I really really really tried to make this funny, but I couldn't do much with it...the funny's kinda gone, but I hope you guys enjoy it anyway.

Dislciamer: I don't own the Teen Titans.

Beast Boy tip-toed into the garage, frequently checking over his shoulder to make sure no one was watching. His eyes landed on the two most prized possessions in Titans Tower: the T-car and the R-cycle. "Which one to ride first?" he whispered to himself.

"I don't know. How about your moped?"

He screamed quietly, jumping to attention. "Who's there?"

"Your conscience."

"My conscience?" he wondered. "You sound a lot like Raven."

"Do I?"

"Yeah! She's always telling me that I'm doing something wrong...are you two related?" His conscience didn't answer. "Are you still there?"

"I disappear at random moments, usually when you're about to do something stupid."

"Oh." And then: "Hey!"

"Admit it. It's true."

"Yeah, I guess. I've never talked to myself before. That's more Robin's thing. And possibly Raven's, too. She has like seventeen different sides of her in her head."

"Yes. Whereas there are two sides to you: Dumb and Dumber."

"Oh yeah? So which side are you on?"

"Touché."

"I don't even speak German! Are you sure you're my conscience? If you were, you'd know that my moped was broken! Only that I didn't want to tell Robin and Cyborg because they'd get mad at me...again."

"So you were going to ride out at midnight and break one of theirs?"

"Uh huh. Wait! I mean, I just wanted to try them out! I mean, I haven't been on the road for a whole two days! And they never let me ride their cars or motorcycles, but I'm pretty sure Cyborg rode my moped once!"

"To test it out. He was fixing it, am I right?"

"Yeah, but...I could've tested it out!"

"You would've broken it again."

"Good point. Where have you been all my life?"

"Closer than you'd think." Beast Boy paused, wondering what that meant. Conscience or not, this voice didn't sound villainous, unless one of Slade's new hobbies was to council him on motorbike riding.

But what if it is? What if he wants me to leave so he can break apart Robin's motorcycle to construct a prototype of an army of super bionic monkey mutant ninja robots that he could use to take over the WORLD and build GIANT CHEESE FACTORIES WHERE COWS WOULD JUMP--

"Beast Boy, you're turning blue-green."

"Sorry. I thought I was talking to you. I didn't breathe so I could get out my whole sentence."

"I see." Another pause. Beast Boy decided Slade was lactose intolerant (that got rid of the giant cheese factory problem, and it also explained why Slade had only one eye...he drank milk once, it rolled right out) and posed another, more pressing question. After all, this was his conscience, right?

"Can I ask you a question?"

"Isn't that what you've been doing this entire time?"

"I guess."

"What's your question?"

"Do you think...I mean, after Terra...that it's okay for me to like someone else again?" His conscience didn't answer. "Hello? Was that a stupid question? Is that why you disappeared?"

"I'm thinking."

"Wouldn't that mean I'm thinking too?"

It was a while before the voice answered. "It's okay to, as long as you let yourself. If you don't let her go, Beast Boy, it won't mean anything."

"I think I'm ready to. We both used to sneak down here at night, actually, and took Robin's motorcycle for a ride. Don't tell him that...uh, don't make me--make you--tell...him. This is the first time I did, after she...you know..." He could almost feel the air move as his 'conscience' nodded.

"That's a step. I'm no relationship counselor, but..."

"It's okay. Do you think it's another step if I ask another girl to ride with me?"

"It might be."

"Great. Thanks, Raven. You wanna meet me on the highway?" he asked, sweeping his leg over the side of the motorbike.

"I..." He was already roaring away on the R-cycle. Raven blushed and transported herself to the coast. "I don't think Slade is lactose intolerant..."

I know, I know, Raven can't read minds...but if she knew Beast Boy that well, I'm pretty sure she would know along the lines of what he was thinking. Crazy, crazy Beast Boy...

Not all of these will be Beast Boy-centered, I just had a request for another BBRae. I hope it qualifies, there wasn't a kiss or anything.