I woke up in a different room although the bed was similar to the one that I woke up on earlier. Talon was also in the room sitting on a couch in front of surpisingly, a TV holding a Gamecube controller(surprisingly again) and looking at it curiosly. I was really wondering what the fuck was happening when Talon got off the couch putting the controller back on the console which was next to TV on a weird table which was(just like the one in the room I woke up in first) with carved legs only larger so it could hold both the TV and the console. Talon came next to my bed.
,,Get up already you`ve been unconscious for six hours ,,-she said -,, what are you waiting for? You`re not bandaged,because I used the force to heal you. ,,-I tried to get up and oddly enough I succeeded to get out of bed walk to the couch sit on it and ask-
,,What`s happening here Talon? Why is there an aged gaming console and an aged TV in the distant future on a spaceship that belongs to another culture that has never thought of creating any of this and if they did they have done that a very long time ago. Just what is this madness?-Talon came to the couch and sat by my side-
,,Firstly ,,-Talon answered me-, ,you should call me Master when speaking to me,that is very important don`t forget it please. And secondly we scanned your mind and saw your interests I personally then decided to get you these things just in case you made it through the Apprenticing Thingy alive so you could have a link to the past ,,-I cackled -,, so you don`t forget where you came from and who you were. We actually took the ,,Game Boy Advance,, that you own-look at it and you`ll probably recognize the little details by which you remember that it`s yours also I personally got a lot of games we found you`d like to have,I also recoverd lots of books written in your odd alphabet and some other devices you needed to remember your past so enjoy them while you can. And also,the needed power adapter for that little blue clamshell-like electronic thingy which you need for it to still work ,another one of them(with a power adaptor) and the primitive cable you need to link those things up, just in case. ,,-I was amazed that she actually went such a great length for my amusement and that just in case I survived.
,,Thank you master that is amazing,but shouldn`t I be training for the Apprenticing Thingy instead of playing video games? ,,-I asked still extremely amazed.
,,No. We`ll leave you to figure things out by yourself. The training is just one day for you to get used to holding a weapon and to refresh your hate for one another. Tomorrow we`ll let you fight to the death until just four of you stand,then you will fight until just one is still holding his or her weapon the victor will be allowed to pick his or her new Sith name if you aren`t the last armed person I will pick your Sith name. So that`s all you need to know about it you can now enjoy the remnant of your life as Steven Goldsmith,for tomorrow you will be reborn(at least I strongly hope) as one of us. ,,-She finished her epic speech-,,Now I have to go to an actual mission and leave you with your favourite things. ,,-Talon finished and then got off the couch and went out through the door. ,,-I proceeded to turn on the Gamecube and start playing some Pokemon Colloseum on it. The game was pretty fun and I was just killing an opponent`s Raichu with the Sceptile I chose(a pretty hard to do thing since grass is not particularly strong against electricity)when the door opened. My opponent(or rival since I was in mood for pokemon jokes) walked in-
,,So Steven what are you doing here,enjoying Darth Talon`s gifts I see,you`re such a pussy you can`t fight four people at once and you have to be saved by your hot suck and I think that you…-he said until I interrupted him-
,,Who the FUCK let you into my master`s room?!Get OUT or I`ll just bite your fucking face off and feed it to you!Leave me alone!,,-I psychotically roared at him.
His body turned into static and then disappeared. I was still looking at the door which has now closed behind my enemy who has mysteriously vanished. I then looked down and saw a weird round object lying on the floor with wires running out of it and into the wall. I was amazed what the fuck was going on and I was in no mood for forcing imaginary animals to fight to the death with elemental based attacks so I walked to the wardrobe which was in the wall. I then pressed the touch screen thingy which opened it picked some badass clothes(mostly black shit with red motives which I guessed were some Sith signs,but I wasn`t sure) put them on(oh yes I also did all the things I just described so far in my pajamas) put my GBA into my pocket with Legend of Zelda:The Minish Cap in it,opened the door and walked out into the corridor. The corridor had a lot of doors along it on both sides and no end could be seen to it in both directions so I just picked one of them randomly and started walking in that direction. I walked and I walked wondering where was this place and how big was it since I wasn`t so sure it was a spaceship,because it probably couldn`t be that big and it was possible that Talon coluld have took me out of the spaceship on which the training hall was after I fainted and then carried me to a room on a planet on which the spaceship has landed and on which the Apprenticing Thingy would take place. While I was thinking about those things I saw an end to the corridor. It was a giant gate with a touchscreen thingy just like the one on every single door I have opened in this place conveniently placed so everybody could press it. I did touch it and the doors slid open revealing a large circular hall with a fountain kinda shaped like a marker from the Dead Space games. As I walked in I wondered if everybody would turn into a necromorph and start attacking me,but that didn`t happen. The people in there were either walking into some other gates on different sides of the hall or sitting down on some benches to talk. I walked into the hall looking around me for any familiar faces and I found some,but none of them were friendly so I just decided that I`ve just managed to waste forty minutes of my time walking through the insanely long corridor,sat on one of the benches,flipped the console open,turned it on and started to play through the game.
About an hour later just when I have just managed to beat the first dungeon(I suck at Zelda games) something hit me on the head so hard I fell off the bench and trapped the Gba under my body. I stood up and looked at the console. The game has managed to glitch out from mild cartridge tilting and since I hadn`t saved from the beginning of the game I was exceptionally pissed off. I proceeded to turn around and stare at the small group of enemies from school which have managed to bring the swords they had in the training hall outside of it and basically tried to look as intimidating as possible. I was unarmed(not counting the GBA which was about as deadly as a really old Nokia phone like a Nokia 2110) and they outnumbered me four to one so I was pretty screwed. I thought about using the Game Boy as a weapon,although if those bastards managed to actually break it I was going to just proceed to chew their faces off like a rabid tasmanian devil.
,,Do you know how much it hurts to get electrocuted? Huh?Do you think you can just get SAVED from judgement. Oh wait you can`t. That means we`ll just cut you up here and now. -The main asshole whose name was Alan said.
,,Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait. What THE FUCK do you all think you`re doing? How is it even allowed for you to walk around with weapons anyways. Leave me alone you fucking prick. Stop it. Tomorrow we`ll settle this once and for all. One of us shall die and the other will emerge victorious,bathed in the blood of his fallen opponent and reborn as a Sith. But that shall be decided tomorrow,now would you kindly leave me alone so I can enjoy nice aged games and watch and download movies from the internet?! Just leave me alone or as I said earlier I will peel the skin off your face with my teeth!(actually I had never said this earlier,but whatever,it`s not like they listened to me anyways) Fuck off! ,,-my answer was simple and understandable but that didn`t do any good.
,,Do you really think you can just stop me and my friends from cutting you up to pieces with an inspiring speech? You die NOW! ,,-Alan and his pack reared up their blades and started walking towards me.
,,The thing I just did WASN`T an inspirational speech. Just leave me the fuck alone you dumb bastards. Your pranks aren't funny. You`re not badass. I can kill you with a fucking Gamecube game disk! ,,-I hissed loudly as I strategically backed off. I was looking around for a usable weapon. A loose metal element would do,since my Dark Rage was returning and I felt that I could throw a stone so hard that the head of the person I hit with it exploded. As much as I made jokes to myself about how my GBA would be a good weapon because of its durability it really wasn't a good weapon considering me not really wanting to throw it,because it was of too much value for me so I wouldn't just throw a gaming console at somebody no matter what.
,,Really just what the kriff IS your problem with this guy? ,,-said one of the many Sith apprentices that were standing nearby as she took her lightsaber was a twi`lek(again) and had a purple skin tone opposing to Talon's reddish one. She along with a few other older Sith-in-training,all of them with their sabers ignited bulled over to my little confrontation. I was really thinking about punching one of them in the gut,taking his/her weapon and creating some devious mayhem with it. But my Madness Combat-themed thoughts were stopped in their tracks by the group of older Sith-
,,Who are you?All of you?We really aren`t too sure in the first place since you don`t really look like apprentices and you don`t have lightsabers. So who are you?-asked the hot twi`lek chick as the leader of the group-
,,And who are you? The fucking border police? ,,-I answered,because I was in a really bad mood-,,Seriosly my day blew more balls than a popular hooker does in a few hours. Firstly I managed to get kidnapped by you just before Christmas,but that could be called a really happy thing since I really wanted to be a part of the Sith order in the first place. Anyways I managed to get slashed across the stomach and stabbed through the fucking ribcage in one goddamn day. I got pranked and then assaulted by these assholes here. And now you`re asking me who are we and what are we doing here. Really I just want to fucking rest up for the Apprenticing Thingy with the stuff my would-be-master brought back from my homeworld for me just befuckingcause. ,,-I finished my rant
,,Oh you`re just the kids for the Apprenticing Thingy. I thought you could be jedi spies and got worried. And you`re right you all should be resting up for the tournament tomorrow. So what`s your name and who is supposed to be your master? ,,-the hot twi`lek chick asked me,strangely not getting the obvious threat and hostility in my voice which were so obvious they could be sensed by an Engineered Food Creature
,,My name`s Steven Goldsmith and my would-be-master is Darth Talon. And also how is any of this irrelevant to the current situation? ,,-I asked already pretty confused and tired.
,,OK so it`s Talon…I`ll take you to your room. Also my name`s Kariya. Just letting you know. ,,-she said as she started walking towards one of the large indentical gates at both sides of the hall.I followed her,I looked back at my adversaries and saw each one of them being taken away by other older apprentices.
,,So is my room that way? ,,-I asked her
,,Yes.,,-Kariya replied laconically. I decided to not bother her for walked for a pretty long time I really thought that the distance between my room and the hall was even longer than before,but I probably decided this out of sheer boredom.
,,How is it possible for this hallway to be so long? ,,-I bothered Kariya again.
,,Well the,,Raptorial,,is about three kilometers long and this hallway basically runs through the whole ship so it`s actually quite possible for this corridor to be that long. Also your room is around the beginning of the hallway,so you really don`t have anything to whine about. For example my room is at the other end of the ship so I have to take the tram on the upper level. ,,-she answered this time very descriptively.
,,But doesn`t the One Sith Order reside on Korriban? ,,-I was pretty shocked to discover that I was still on a spaceship.
,,No it doesn` the death of Darth Krayt we`ve been in exile. We built the ,,Raptorial,, and used it as temple and academy. I personally think it`s actually quite simple compared to the temple we had on Korriban. ,,-Kariya proceeded to inform me- Oh there`s your door. Also I hope you manage to survive the Aprentice Thingy. -said Kariya as she pressed the touchscreen thingy on the opened and I then waved to me and started going back as the door closed behind her. I took off my clothes,left the GBA on the table close to the Gamecube.I put on my pajamas from earlier and then got into bed. I proceeded to go to sleep almost immediately.