breath and tried to drink some water, but his hands were shaking out of excitement. "Ichi-nii, are you alright? Your face is all red." Grimmjow's eye twitched even more. He really wanted to know this Gwendolyn girl who could make his berry blush that way. "Dad, Yuzu, Karin, I have something very important to tell you." The three Kurosaki's set their looks on Ichigo. "I told you about Gwendolyn right? Well, the truth is…she doesn't exist." Isshin let his fork fall down and the two sisters blinked. Grimmjow, who at first was just as surprised, let out a sound of relief.
"Well…actually…Grimmjow…is my…b-boyfriend." Ichigo looked down at his food. For sure his family would hate him now, throw forks and knives at him and be ashamed of having a gay son. "Ichigo…why didn't you say so before? Did you think we would reject you just because you are homosexual?" The orange-haired boy stared at his father with wide eyes. He didn't believe what he heard just now. "I'm a very tolerant person, you know, and I don't have any prejudice towards homosexuals. In fact I'm very proud of you, because you had the guts to tell us!" Isshin stood up and hugged his son. Ichigo was still dumbstruck. Grimmjow just sat in his chair with a smile and crossed his arms. They had to find out one day.
Isshin came nearer to Ichigo's ear and whispered: "So, tell your daddy about gay sex, I'm very curious. And are you the dominant or the submissive?" The orange-haired boy's arm twitched at this question, and with all his power he punched his father far away. "THAT ISN'T YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, YOU PERVERTED OLD GOAT!" Yuzu came to the rescue of her dad and Karin just sighed and continued eating. "I'm starting to love this family" Grimmjow thought.
Grimmjow spent the rest of the evening with chatting with Isshin, playing video games with Karin, and begging Yuzu for more of her yummy dessert. Ichigo sat on the living room sofa and watched the scene. Grimmjow used his whole charm to get some plus points from his family. "I'm sure he learned all of that from that host club he was in" Ichigo thought, smiling.
"OKAY! It is time for my kiddies to go to sleep, and Grimmjow has to go home now. Say goodbye, Ichigo, Karin, Yuzu!" Ichigo looked at his father with a raised eyebrow. "Why can't he sleep ov…" Before the boy could finish his sentence, he got a kick in his face and fell on the floor. "Because I said he has to go" Isshin said with a freaky, wide grin. Grimmjow gulped: he didn't want to get in trouble with that man. He went to the entrance and put on his shoes. Ichigo, who recovered from his father's attack, quickly went to him and whispered into his ear: "Sorry about my dad…" Grimmjow smirked and patted his berry's head. "Don't worry, I think he's awesome." He bowed in front of the Kurosaki's and left.
Ichigo sighed in front of the door. He turned around and frowned at his dad. "Ichigo, at first I thought that Grimmjow would be a complete weirdo, because of his blue hair, but he turned out to be a gentleman. I hope he treats you well at night." Ichigo kicked his father and ran up to his room. "SHUT UP, YOU CRAZY OLD GEEZER, AND LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Karin and Yuzu helped their injured father and smiled at each other. "Yuzu, now we are responsible for expanding the Kurosaki family, since Ichigo can't make any kids now." Yuzu nodded her head. "Grimmjow seems to be a nice guy, we should be happy that he treats Ichigo well." The two girls giggled, and they didn't notice that Isshin was crying: he was so glad that his kids were growing up.
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Ichigo was in his bed and sighed out of relief. He was so glad that his family accepted his homosexuality. He was happy that they liked Grimmjow.
He took the host club card out of his pocket and took a deep breath. He grabbed his cell phone that was on his night stand and dialed a number.
"Buenas tardes, here is Las Noches host club, how can I help you?"
"Uhm…here is Kurosaki Ichigo…and I think I may be interested in a job…"
I finally did it…god, I almost got caught by my dad!!! He was like: "What are you writing the whole time?" Me: "A story." Him: "What kind of a story?" Me: "Well…uhm…a comedy story, about an anime I like." Him: "Oh, can I read it someday?" Me (gulping): "I'll think about it." HOW EMBARRASSING!
I don't really like this chapter, but oh well…I hope you like it! Thanks for reading and please review!
Hehe, I know this has nothing to do with the story, but I just imagined Ichigo dancing and singing like Troy from High School Musical to the song Bet On It on a golf course. Well, I always imagine crap like that when I'm bored.