Change: Danni is born a boy, instead of a girl. Instead of the mayor wishing to marry him and thus having to have Luffy and Zoro save him, he easily agrees to set sail with the two (Luffy asks him to join when he see him beat up a bunch of hooligans trying to steal something). He's still sick, but he has a stronger constitution against it than Danni. He's also a lot more relaxed and easygoing; and instead of it taking him to get extremely drunk to show his flirty nature (as is the case with Danni), he has no qualms with flirting.
Genre: Humor/Nakamaship
Warning(s): Lots of flirting (with male and female); crude/sexual humor; a lot of hinted pairings; I think that's about it... probably some OOC-ness and Danni=Danny (Also, this is not to be taken seriously, fff)
FLAVOR
LUFFY AND ZORO:
Danny noticed them because the green hair had caught his attention, and the straw hat looked rather familiar. When he'd gotten a closer look he'd then noticed that both boys were rather attractive; one in a rather cute boyish way, the other in a rugged warrior way. The two looked a little lost, so he figured he might as well help them out a bit. If things happened then so be it.
The dark haired man let a smirk crawl over his face as he wandered over to the two, instantly getting the scent of the salty sea. "Yo," he greeted, an easy grin replacing the smirk. "You guys need any help?"
The boy with the straw hat perked up and gave him an almost impossibly wide smile as he asked, "Do you have any meat?"
Danny knew the kid was probably a little young, but he couldn't help it. "I got some meat, yeah. Why? You wanna try a taste?" He wiggled his eyebrows, and the green haired swordsman choked, eyes wide, while the kid just looked even more excited at the prospect of any meat.
With sparkling eyes, the teen cheered, "Yes, yes, yes! Meat!"
The swordsman made an aborted movement, sputtering, "Luffy! I don't think that's what he meant!" Luffy, the teen, stopped his bouncing and cocked his head to the side in obvious confusion. Danny had to bite his cheek to stop himself from cooing. The boy was way too adorable. The swordsman slammed his palm against his forehead, muttering, "You know what, nevermind."
Danny snickered, getting both teens attention and he gave them another grin, "Jokes aside, I do actually have meat. Wanna join me for lunch?" He then added, because he wanted to see if he could get the green haired teen to blush, "And maybe some...dessert as well?" He gave them both a half-lidded look and absently licked his lips.
Huh. What do you know. He could get both of them to blush.
NAMI:
"You know, despite the fact you almost stole my adorable captain away, you're kinda cute," Danny grinned, ignoring the fact that he was sitting in a much smaller boat than the orange haired girl. She glared down at him, cheeks tinged pink, and he let his grin widen.
She huffed, "What do mean steal away your captain? I did no such thing." The navigator was trying to ignore the fact that the grin on the older man's face was making him rather attractive (not that he wasn't before, but she wasn't going to admit to anything).
Danny snickered and didn't answer, leaning back so that he was resting against Zoro, who gave him a somewhat wary look, but didn't move away. "I don't know. You did put him in a cage. That's rather kinky in my opinion," the gunner purred lazily, shifting a bit so he was pressed against the swordsman more comfortably. Nami's mouth dropped open and her cheeks flushed a bright red. Zoro choked and Danny smirked lazily, eyes hooded.
Luffy bounced over face curious as he asked, "What's kinky mean, Danny?" The older man cocked an eyebrow at the teen before noticing that Luffy actually did know what it meant, he was just asking (to see what he would do, maybe?).
Danny snorted and before Nami or Zoro could even think about how to respond to the question, answered easily, "You wanna find out? I could show you." Luffy blinked at him slowly, then his cheeks tinted pink and he mutely shook his head. Danny considered it a win since he made all three of his crewmates blush.
USOPP:
Usopp stared, unsure how to react. They had been on the Merry for a few days and he'd never gotten this sort of vibe from them. Although, now he wasn't so sure all those comments Danny had made were as innocent as the older man had made them seem. But this? He had never expected this.
"Do I get a kiss too?" Luffy asked, blinking innocently (right? right.) up at Danny, who still had his hand resting on Nami's cheek. Said navigator was looking a little shell shocked, and Zoro was still standing rock still and bright red off to the side, looking as equally stunned.
Danny blinked back at their captain languidly and shrugged, "You want one?" Luffy nodded eagerly (apparently really curious), and the gunner snorted, before leaning over easily and planting his lips against the teen's. Usopp could only stare and flushed when Danny pulled Luffy up against him, grip almost possessive as he tilted his head to the side and oh my god was that his tongue!?
Luffy pulled back, their lips parting with a light smack and he cocked his head to the side, licking his lips and obviously thinking about something. He then nodded firmly and announced cheerfully, "Yup! Danny tastes like sweets and sake!" Usopp blinked in dazed confusion, completely pole axed. Thus he had no time to react when Luffy stretched his arms over to him and pulled him into the tight embrace and the captain said brightly, "You should try a taste too, Usopp!"
The sniper's eyes widened and he gaped at the teen. A hand gripped his chin and turned it to Danny, who was smirking down at him, laughter dancing in his eyes, and the older man purred, "Wanna try a taste?" Usopp turned bright red before his eyes rolled back and dropped in a dead faint.
SANJI:
"I approve your taste in chefs, Luf-fy," Danny drawled, stretching lazily and throwing his legs over his captain's lap, grinning like a cat that ate the canary at Sanji, who blinked at him, eyebrow cocked.
Luffy laughed and said back cheerily, "But I haven't tasted him yet, Danny!" The gunner kept his wide grin on his face, though inside he raised an eyebrow. Maybe he was a bad influence. He glanced over at Sanji, whose face had paled rapidly and was staring at Luffy with a horrified face, and shook his head.
Nah.
MIHAWK:
Danny leaned against the railing, face thoughtful, and Zoro quirked an eyebrow at him in question as he lifted weights. The gunner shrugged and said nonchalantly, "Oh nothing. I was just thinking you have good taste in men, much like our captain." He expertly ignored the thud of a dropped weight and the indignant sputtering as he continued, "I mean, did you see Mihawk? He was damn fine. If it weren't for the fact that you already laid your claim, I think I would have snatched him."
"I don't think your dad would like that," Luffy snickered, having wandered over some time in the middle, poking a pale faced Zoro who seemed to have frozen in place.
Danny shrugged, "Eh. I could always remind him it could've been Shanks." Luffy choked, cheeks turning pink, though that didn't stop him from falling over into a fit of loud laughter.
ROBIN:
Danny ran his eye over Robin, to which said woman raised an eyebrow at him. "You have a really nice figure," the gunner complimented. "You'd look good in leather." Robin blinked at him, a bit shocked and unsure how to respond.
"What about me?" Nami asked before she could help it. She'd gotten rather used to Danny's unorthodox flirting, and responded more often than not, comfortable in the fact that the gunner wasn't serious and wouldn't do anything that would make her uncomfortable.
The dark haired man grinned at her, slinging an arm around her shoulders and pulling her against his side, "You'd be better off wearing tight red clothes more than leather, chicky." He then wiggled his eyebrows at Robin, who was beginning to look more amused than offended at his brand of humor/flirting, and tacked on, "Robin's got the makings of a dominatrix, which is sexy as hell, if I do say so myself."
Nami snorted, and Robin huffed out a laugh before she said in response, "Would you like to find out, Mr. Gunner?"
Danny gave her a startled look, before his lips slowly stretched into a grin. "I think we will get along just fine, Ms. Robin," he said instead of answering the question.
FRANKY:
"Robin, don't damage the goods too badly," Danny scolded lightly, not looking the least bit affected by the fact the woman was crushing Franky's balls. "I haven't gotten to play with him yet."
The woman laughed, "Oh, don't worry. You'll get your chance." The others looked at the two in askance (although Chopper looked confused more than anything). Franky was too far away to hear the byplay, and thus was unaware of the greeting he was going to get from the gunner.
"Your goods still super?" Danny asked lazily as he passed the cyborg, who looked at him in confusion for all of three seconds before it hit him on what the younger man was asking. The shipwright was left sputtering in the hall, Danny's snickers trailing behind him.
BROOK:
"You think Luffy would wear lacy panties if I asked?" Danny asked from his sprawled position on the floor next to Brook, who was playing the violin.
The skeleton laughed, by now used to Danny's random questions of such nature. "Who knows," Brook replied before laughing again and musing, "Yohohoho, I'm more interested in if Miss Nami will wear lacy panties!"
Danny hummed, tapping his fingers absently, "Nami doesn't do lace, she likes silk. Robin on the other hand..." The man trailed off, licking his lips and then continuing, "Hmm. I wonder if Sanji would wear just an apron if I said the girls asked..."
Brook stared down at the gunner, and wondered how on earth he got away with the things he said and did.
FIN
Note(s): Sorry about the lame attempt at perverted humor and flirting, hahahaha. Danni actually gets like this when drunk, but she doesn't get drunk often, so it never really appears, haha. She's got a pretty high alcohol tolerance, so it really doesn't happen often. Once again, this was for my own amusement more than anything.
FOXGEISHA: A note on Calls Me Home I'm having a lot of difficulty writing the next chapter for it, and it's getting me really frustrated. I'm trying to write for it, I really am, it just might take awhile. I have started it, but it hasn't got really far. I think part of the reason I'm having difficulty is that I really don't want to write something so heart wrenching as the Kuma scene, bluh.
But yeah. I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did in writing it, hahaha. Please drop a review, and know I do take requests! If you have an idea on what you want to read, or if you want another scene with a specific character, from last chapter or this one, just let me know! Reviews are most appreciated!