Where are you? -SH
What do you mean where am I? I'm on my date. It's only been 45 mins.
I figured you would have been bored with him already. -SH
Unlike you, I am not tortured by the idea of a slow, uninteresting outing. And I'm not just going to leave in the middle of the date. That would be rude.
You're texting me. That isn't proper dating etiquette. -SH
You do admit that the date is slow and uninteresting, then. -SH
It's fine, Sherlock. Dates aren't supposed to be exciting. That's why it's at a meal usually. Needing sustenance is unavoidable. Why not spend it with someone who you might end up spending the rest of your life with?
Bullocks. -SH
There's been a murder at the Knickerbocker Inn. Body parts are scattered through out. There are fingers in an ice cube container in the mini fridge. You coming? -SH
I'll be there soon.
