HELLO PPLZ! It's me again. I see that less and less people start to read the chapters as they go. Is that because they didn't know they come ou tyet or you didn't like how I wrote the story...Or you hate me ( )? Please review, I need to know! (I'm so persistent) Okay, before you start reading, I have one message: BEWARE THE CRINGE! IT WILL HAPPEN! BEWARE IT, BEWARE IT!
"What is this, a year's journey?" Misaki started to complain, for they walked past another 2 terrorist groups (That she was not allowed to fight), and a lot more clichers. That, she was allowed to fight, but they never gave her any other weapon than a bunch of daggers, because they were still a bit surprised about the axe incident.
But, that did not stop her from trying to head slam zombies, but they didn't understand why it was not so successful, as to humans. She was able to stab them, but it took a bit more time, and her strangling was actually, quite better, to be honest.
"Finally…" Misaki exclaimed, as they got to the final gate out of town to the next one.
"Show ID's" A rough voiced soldier commanded. "Come, get on your knees." There's only 3 soldiers on the ground, should be easy to kill, or seriously injure, but for the ones on the top, we can run for it, no reason to fight them off. But I'll have to explain to the 2 of them, Misaki thought.
"You're all check" the soldier replied to Takumi. "You, stay on your knees!" And Tora went back on his knees, waiting for an invitation to step on the soldier's face, but it would not come, not today. But he was wrong.
"You're inf-" but Misaki had already set up a date for the soldier's face with her foot, which left him breathless, literally, because he stopped breathing. The thingy that saw if you were infected or not, beeped red.
"Run!" Misaki yelled, and they obeyed, after they killed the other 2 soldiers.
They were all panting by the time they got inside the 2 floored church. "Tora! You're…" Takumi managed.
"Look, long story short, she's the cure to this apocalypse. Take care of her."
"How do you even know?" Takumi asked, half in rage. Tora nodded at Misaki and she took a deep breath before shoving her sleeve up.
"This bite is 3 months old. It hasn't changed me yet." Takumi looked with raging eyes at the bite. He was about to change his mind before Tora showed him his bite.
"Look Takumi, my bite was only here for an hour and it's worse than hers. She had it for 3 fucking months. She can save mankind. Only she can. She's immune, don't you see?" "And you love her." He added only that he could hear. "Now run out the back door and I'll distract them."
The doors started to bang, but Misaki and Takumi got out of the church in time. But they didn't run far enough to evade the sound of gunshots. Not nearly far enough. They did have to rest so they got into an abandoned home a mile away the gates of the "new" city.
"I'm so sorry about To-" Misaki began, but Takumi cut her off.
"Don't mention him again." Misaki seemed to understand. Little did she know that he was still awake when she whispered "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. It's all my fault. If, if I wasn't here, you guys wouldn't be on this mission, and he would've been alive…" and fell asleep on the floor.
Expecting to wake up cold on the hard floor, Misaki actually woke up with a warm, fuzzy sensation. And it was because of the person who has taken prisoner of her once she fell asleep.
Immediately, she tried to kick off Takumi. He still pretended to be asleep. She tried to squirm out, but his iron grip held her where she was.
"Let go off me!" She screamed into his ear. And still, he pretend to be asleep.
That fucking asshole jerk. I hope you pop your eardrum after this. And just as Misaki thought that she screamed like there was no tomorrow in Takumi's ear.
"*Yawn* Oh, Misa-chan…did you say something just now?" Takumi asked "innocently".
"Yeah I said that there was a clicher who wants to hug you, so get off me." Misaki yelled into his ear again.
"Ouch! Misa-chan you're mean. I just want to hug you…" And just like that he tightened his grip and their bodies were literally full contact. If they didn't have clothes on, their bodies would be touching the other's completely (Not like Misaki would like to hear that).
"Ow! Usui…I…can't…breathe…*cough cough*" Immediately Takumi loosened his grip and Misaki kicked him off her. She turned in a different direction, but Takumi could still see her blush horribly. Or cutely, as in how he would say it.
"Let's go no?" Misaki asked, trying to change the mood (but failed miserably).
Midway walking eating their protein bars, Takumi brought back the embarrassing mood, in hopes of getting her to blush.
"So…Misa-chan-"
"Don't call me that"
"Hey Misaki you're acting period today, you want to talk about it?"
"Excuse me?" Misaki asked as soon as she registered what he said.
"I said that you're acting pretty weird today"
"Oh…" I'm pretty sure he said period. Is he starting period jokes right now? He better not. Just act as if you don't notice anything.
"If you were to write what you just said, how many periods would you put after it?"
These puns are so bad. Wait? Is he trying to anger me right now? I'm so happy that since I'm infected, I don't have any more periods (some part of the infection stops my periods I don't know why though). I mean it isn't easy trying to find pads in a clicher apocalypse.
"I wouldn't put any" Misaki replied, her cool going down.
"That's bloody hilarious you know." Takumi replied back.
The ultimate pun war was just starting.
Okay, you want to go, lets fucking go. Misaki started to think.
"*sigh* Misa-chan, you know that you are eggtra-ordinary right?"
Misaki scowled, it really was going to be a pun war.
"For goodness segg, will you shut up you egghead?"
"Are you intending that I'm an eggiot Misa-chan?"
"I'm happy that you eggree that your eggteligence is eggpossibly low, and it's not an eggsult, it's the truth."
"Misa-chan you know that you are inncoreggt right now right? I am smart. I know eggspanol and egglish. I'm pretty sure I can pass any eggsam and do eggtastic."
"You know Usui, your really eggnoying, and you can make anybody eggry, so I'll eggvise you to shut up so I won't have to take a dummy and light it around eggplosives so I can imagine you eggsploding. So stop having that eggcited eggspression on your face, eggiot."
"Misaki, your puns are good, but they're too cheesy"
"I Colby cheddar than that."
"You come up with these puns like it's a bries."
"It would be a bries to kick you so shut up."
"Awww….Misa-chan's no fun."
"You're starting a war you know."
"Then let the war begin" You could almost see the frustration in Misaki's eyes.
"Did you eat sugar all day, because you're as sweet as candy will ever be."
"Did you eat sodium all day, cause you're salty as fuck." Misaki replied triumphantly.
"If there was no such thing as gravity, I would still fall for you."
"Well hope you break all your bones and die, cause I won't catch you."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"Well, if I could, I would put F and U together."
"On the scale of 1-10, you're a smoking hot 9, and I'm the one you need" Takumi said, winking.
"Well you got some smoke in your eyes cause you're too blind to see that I'm a 10."
"You are a 10, that's why all the clichers come running after you."
"Well, they run after you too."
"So you're saying I'm a 10 too." Takumi said back and quickly kissed her on the cheek.
"HEY!" Misaki yelled.
"You're always fired up Misaki"
"I am. It's because I'm too hot for my own good. I hope that I've burnt your brain into a pile of ashes and killed all your brain cells too."
"I lava good pun war, and I lava you too." Oops! I just confessed to her!
Fortunately for Takumi, Misaki just gave him a weird look, and decided he was just joking.
"I think that's enough puns for today no?"
"I'll stop if you give me a hug." Misaki rolled her eyes and gave him a hug.
"There, are you hug-py now?"
"Only if you kiss me." It just slipped out of his mouth. He didn't mean to say it, but it changed everything once he did. He showed himself he really did love her, and kissed her on the forehead.
"IDIOT! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO!?" Misaki yelled at him. She felt like storming off, but she would get lost, so better not to. Or that's what she's been telling herself. Deep inside there was a secret in her heart that she would never tell Takumi, that she loved his company though he was annoying, and secretly did want to kiss him, but that was too much for her already racing heart.
Yay! So some romance is finally showing up. Don't worry they will kiss one way or the other (The next chapter I believe). Review please! I really need it! I know I haven't really said this a lot, but thanks to EVERYONE OF YOU who read. The 5 people who reviewed and all the rest who haven't. Yes, I'm talking to all the silent readers of the world...
Also! My 1st fanfic "Baka to the test" (OF KWMS) got like over 900 views and this one got about 236 I think. Can anyone explain y? I'm just curious. Please review. Love you all (even if you aren't a crazy psychopath, but I hate you if your name starts will Donald and ends with Trump.) ~Justabitofademon