Five updates! I hope this makes up for the long period of inactivity...
Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans
Beast Boy sighed. It was so boring. Raven was reading, Cyborg was reading, Robin was reading, even Starfire was reading. He wasn't really one to pick up a book/magazine/crime report and sit in one place with it. He didn't have enough patience for that.
The alarm rang. Finally! he thought happily. The Titans rushed out to beat the criminal and cringe at Robin's lame puns, just like normal.
Beast Boy was the first one back in the Tower. He'd flown back, since last time he was in the T-car, he'd had a little...accident...on the seats while in dog form. Cyborg swore to never let him in the sacred vehicle again. So, he was flying.
When he got back, he realized that everyone had left their books turned upside down, to come back and read for later. Smiling devilishly, he glanced around at Starfire's girly-girl magazine, Cyborg's Mechanic's Weekly, Raven's book of dark poetry, and Robin's crime files. Working quickly, he ripped the cover off of Starfire's magazine, stuffing it in the crime folder. Then, he took the actual reports and folded them into Raven's poetry book. He tore off that cover and caught the pages before they fell, slipping them into the nerd's bible...ah, Cyborg's magazine. The pages from that went into Starfire's Seventeen. They'd never know what hit them.
The Titans got back a little later, and Beast Boy quickly changed his triumphant expression into one of exhaustion. "Tough battle, huh? Well, I'm just gonna turn in for tonight..." The others acknowledged him with a nod and sat down. Beast Boy tip-toed out and shut the door, pressing his ear to it after it had closed.
"Slade did what to Jamie Lynn Spears?"
"This isn't poetry. It doesn't flow. I got ripped off."
"What the heck? 'Flowery buds of knowledge' into what now? I don't have a flowery anything! Nothing at all! Not even a pair of flowery earmuffs, who'd belive that? Heh."
"Please, friend, does the 'internal combustion engine' refer to psychological and emotional conditions that result in an uncertain relationship for a male and female?"
As they read further, they realized what had happened, and a synchronized "BEAST BOY!" rose from the other room.
He ran, laughing his head off. "That'll teach them to not READ when I'm around!"
Yeah...