"Okay. Since this is a game, it should be easy to get rid of the glitches", said Pamela.
"But it isn't", said 'M. "This isn't a game at all. You pased through the gateway. That makes it more complicated".
"What gateway?", said Pamela.
"It goes between the games and the core anime. It goes like this: The games lie closer to the border between Pokemon and the rest of the games. The game Mario, for example, is right next to Pokemon X and Y. The anime is the "main base" of the Pokemon domain. There are staff trying to keep outside characters and glitches from coming in, but every so often, they do. The 2 bosses of the 2 rival teams are Crossover, who leads the out-of-episode people, like Glitch Mario, and BAD EGG, who runs the glitches. They are trying to use the gigantic Pokemon domain for other games, in Crossover's case, or glitches in other games, in BAD EGG's case. Crossover is the less evil of the two. BAD EGG makes more "mistakes", like MissingNo and I, but is trying to take over the world, unlike Crossover.", said 'M.
"Woah! You're overloading me!", said Pamela. "So, we're in the anime?"
"Yes", said 'M.
"And here comes Ash!", said Pamela. Ash came over.
"Pamela, I want to battle", said Ash. He pointed his Pokedex at Pamela.
-404 error. Pokemon unknown. Scanning…-
"Huh? Anyway, what is your name again?", said Ash.
"Pamela", said Pamela.
-Scanning feature complete. Auto-naming feature active. Newly discovered Pokemon: Pamela.-
"Weird", said Pamela.
-It is now known that this Pamela can talk. Sending data to Professor…-
"Weird", said Ash. "The Pokedex thinks you're a Pokemon.
-Known moves: Glitch, Conversion, teleport, surf, fly, escape, create, transform. PP unknown-
"Well, send out your Pokemon!", said Ash.
"Go, Pidgey!", said Pamela. She sent out Pidgey.
"Go, Pikachu!", said Ash. He sent out Pikachu.
Ash used his Pokedex.
-Pidgey. An easy to catch bird. This Pidgey knows Glitch, gust, evolve, fly, and sand-attack.-
"Oh cool", said Ash. "A Pidgey!".
"You don't really mean it, do you?", said Pamela.
"I don't", said Ash. "Where's your starter?"
"It was turned into this Pidgey by a random trainer".
"I see", said Ash. "My pidgeotto was transformed into a completely normal Pidgey when it was hit".
"Talk about devolution", said Pamela.
"Let me get the first move", said Ash. "Pikachu, Thundershock!"
"Pidgey, use Evolve!"
Pidgey is evolving! Pidgey evolved into Pidgeotto!
Pidgeotto is evolving! Pidgeotto evolved into Pidgeot!
Pikachu used Thundershock! Pidgeot evaded attack!
"Pidgeot, use Glitch"
Pidgeot used Glitch!
Enemy Pikachu fainted.
"You win", said Ash.
Author: Shut up! I told you 2 million times!
[2 million and one]
Author: Sorry, but you skipped one. So, be quiet! And don't make the TA give us amnesia!
Narrator: Finally the quarrel ended.
Pamela: Oh! I'm finally in the script zone?
Author: Hey, get out of the scene!
TA: Your time isn't now, so GET OUT!
Pamela: No way. I love it in here!
[It was a dark and stormy night. The grass, even when you shed a flashlight on it, pitch black. The wind seemed to howl at a magnitude that would outdo a pack of wolves. It was so foggy, even the lightning was hard to see.]
Pamela: Well I'm going now. I don't want a scene description. (Leaves)
Author: Phew.
[Ha! I have a purpose now!]
(I could do that better.)
[Oh really?]
(Yup.)
The scene changes. We see a boy playing Pokemon X and y.
-Wild Mario appeared!-
"Huh? That's weird.", he said.
-Enemy Mario used spin!-
"Weird", he said. "Stupid glitches".
-Arggh! They aren't glitches! They are crossovers!-
"Huh? What's happening?"
-I am crossover. You must join me and fight BAD EGG. He is trying to ruin Pokemon by exploiting the glitchy generation 1 games, and use it for ruining games everywhere. You must be a crossover and come with me, Martin.-
"How do you know my name?"
-Oh. You entered it. One of my minions has failed in one crossover conversion, and there are glitches to fight. My original plan was to take over Pokemon, but I must save it from the glitches. Come with me."
"But I don't want to!", Martin retorted. But it was too late. He was already sucked into the game.
Pamela looked over each invitation, one to a peace meeting with Crossover, and one to a peace meeting with BAD EGG. "BAD EGG might reason better with glitches", said Pamela. "But, Crossover is less evil, and we're immune to that goo", said 'M. "We should go to his peace meeting. Plus, he's weaker. The only reason he didn't lose already is that we mistake glitches help him because he is less evil, or at least pay less attention to him."
"Ok", said Pamela.
Author: Arggh! Stop it with the sponsor deletion undo button!
[No! I won't stop!]
[And now a word from the sponsor deletion undo button that is now one of our sponsors!]
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[I told you to stop this a million times!]
Author: No you didn't!
Narrator: The tables have turned.
[Stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it…]
The peace meeting took place in a standard conference room. It had completely white walls, and multiple presentation screens. When Pamela, 'M, and MissingNo had finally entered, Crossover was already there, and there was a boy sitting across from him.
"I hope none of you attempt an ambush, because I'm not prepared."
"We won't", said Pamela, 'M, and MissingNo.
"First of all, why would you want to go to war with me?"
"You brainwash people with that glitch goo. Pamela barely escaped being one of your slaves", said 'M.
"I give them their rights and will back, after making them into a crossover.", said Crossover. "They all willingly serve". "I realized that BAD EGG is the real enemy", he continued.
"So, we should team up for the greater good?", said 'M. "It isn't like a millennium ago. MissingNo's power waxes and wanes like the moon, but on a larger timescale. His power is at the lowest currently. We'll need to wait a decade for his power to begin rising again. And, for 990 more years, it will gain steadily until his power will be more than BAD EGG. When he at his low, I am at my high. But I am too weak to matter much."
"Pamela shows some promise", said Crossover.
"What! Really?", said Pamela. "I'm new to this!"
"Compared to Martin, you're exceptionally powerful. He doesn't have the intelligence, perseverance, or power you have. He can't use glitch!"
"Hey!", said Martin.
"At his lowest power, MissingNo is still quite powerful, but he can't use glitch", said 'M.
"Oh no. This is getting a bit like Artemis Fowl book 5.", said Pamela. "I can even predict a line that will be said."
[Stop it stop it stop it stop it… Now I've told you to stop it a million times!]
Author: a million and one
[Stop it!]
Author: a million and two
Narrator: I fell deja vu.
[Stop it you…]
Narrator: I don't know Kung fu.
Author: A million and 3
[Stop it!]
"Can we go now?", said Pamela.
"You can go", Crossover replied.
They all walked away.
"MissingNo, how did you manage without me?", said 'M.
"Oh. I don't know", said MissingNo.
"Huh?", said Pamela.
"MissingNo is quite childish", said 'M.
[Yup, mirror world! Yaaaay!]
Author: Well, that's nothing to be excited about. Scans say that Crossover is evil there.
[Uh oh…]
[In a land where all of the rules are broken. Where everything has absolutely no plot. Where what can and what will will collide and then shatter to pieces… We call this place the script zone.]
(Stop it! I told you to quit it with the twilight zone!)
Narrator: Well, he's the only one who'll get Pamela out of this place!
(I can do it better.)
[Oh, really?]
In the mirror world…
"And now I've got you trapped!", said Crossover. "You will bow down to me and be one with me!"
"How did we fall for this, MissingNo?", said 'M.
"He used trick room", MissingNo said.
"Oh, why did you turn your distortion on?", said 'M
"I forgot", said MissingNo.
"I believe he's draining our power. But he can't contain it…", said Pamela.
They were brainwashed and converted, never to be seen again.
Narrator: That's terrifying! But at least it's just the mirror world!
Author: Stop spoiling it!
Narrator: Fine. I won't talk.
(But you did…)
"And so, our heroes left the meeting with a new Ally, Crossover!", said the Narrator.
"Shut up, Narrator! It isn't in episode format!", said Pamela.
"Hey! That wasn't supposed to happen!", the Narrator said.
"MissingNo! Didn't I tell you to turn your distortion off?", 'M said.
"Oh c'mon", was the response.
"How many times do I need to tell you? Stop thinking of Giratina!"
"Uggh! You know how I can't control my distortion in this point of the cycle", MissingNo defended. "It was better with Cassandra".
"Grrrr! Don't you dare cross the borderline with other Fanfiction! Or I will delete you!", said the Author.
"Stop breaking the 4th-wall-window-camera! I will personally give the author deleting rights if you don't stop!", the TA added.
"I should've been born with all the power! I am more sensible and responsible!", 'M said.
"Fine, fine", MissingNo said. "I'll try."
(You know, according to math, Parenthesis is always first!)
[That's just math!]
^I hate PEMDAS^
*Not as much as me!*
+Tell me about it+
Author: It's nice to be back in the script zone.
[It was a dark and stormy night…]
Author: Not Now, Brackets!
Narrator: We don't want a scene description!
(Uggh! If you cut it out, I will admit that some people use brackets as Parentheses!)
[Fine]
"Uh… what next!", Pamela said.
"RANDOMNESS!", MissingNo offered.
"How about Vermillion city?", 'M suggested.
"Oh! I think you should prepare for trouble, Stupid glitches!", a female voice said.
"And we'll be throwing all the pitches!", a male voice said.
"Not you again, Team Socket!", Pamela said
"To protect the world from bugs in the game"
"To unite all people so you have shame!"
"To denounce the evils of Truth and good"
"To promote little red riding hood"
"Jessie"
"James"
"Team Socket blasts off at the speed of light"
"You are so dumb and we are so bright"
"Wobuffet that's right!", said their wobbuffet.
"Meowth!", said their Meowth.
"Grrrr! Who did that?", said another female voice the same as Team Socket.
"We will get them!", said another male voice the same at Team Socket.
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"To protect the world from devastation"
"To unite all people within our nation!"
"to denounce the evils of truth and love"
"To extend our reach to the stars above"
"Jessie"
"James"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
"Surrender now or prepare for a fight"
"Meowth that's right!"
"Wobbuffet!"
I will be calling the Jessie of Team Socket "Jessie 2", and the James of Team Socket "James 2" for awhile.
"Well, in that case, Prepare to meet your maker, Team Socket!", said Jessie.
"Yeah! What she said", said James.
"I guess we can go now", said 'M.
"Hey! They are glitches! I can tell it from that hat!"
"You mean Team Socket or Team Rocket?", said MissingNo.
"Team Rocket", said Pamela.
"Go! Pikachu!", said James 2. "Pikachu, Psybeam!"
"How does your Pikachu know Psybeam?", said James. "And how does it float like that?".
"A lot of training", said James 2.
"Go inkay!", said James. "Inkay, Psybeam!"
"Go, Pumpkaboo", said Jessie.
"Go! Panchom!", said Jessie 2. "Panchom, Shadow ball!"
"MissingNo! You have something to do with the main Pokemon switching bodies and nobody noticing!", said 'M.
"Okay, why do you blame everything on MissingNo?", said Pamela.
"Well, he's the only one with a distortion field", said 'M. "So he's the only one capable of that",
"Well, what if it is random chance?", said Pamela. "Like when electricity hurt a rock type?"
"MissingNo was around. The distortion field really accelerates the pace of some shows", said 'M. "Otherwise, the Pokemon anime is perfectly logical".