Sorry for like, no updating in the past month on this story...I haven't been feeling all that random.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans.

"Beast Boy! Get--off--my--foot!"

"Well, get your foot away from my butt!"

"I would, if this bush was any bigger! Do you think I want my foot anywhere near your stanky tofu-fi--"

"Go hide in another bush!"

"I can't SEE them from any other spot! The sun's setting all weird!"

"How is that my problem?"

Beast Boy and Cyborg whispered furiously at each other, but quietly enough so that Robin and Starfire wouldn't catch them. Otherwise, they'd be grounded to the Tower, and when else could they spy on a date and get the EXTREME blackmail material?

Unfortunately, the bush was barely big enough for Cyborg alone. Beast Boy, scrawny as he was, could fit in snugly with only his hair sticking out. That was okay, though, because it blended with the bush. Another problem: the bush was in the middle of a very crowded sidewalk. It wasn't a natural bush, Beast Boy had uprooted it in elephant morph and given it to Cyborg, who'd plonked it on the sidewalk this morning, as soon as they'd known where Robin and Starfire would be going for their date.

They were getting some very weird looks from bystanders.

Robin and Starfire were blending in with the civilian scene, unnoticed at their table in the Front Street restaurant, right out on the porch. The only thing that blocked the two pranksters' view was a thin, widely spaced fence.

"Did you have a good time, Star?" Robin asked hopefully.

"Of course," she giggled, leaning into him. "I--"

A not-so-smart but rich, generous man walked by and dropped a few coins on Beast Boy's head. "Buy yourself a couple of nice boxes! Just so you won't have to share!" he yelled back at them sympathetically.

"Ouch! That's gonna leave a bruise!" the green bean whined, rubbing his head.

"Stop moving! They'll see you!" Cyborg hissed.

"Robin? Did you hear something? It sounded much like..." Starfire frowned, trying to place the distinct noise. Robin frowned too, but more out of annoyance than anything else.

"I think...it sounded like Beast Boy complaining. Probably some little kid."

"See? Told ya, BB! Keep it down!" Cyborg said, elbowing him.

"Hey, mommy! There's a green guy in this bush! SEE! I TOLD YOU I SHOULDN'T EAT SPINACH! I'LL TURN GREEN! MOMMY, I DON'T WANNA TURN GREE-HEEEN!" the little kid wailed. His mother hurried him away, berating him for insulting Beast Boy of the Teen Titans, and telling him that's what happens if you eat tofu, which is unhealthy. Cyborg barked with laughter.

"It was a little kid. Thought the bush was a person or something..." Robin muttered, irritated.

"But that child was so very adorable!" Starfire chirrupped. Funnily enough, this did nothing to help Robin's mood. Starfire noticed and giggled again. "I believe you to be very adorable, too, Robin, if it helps..."

"She TOLD you, man! Look at what tofu does to ya!" Cyborg exclaimed gleefully, ignoring the golden material right in front of his eyes.

"Shut up, Cy! Tofu isn't even green!"

Robin flushed. "Uh...I--I mean, um..." Starfire began to lean in again...

"Yeah, but moldy tofu is..."

Beast Boy elbowed Cyborg hard, right before his communicator sounded.

"AHHH!" he yelled in a whisper, digging it out of his pocket only to have it fall through his fingers. Both he and Cyborg dived for the gizmo, only to have it bounce up and land out of the bush, still ringing.

"Is that yours, Robin? Mine is silent," Starfire asked her thoroughly pissed boyfriend confusedly.

"It's not me..."

Slowly, Beast Boy changed into an octopus and stretched out his tentacle, bringing back his T-comm. Random people on the street saw this and ran screaming from the strangely placed bush.

"There must be trouble!" Robin declared.

Beast Boy flipped open his T-comm to see Raven staring at him with an eyebrow raised. Cyborg sweat dropped and waved at her. "Do I even want to know what you two are doing?"

"Uh...probably not."

"Are you within a ten foot vincity of Robin and Starfire?"

"...Maybe..."

"Why am I not suprised..." The T-comm beeped again. "Robin's calling. What did you do?"

"What makes you think it was our fault? We're just sitting in a bush and...spying...on Robin...and Star...and trying to get some decent video footage, but otherwise we're completely innocent!" Cyborg questioned angrily.

"Completely innocent. Of course. I believe you," Raven deadpanned, signing off.

"Raven? Who were you talking to?" asked Robin into his communicator.

"Beast Boy and Cyborg," they heard Raven say. The two boys held their breaths. "They're out on patrol."

"Did they sound the alarm? Was there any trouble?"

"No," she stated bluntly, signing off.

"Uh...okay...Robin out, I guess..." He shrugged at Starfire and the two sat down to finish the rest of their dinner.

"That was way too close," Beast Boy mumbled. He'd spoken too soon; his T-comm rang again. This time, though, he managed to get it out before the third note. "What?" Raven smirked at him from the screen.

"You owe me, Garfield."

"Look, Robin! Is the sun not beautiful?" Starfire asked the not-so-traffic-light-resembling-now Boy Wonder.

He grinned at her. "Yeah. It sure is."

"BB! Close the line! I feel it, this is the moment!" Cyborg urged him. Beast Boy cut Raven off, and Cyborg raised his right arm, out of which popped a tiny camera. "Taking the picture in three, two, one..."

Starfire and Robin kissed, and Cyborg snapped the shot.

QUACK!

"Aw, man! I forgot to tell you! I changed your shutter sound while you were sleeping!" Beast Boy howled in distress, rubbing his eyes from the flash. Robin and Starfire broke apart, looking murderous.

"I had known that bush looked very suspicious. There was no soil around it!" the alien princess growled, her eyes glowing with rage. Star bolts charged in her palms.

"I knew I heard things coming from here..." Robin snarled, pulling out his emergency bo-staff. Beast Boy and Cyborg gulped.

"Did you ever even get a picture or video?" Raven asked amusedly as she patched the bruised and battered Titans up.

"Hey! We did!" Beast Boy croaked. "Show her the picture of them making out, Cy!"

Cyborg pressed a button on his arm and a screen popped out of it. "Slideshow," he told it clearly. Immediately, the screen went to the first picture he'd ever taken: Beast Boy wearing ducky pajamas and turning on a night light while holding his teddy bear close.

"Hey! Delete that!"

Cyborg sniggered and hit the search button, clicking the last picture he'd taken so far.

"No. Way," he moaned.

He'd gotten squished, cramped, barraged by coins, humiliated, sat on, and beaten up all for a picture of Raven signing off the T-comm before Beast Boy shut it on her.

"Look what you did, Raven! I hope you're happy! We've been tortured and all we've got for it is a picture that makes you look fat!"

A vein in Raven's temple twitched. Her eyes began to glow.

Seconds later, Beast Boy and Cyborg lay as a tangled heap of limbs on the floor. Raven brushed her hands off. "Consider the debt paid. I haven't had so much fun in a while," she droned, smirking as she walked out of the infirmary.

Hope it was okay. I'll try to make the next one funnier.