Blake exhausted from running all the way to her room, tiredly climbed up in to her bed. Still lightly panting, and mind exhausted, she began thinking about what transpired.

"Ren and Jaune, huh."

And thoughts about the two. The insinuations Nora made...

It got her thinking.

Oh boy.

A tired mind has no filter.

Her eyes, unbidden, slowly trailed to her team dorm's door.

Towards Team JNPR's room.

"Ah, Jaune!" Ren's voice, and high pitched. "Do it gently. More gentle."

The blood rushed from Blake's head, and she fainted.

"There we go. Now with the cinnamon roll dough done we can move onto the pancakes." Jaune continued, finishing for Ren.

Yang was almost back to her room. Another awesome day, and a saucy secrets learned. She never imagined Ren and Jaune to be like that. Especially Vomit Boy. But hey, West Valeans are "open" like that. You could even say she found the naked truth. Even in her own mind Yang couldn't stop the puns.

Before she entered her dorm, she heard a muffled thump from Team JNPR's.

"Alright Ren, let me show you how it's done." That was Jaune! And it sounds like they're up to something. "Just let me get behind you, like so. Oh! And I can't demonstrate it properly without guiding your hands. So, let me get behind you... there we are." Jaune continued.

There were so many things running around Yang's mind. None of them suitable for a T rating. Slowly, she crept up to Team JNPR's door, and quietly pressed her ear to the door.

"Okay Ren, just like this. Slowly and firmly first." Jaune said. This was definitely Yang's lucky day. "Mmmh. Alright, once its firm we can move onto covering each other's with icing."

Oh yeah. This was definitely Yang's lucky day. Sitting down, she got ready to enjoy a long session.

She stayed like that for the next five minutes. Her imagination getting racier. Her heart beating just a little bit faster.

"Mmm~, that's good Jaune. We should think about doing this some more," Ren said. "This was actually quite enjoyable... doing it with another guy."

Now with that, Yang's mind was blown. Now heavily blushing Yang stood up and pressed herself against the door.

A deep sigh could be heard. Jaune's she thinks. "Yeah, you're right." Jaune laughed. "Although, I think we have enough left for something else."

Now, she was breathing heavily. Her anticipation rising. Her mind in the filthy, filthy gutter.

"Not so fast!" A familiar voice squeaked. "You promised to sandwich me."

Wait a minute...

Ruby?!

A giggling Jaune replied "Of course ma petite fleur, how could we forget."

A thump on wood was heard. Some wet slapping followed.

A lull.

Then... moaning.

Her blood rushed, both away and to her head.

Caught between mortification and embarrassment Yang promptly fainted.

"This is the best sandwich guys!" Ruby continued. "You two are really great cooks you know that. I'm kinda happy your two turned out the way you are, unlike, you know, those other icky boys. Like, ugh, Sky." The disgust clear in Ruby's voice.

Weiss was having a great day. She found out the author of her favorite work was her friend, and next door dorm-mate. And, she got a free copy of the new series she was writing.

Nothing could ruin her day!

...

Except Yang apparently.

Yang lay on the floor just outside Team JNPR's room. Her nose bleeding, and her dying face caught twisted midway between horror and embarrassment.

Weiss could guess what she was doing. Whatever the boys were up to, it put Yang, of all women, out. As interested as she was, she wasn't going to risk herself like that.

Instead, Weiss pulled out her scroll and took a photograph, and saved it to the Cross Continental Transmit Cloud. The incriminating evidence saved for later use.

Nodding to herself for a job well done, Weiss put away the scoll and dragged Yang back into their Dorm. Opening the door, only to find a passed out Blake. With a nose bleed. Great.

Sometimes, she felt she was the mother of this group.

Suddenly she heard a low moan from behind the open door.

Then she heard Team JNPR's door open from behind.

Turning around, Weiss saw Ruby, grinning from ear-to-ear.

"Weiss! You should get inside! Ren and Jaune got the best footlongs!"

Weiss put two-and-two together.

And fainted, face planting on the floor.

"Weiss?!" Ruby screamed! "Oh gosh, I didn't know you had traumatic sandwich memories!"