I know this is really short, but I just wanted to update on my birthday, lol.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans.
"I love you, you love me, we're a hap-py fam-i-ly, with a great big hug, and an--ick! A kiss? I don't want a kiss!"
Robin, Starfire, and Cyborg were cracking up until their sides split open from laughter. Even Raven was having a hard time controlling her amusement. Beast Boy had turned a strange mix of red and green. THose colors don't really go well together, and he was not looking happy.
"Man"--gasp--"your baby videos"--gasp--"are hilarious!"--gasp--"I'm so glad I"--gasp--"found them!" Cyborg gasped, massaging his sides.
Starfire giggled, holding on to Robin for support. "Oh yes, friend, they are most humorous! Almost the same as--"
"I can't believe this, dudes!" Beast Boy whined. "You guys went through my stuff? And of all you could've found, it was this?" He gestured wildly at the little boy in a baby bonnet on the screen, jamming to his favorite Barney tunes.
Raven almost felt sorry for the boy. Almost. This was definitely more than enough mileage to make up for that. "The bonnet was a nice touch, Beast Boy. I think I know where your obsession with paper hats comes from, now."
Beast Boy buried his face in his hands and moaned miserably.
Raven took pity on him. "I found this in the trash can, if it helps you feel any better," she said as a black-aura'ed, ancient looking video tape appeared from the floor. Cyborg's eyes narrowed suspiciously.
"A videotape," Robin commented. "Haven't seen one of those for years. DVD's've pretty much taken over, haven't they? Does our VCR even work?"
"Of course it does," Cyborg answered haughtily. "Everything in the Tower is in top condition!"
Starfire stared at her boyfriend curiously. "Surely you have seen one, Robin? Or is--"
She was interrupted by a baby howling on the screen. "Come on, Victor, it's a choo-choo train! It wants to go through the tunnel! Open up wide!" a male voice, probably "Victor's" dad, was saying. Victor continued to bawl.
"That's no choo-choo train! Trains have wheels and horns and carborne receiver coils for coded track circuit signals!"
"Uh...well, yes. See? I told you this train nonsense wouldn't work with Victor! Now how in the world to we get him to eat this tofu?"
"Ha! So you were ALWAYS an animal-killing, meatbrained, vegan-hating, tofu-throwing, beef-burping--" Gar started. Raven rubbed her head.
"I'm sorry I gave that to you."
"--Pork-loving, cow-crunching--"
"Friends! I did not know it was a tradition to share embarrassing tales of one another on Earth. Is this a holiday? Perhaps--"
"It's not a holiday, Star, and it's not really a tradition," Robin explained. "It's just for fun, you know, for a few laughs, nothing big."
Starfire nodded in comprehension. "So, the sharing of the baby pictures I located in your room is not necessary?"
Dead silence.
"Dude! You have Robin's baby pictures?"
"Oh...so you wanna tell us what you were doing in Rob's room, Star?"
"This'll be interesting."
Robin ran.
Not THAT much RobStar, but this is a pretty much friendship fic.
