Where are you? -SH

What do you mean where am I? I'm on my date. It's only been 45 mins.

I figured you would have been bored with him already. -SH

Unlike you, I am not tortured by the idea of a slow, uninteresting outing. And I'm not just going to leave in the middle of the date. That would be rude.

You're texting me. That isn't proper dating etiquette. -SH

You do admit that the date is slow and uninteresting, then. -SH

It's fine, Sherlock. Dates aren't supposed to be exciting. That's why it's at a meal usually. Needing sustenance is unavoidable. Why not spend it with someone who you might end up spending the rest of your life with?

Bullocks. -SH

There's been a murder at the Knickerbocker Inn. Body parts are scattered through out. There are fingers in an ice cube container in the mini fridge. You coming? -SH

I'll be there soon.