Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN YU-GI-OH NOR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS! I DO HOWEVER OWN THIS PLOT AND TOUYA!
Author's Notes:Well, that was a strangely fun chapter, again sorry for the delay in updating, I have had a lot of things on my plate and weighing me down lately, but I am back and trying to get chapter stories finished. Last chapter I think was sweet but amusing, now to continue to the funny side of this story.
Summary:The gang decide to take their Summer break at the Ishtar Beach house. Ryou doesn't want to originally go, until Mariku and Bakura grab him on the last day of school and persuade him to go, in a way that others would of have found unappreciated. But, it works, and Ryou joins them. Spending five weeks having summer parties, drinking alcohol, playing random games, and just out right enjoying themselves. But how will things go, when Bakura goes looking for Ryou, to confess to him, only to find that the psychotic Yami, Mariku is just about to de-flower the young British teen.
WARNINGS! YAOI! Mentions of Yuri, Hetero relationships, Detailed Sex scenes, Verbal abuse.
Pairings:Main pairing is a secret, but mentions of: Blindshipping(AtemxYugi), PuppyShipping(JoeyxSeto), DanceShipping(MaixTea), Chaseshipping(DukexTristan}, AttractionShipping(MarikxTouya(Own Pairing)), Tendershipping(BakuraxRyou), DeathShipping(MarikuxRyou), PsychoShipping(BakuraxMariku) and of course the actual shipping which will remain a secret, unless anyone can guess it. If five people can guess it, I will add it to the Shipping list.
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As the days slowly passed by since the day, Touya had come up with the idea of a small group dance thing. Everyone had setoff into their own two groups, the more submissive of the group, and the more dominant of the group; which lead to Ryou and Bakura blinking before Ryou shrugged and explained he was a switch, causing for everyone to blink at his words, and decided that that two of the single males along with Touya and Marik would have their own group where they could be either the more dominant or the submissive. The following morning after the idea had been put past the group, Touya explained to Ryou the idea she had, had the night before, and receiving a curious raised brow before Ryou chuckled as he nodded; while explaining that he was more then interested to do the dance thing. Touya had grinned happily as she skipped off, leaving Ryou to roll his eyes before he had headed of into the kitchen to get himself a nice hot cup of tea. This lead the group to the Sunday morning, Tea, Mai, Tristan and Duke had already left, and returned to Domino city. Leaving only Marik, Touya, Mariku, Seto, Joey, Bakura, Atem, Yugi and even Ryou. With the three groups consisting of Seto Kaiba, Atem and Mariku being the three dominants of the group, Yugi Mouto and Joey Wheeler where classed as the submissives; which left Touya Botasuma, Ryou Bakura, Marik Ishtar and Touzuko Bakura being the only four as the Switches. A group consisting of those that could be either the dominant or the submissive depending on the circumstances.
Sighing deeply to himself Ryou leaned against the railing of the balcony that was situated just past the large double glazed window like doors from his bedroom, gulping down large gulp-fills of his bottled water while wiping his brow with a small white hand towel, and listening to the three ex-Yamis laughing and talking out upon the beach; which caused Ryou to sigh as he stepped back, before releasing a low exasperated sigh, and turning his MP3 player back on as he shook his joints out. Once feeling relaxed enough, Ryou tossed his hand towel onto his bed where his bottle of water was, and started moving his body to the sound of the beat of the music. Ryous milk chocolate brow eyes slowly fluttered closed, while twisting his body before bending it and moving in sync to the sound of the music; which caused his breathing to speed up slightly, which forced Ryou to begin panting heavily, slowing down to an end before completely stopping.
Resting his hands upon his knees and panting lightly, Ryou sighed out deeply as he glanced around his and Touzukos shared room, and shaking his head slowly when he heard Mariks voice echoing throughout the entire beach house; which caused Ryou to chuckle softly while grabbing his hand towel, which he swiped over his brow before grabbing his sports like water bottle, and headed towards the door before glancing back over his shoulder to glance around the room a final time. Seeming to sigh again for the umpteenth time that morning, Ryou tugged his bedroom door open while glancing into the hallway to see Joey and Yugi at the end of the hallway; nearest to Marikus bedroom door, while doing their joint dance routine. This alone caused Ryou to chuckle as he stepped past the threshold of his room, before heading down towards the stair case to see the three ex-Yamis sitting out upon the beach laughing, and drinking bottles of beer. Seto however, was sat back upon the couch reading a book, and yet Touya and Marik seemed to have left the beach house. Shaking his head, Ryou started down the stairs as Seto glanced up towards him,
"Hey, Marik and Touya have headed out down to the shops" Seto explained as Ryou just rolled his eyes, "Also, Marik has asked if you can cook today. Preferably something chicken based"
"Yeah I can do that" Ryou stated with a shrug, as he glanced towards the doors leading out to the beach, before shaking his head again, and heading straight towards the kitchen.
Standing at the kitchen counter Ryou placed his sports bottle of water down, before turning on his heel with a small chuckle as he headed towards the pantry, and started looking over the different items he had to his disposal. Ryous milk chocolate brown eyes glanced around the different jars of spices, as he grabbed a couple before spying the big sack of rice; which caused Ryou to raise a brow before snickering to himself, as he grabbed the sack of rice, and gathered a few more different spices and herbs before leaving the pantry and placing the items upon the kitchen counter. Once sorted into two different sets, Ryou walked over to the large freezer to look for the chicken breast steaks; which Ryou noticed, the chicken breast he had seen in their a few days prier had gone. Raising a curious brow while pursing his lips, before closing the freezer door as he felt Touzukos presence,
"The chicken is in the fridge, Marik took it out last night, and let it defrost" Touzuko stated, while walking over to the bin and disposed of his empty bottle,
"Oh! Thanks Bakura" Ryou replied softly, as he grabbed the fridge handle, and tugged it open as his eyes landed upon the plate with the chicken breast steaks upon, "So what are you lot up to?"
"Hmm?" Touzuko hummed as he grabbed for a clean cup out of the cupboard, while glancing towards his ex-host, "Nothing much, we were just chatting about stupid things we did in the past"
"I see" Ryou spoke with a sigh, "Well you can let them know, dinner will be ready in about two hours" Ryou stated as he pulled the plate containing the chicken out of the fridge, and placed it onto the side,
"Yeah sure" Touzuko stated while leaning against the side, with his arms crossed over his chest, "You okay Ryou? You seem a little tense"
"I'm fine Bakura" Ryou stated as he grabbed the plate after closing the fridge and walked over towards the sink, where he placed the plate down and began giving each of the breast steaks a quick wash over in cold water making sure to rid it of any blood still left upon the raw meat,
"Okay, what we having for dinner?" Touzuko asked as he turned to his left, and grabbed the kettle as it boiled before pouring the steaming water into his cup,
"Not telling you, now get out already" Ryou hissed out, as he grabbed for the carving knife, and began dicing up the chicken breast while placing them into a large glass bowl,
"Fine, fine" Touzuko sighed out as he stirred the contents of his cup, before picking it up, "Well, if you need a hand with anything, just give me a shout okay?" Touzuko spoke lowly, before taking a mouthful of his coffee, and walking out of the kitchen,
"Psh, like I would ask you for help" Ryou hissed lowly, as he glanced over his shoulder with a deep sigh, and returned his attention to dicing up the chicken.
Spending the next hour and fifty minutes making sure nothing burned, Ryou sighed to himself as he stirred the contents of a large silver pot, while he kept his eye upon the simmering rice that was cooking through; which Ryou had seasoned to the perfect amount, while adding some paprika spices, and giving it a good stirring before he started setting the kitchen table for dinner. Releasing another deep sigh from his parted lips, Ryou turned the stove off while removing the pot of rice from the heat, and began dishing it up upon the nine plates he had set upon the table; however, as Ryou finished dishing up the rice, he glanced up to the door way to see Yugi, Joey and Marik drooling in the door way, and causing the younger albino to grit his teeth before shaking his head,
"Would you three get out!?" Ryou shouted, as he lifted the now empty pot, and took it over to the sink as he filled it with boiling water,
"But Ryou-Kun! It smells so delicious!" Yugi piped up, as he glanced towards Ryou,
"Just get out, Dinner isn't ready yet!" Ryou hissed as he turned to face the door, and crossed his arms over his chest, "Now out till I call you"
"Okay, just hurry up yeah? We are all starving!" Joey whined as he turned around and walked off with Marik and Yugi following after him
Once alone again, Ryou shook his head while running his fingers through his hair, and turned to grab the simmering pot of a reddish coloured liquid. Smiling to himself, Ryou grabbed the oven mitts and grabbed for the pots handles, as he lifted it up and walked over to the dinner table; where he placed it down, and began dishing the reddish liquid up. Revealing chunks of a mix of onion, Chicken, and mushrooms. Sighing softly once again, Ryou finished dishing up the dinner before smiling to himself as he lifted the pot and carried it over to the sink, and filled it with hot boiling water with cherry scented washing up liquid; which made Ryou release a small pleasant groan before he turned around after turning the faucet off, and grabbed the oven mitts once again, which he used to open the oven door, while reaching in and pulling out one tray with garlic smelling naan breads, before placing them onto the side and grabbing for a second tray containing the same garlic naan bread. Chuckling lightly to himself as Ryou reached over the oven and turned it off, before picking up the two trays of garlic naan bread with the use of the oven mitts, and placed two naan bread to each plate as he raised a brow before realizing there was still at least four naan bread left over; which Ryou just shook his head at while placing them onto a spare plate, then placed it into the center of the table, and then grabbed for a couple of beers for everyone and placed a bottle beside every ones plates, while bottles of blue coloured alcho-pop was placed beside Mariks, Touyas and Yugis plates, as they didn't really like the taste of beer.
After making sure everything was set perfectly, Ryou grabbed for the cutlery and placed a set of fork and spoon beside every ones plates, before sighing again with a small chuckle and parted his lips,
"Dinner is ready!" Ryou called out, as everyone seemed to rush into the kitchen and take their seats, "Have I just slaved over that bloody oven for two fucking hours, for a bunch of bloody animals!?"
"Sorry Angel, we are starving" Touya stated as she placed a hand upon Ryous shoulder and kissed his cheek, "But thank you"
"No worries Touya" Ryou stated softly while walking over to the table, and sitting down beside Touzuko, who was literally salivating over his meal, "Bakura, just eat already"
"Mmm Thanks Ryou" Touzuko purred as he grabbed for his spoon and started shovelling his food into his mouth,
"Mmm This is actually really nice, you done well Bakura-Kun" Seto stated, as he continued eating, after opening his bottle beer,
"Mmm Ryou-Kun cooked this at School, on our last day in food tech, it smelt so heavenly then, but tasting it makes it taste like heaven!" Yugi piped in childishly as he ate his meal,
"Yeah, Ryou has always been a great cook, plus he is more of a girl than most" Touzuko stated before yelping, "What was that for!?"
"Call me a girl again, Bakura, and I will make sure you never eat again" Ryou hissed as he opened his bottle of beer, and took a large mouthful before continuing to eat his dinner,
"Barbeque Chicken Curry, right Cream-Puff?" Mariku purred lowly, after swallowing a large mouthful, and earning a small nod, "Thought so, Florence use to whine about not getting it for his birthday anymore"
"Mariku, shut your bloody mouth!" Touzuko hissed, while clenching his spare fist,
"Or what? You will stab me with your spoon?" Mariku teased before wincing as he felt a fork stabbed into his thigh, "Ow!"
"Stop bating Bakura on, while we are eating, otherwise I'll give you an unwanted sex change" Ryou hissed, before smacking Touzuko over the back of the head, "And you, shut up and eat!"
"It is now official, no one piss Ryou off at the kitchen table" Marik stated with a chuckle, before he continued eating his meal.
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Evening slowly fell over the group at the Ishtar beach house, leading for the group to be sat back relaxing as Ryou had explained they should do the little dance contest the following day, simply due to wanting to be fully relaxed as he had been awake since before the sun had even rose into the skies. Everyone had agreed, stating that it seemed like a good idea, due to everyone still needing to practice their small dance routines, and using the extra time would give them what they needed to practice more. Sighing deeply, Ryou nodded as he stretched his arms above his head as a bottle of beer was handed to him by Atem,
"Here, have this, then go start your practice Ryou" Atem stated with a smile touching his lips, before he glanced around, "Seems Yugi and Joey have gone off to practice more as well"
"Yeah, seems so" Ryou stated with a chuckle as he accepted the bottle of beer, before taking a quick mouthful, "Well, I will be in my room" Ryou stated as he stood up while holding his drink, "That means no bothering me, Bakura"
"Yeah, yeah" Touzuko stated, as he glanced towards Ryou, "You know Ryou, don't push yourself to much"
"Whatever, 'Florence'" Ryou purred as he walked off towards the stairs, swaying his hips provocatively, "No interrupting me, I will be busy"
"Ryou, I will throw you over my knees in a minute!" Touzuko hissed as he glared at his Ex-Host,
"Try it, 'Florence' I may just enjoy it" Ryou stated as he glanced over his shoulder, and smirked before licking his lips,
"You won't enjoy it, when I use my belt!" Touzuko hissed as he jumped to his feet, "Now get back here!"
"Oi, Fluffy shut up!" Mariku hissed, as he grabbed that back of Touzukos trousers, and tugged the albino down into his lap,
"Get off me you bloody wanker" Touzuko hissed, causing the others in their group to watch them before laughing, "You lot can bloody shut it as well!"
"Come on, Thief. You have to admit, Ryou is quite snarky isn't he? Especially towards you" Atem stated, with a small laugh, "And it always riles you up, so just let him be. It is part of his character to be snarky with you"
"Yeah well, I would like to bloody see how snarky he would be, after I beat his bloody arse!" Touzuko hissed, before shivering as he felt Marikus warm breath brushing over the side of his neck,
"Just leave him alone, Cream-Puff likes riling you up, to see how you react, even I can tell that" Mariku stated with a chuckle, while pulling Touzuko back into his lap, "Now just stay put and let him practice, we get to see it tomorrow anyway"
"Hmph... Whatever" Touzuko huffed, before sighing out deeply and relaxing into Marikus chest while taking a mouthful of his bottle of beer.
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Up in Touzukos and Ryous shared bedroom, Ryou set his bottle of beer upon the bedside table beside his bed, and grabbed for his MP3 player while pushing the earbuds into his ears; while turning it on as he sighed deeply, flicking through his songs before finding the one he needed, and put it on repeat as he began moving his body in time with the beat. Milk chocolate brown eyes fluttered closed as Ryou swayed his hips, while turning this way and that to the beat of the song he was listening to, and practiced his own private dance routine; before stopping as the music ended allowing him to grab his bottle of beer, and draining it of its contents with a couple of large gulps. All before he began moving to the beat of the music, feeling himself relax more with each time the song restarted, and allowing him to flow easily into the dance he had came up with; which he knew would drive his Ex-Yami insane if he knew what Ryou had planed, especially with what the younger male had planed to wear for the actual dance.
Spending a further hour practicing his dance routine, Ryou paused briefly when he heard the sound of the door knocking, and causing him to groan lowly as he pulled one of the ear buds from his ears; along with pausing the song playing as he called out,
"Who is it?" Ryou asked, though it was evident within his tone of voice that he was only a little agitated,
"Its me, Frigging hell Ry" Mariks voice sounded, which caused Ryou to sigh out in relief, "Can I come in?"
"Yeah, come in Marik" Ryou called out, as he grabbed his hand towel and swiped it over his perspiration coated face, as the door opened and a bottle of water was tossed towards him, "Heh, thanks"
"No worries, how are you feeling, anyway?" Marik asked, as he watched Ryou open the bottle of water and down half of the bottle in a couple of mouthfuls, before his lilac eyes were met with milk chocolate brown,
"What are you talking about? I am fine" Ryou stated as he sat down on the edge of his bed, while sighing lowly,
"Ryou, you cannot lie to me. I mean frigging hell, even Touya noticed you seemed rather tense around dinner time" Marik explained, as he closed the bedroom door, and walked over to Ryou, "So, what is wrong?"
"Well" Ryou started as he laid back upon his bed, while throwing his right arm over his eyes, "Since that day, when I almost drowned... well Me, Bakura and Mariku all spoke about a few things"
"Oh? Like what?" Marik asked as he sat himself down upon the edge of Touzukos bed, while watching Ryou closely,
"Well, Bakura asked if the three of us, could stop trying to kill each-other and start from scratch to be friends" Ryou explained as he sighed deeply, "Well I agreed, only because... well because I thought it would make Bakura happy if I tried forgetting everything Mariku had done, and attempt to be friends with him" Ryou stated before slowly removing his arm from his eyes as he pushed himself to sit up and stared at the floor,
"I see, and I am guessing, since then neither has taken any notice of you again, like when Fluffy and Mariku got together in the beginning?" Marik asked, while watching Ryou closely, for any signs of stepping over the boundaries,
"Yeah, pretty bloody much. I mean, why make a pact together for all three of us to start over, if it seems it was just a ploy for them two to start dating again? Why should I have to be nice to either of them two wankers, if they seem more happy being with each-other?" Ryou questioned before turning his milk chocolate brown eyes towards Marik,
"I don't know, I really don't Ry" Marik confessed as he sighed deeply, before standing up, "But you know what I think?"
"Hmm, what?" Ryou asked as he watched Marik closely,
"Tomorrow evening, you show off your perfect assets, and show them both you don't care about them. I mean they have to try and stop you dancing, and we all know you are the hardest person to be told to stop" Marik explained with a devious glint flashing within his eyes, "So when they try to stop you dancing, use it to your advantage, and use what ever means they use to stop you dancing, and make it part of your dance"
"Heh! Sounds like it could work, except you are forgetting one thing" Ryou stated as he dropped back onto the mattress, "I don't exactly want either of them touching me, not at the moment, I would rather know what the fuck is going on between them"
"Well, this is why you have me and Touya, you know how manipulative she is, plus she has been honing in on her slight hacking skills with Marikus phone, so she can easily find out if they have been planning anything via text message since we have been here" Marik explained while grinning from ear to ear,
"You know what, that just might bloody work" Ryou breathed out, as he sat up and sighed, "You get her to do that, I am going to practice a little more, before going for a bath"
"Yeah alright, Ry. Then come down stairs for films if you want" Marik stated as he smirked, before stretching his arms above his head, before walking towards the door, "Oh and Ryou, wear something tight and sexy for the dance, make those bastards realise what they have lost out on"
"Definitely! Now get out you bloody wanker" Ryou stated with a chuckle as he launched his hand towel at Mariks head,
"Heh, I am going. See you in two hours" Marik stated while chuckling, as he tossed Ryou back his hand towel before leaving the albino male alone.
Sighing softly while shaking his head, Ryou glanced around his and Touzukos bedroom briefly before putting his earbud back into his ear, and having a further forty five minutes of just practicing his dance routine. Swaying his hips more provocatively than he had been doing, while bending and twisting his form in such a way, people would assume he was trying to turn on all of those who were currently residing at the Ishtar beach house, and to assume such things would mean people would have to know that Ryou only knew how to dance in such a way from watching his sadistic Ex-Yami one night when they had all gone clubbing. Ryou was known to learn from watching, it was why he was known as the best person to have as what would be considered a house wife. A small sly smirk tugged at Ryous lips, as he dropped to his knees and chuckled to himself, before panting heavily as he glanced towards the clock hanging on the wall; which pulled a low sigh from his throat as he dragged himself to his feet, and turn his MP3 player off. Tossing it onto his bed, Ryou walked straight into the bathroom and started running himself a hot rose scented bath, when the bedroom knocked.
Groaning lowly as he clenched his fists, Ryou stormed over to the door and swung it open to see Touzuko staring directly at him. Shaking his head Ryou just moved out of the way, before turning on his heel and walking over to his set of draws, and yanking the top drawer open while grabbing two of his towels. Not even sparing Touzuko another glance as he stormed into the bathroom and slammed the door behind him, at the same time he heard the sound of the springs of Touzukos bed move with added weight, and forcing a low groan to rip from Ryous parted lips as he sighed heavily.
Author's Notes:There we go! Another Chapter, thought I would treat you all, hope you like it!