Well I have decided to make the Harem, cause making yall vote would put pressure on yall when its my job to keep yall entertained. So I will be making it. It's going to be hard cause it will only consist of 5 girls don't know yet im not going past 5 cause lets be real nobody in life could handle 5 PMS's a month. If it were me Id lose my fucking mind. So there you have it, also im trying to write more than 4k words a chapter cause I like to read long chapters so I don't want to lose yall with my short ass chapters ya dig? So from now on I will try my best to write long chapters. Without further a due plz….enjoy the read.
Chapter 3: Getting Under My Snakeskin
"WHAT THE FUCK BITCH! TRY THAT SHIT AGAIN AND ILL FUCKING CUT YOUR EYES OUT" screamed a fifteen year old girl with pineapple purple hair wearing a fish net undershirt with a coffee jacket and a coffee skirt. As she stood over a man who thought he could test his luck.
"im so-so-so-sorry" begged the random man.
" ok bitch I'll let you off this time, next time, I'll feed your little sausage to my hungry snakes. " she grinned evilly.
Watching the man scurry out the Dango shop she smiles and turns to re-stuff her face full of dango. After eating her fill she pays the waiter and leaves about her business. Walking around the streets of Konoha she can't help but feel the glares from the village.
"the fuck you people staring at?" she announced.
Some people turned around right away, others just continued to glare.
"you know, I thought I was the only one that got them." said a stranger
She turns to see a boy about five years old and with blackish blond hair, staning about four feet tall. Not to mention for alittle guy he was a cutie. Remembering his comment made her fumble in her mind.
"What do you mean "I thought I was the only one?" she questioned
"well look." He said as he pointed the crowd of people giving them, or HIM the glare that would kill a man.
"yeah I don't really care." Replied the purpled hair girl.
Silence fell on as she finished her comment and there was only one thing that was festering in Naruto's mind (Don't really care Echoing in his mind) 'she don't care?''FUCK YOU MEAN!'
"OI! Pinapple head what the hell is your problem!?" Blasted Naruto.
"You heard me gak!" she replied "I Don't give. A. shit. About . you." She smiled
Tick marks where now popping all over his head. ' I'm going to kill her, I'm going to kill her.' Thought Naruto over and over and over.
"you know what, SNAKE WHORE you can go eat a dick, im out." Said Naruto as he turned around heading back where he came from. He would have continued but a burst of KI was leaked and only towards him. Turning around he sees her gritting her teeth while holding a Kunai.
"you little shit you just crossed the LINE!" she screamed as she launched towards Naruto.
'OH SHIT, IM OUT!' thought Naruto as he bolted down the street.
"don't think you can run from me! Im not a Chunin from nothing!" she screamed as she chased him.
"umm don't care SNAKE BITCH hahaha" laughed Naruto while still running.
Her blood was boiling at this point 'no one calls me a SNAKE WHORE or SNAKE BITCH and gets away with it' wanting to show him that she was no joke she pumped chakra into her legs to show her speed.
"IM COMING FOR YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" ragged a ragging Purple Hair women.
Seeing he knew there was no way to out run her he had to come up with a plan quick. Now Naruto and the strange girl were now running , jumping and sliding through the whole village. Seeing a far jump to the next building only one thing came to mind 'FUCK IT!'
Seeing a point of no return he pumps chakra in his legs and with all his strength jumps. Knowing that you would have to be an experienced nin to make the jump he knew his chance were slim. But he was not about to let this girl kill him.
"Oh no you don't!" cried the snake girl as she jumped after him.
"Fuck!" cried Naruto as he hit the wall of the building missing the jump and crashing to the ground.
"Now your mine gaki." She said victoriously.
No one to give up Naruto gets up and heads for the West Gate.
OUT THE WEST GATE OF KONOHA IN THE FORST…..
"Damn gaki, how are you still running!" she yelled.
"im not telling you! You smell like snake shit!" he yelled back laughing at her misfortune.
"wait till I get my hands on you kid, ill make you eat snake shit!" she replied yelling still.
"Id rather not horse face!" he grinned.
Tick mark appeared on her head at the comment 'HORSE FACE?! YOUR GOING TO DIE KID, IM GOING TO LET MY SNAKES CRAWL IN YOUR ASS AND EAT YOU INSIDE OUT!" she thought ragging in pure anger.
'SHIT!' thought Naruto as the girl jumped at him with a kick aimed for his head. Jumping away he knew it be stupid to fight this chick one on one. He only knew a hand full of fighting moves plus only two jutsu's he read out of a scroll from the librey. Which is where he was coming from when he ran into the bitch.
"Wide open!" she cried as she saw her opening as she jumped from the tree.
Getting kicked hard, he tumble till he flipped to regain himself. 'shit that hurt, but I have to keep moving' he then saw a clearing he heads in that direction. 'man does this girl ever know when to quit?shit..'
"hey gaki maybe we can talk this though? Eh?" she said as trying to bargain with the boy as her chakra was running low.
"Hell No! you kicked me snake shit!" he cried back.
Trying not to let the boys comment get to her she took a deep breath. "hey gaki don't be hard headed you know you can't win" she said. In her mind she was ginning hopefully he would take the bait.
"NO! im not trusting you…snake cunt" he mumbled.
Now Naruto has done and said a lot of things in his life that he wishes he could take back and this was his main one. Hearing what he called her, her hair fell over her face no showing any kind of reaction.
"IM GOING TO KILL YOU! RIP OFF YOUR NO NUT SACK AND FEED THEM TO MY SNAKES! She screamed with all her might. As panted hard she pumped all her chakra to her legs, she didn't care she was running out of chakra.
Seeing the clearing he sees cliff that leads to another cliff. Knowing he would die she slides to a stop at the edge.'WHeew that was too close' he thought panting slightly, only to turn towards the ragging KI women.
"STOP DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!" he cried frantic.
"GAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIII!" BOOM!
She tackled him sending them both over the cliff, the purple haird ninja passed out for over use of chakra. Now falling to their deaths Naruto was trying to keep his cool looking for a way out.
'think, anything, rope ,rocks ,water ,mud…MUD!' Grabbing the passed out nin he starts to go through the hand signs, 'god Kami I hope this works.'
Doton: Doro Gaeshi (Earth Release: Mud Overturn)
Naruto finished, then punched the wall of the clift, but to his surprise no avil. "are you kidding me not now please?!" cried Naruto.
Seeing the ground with spikes and water at the bottom approaching fast his heart rate increased.
"I have to make this or were both dead!"
Naruto went through the same hand seals but this time he saw how much chakra he was putting into it. Finally pushing a lot of chakra through him, he shouted again.
Doton: Doro Gaeshi (Earth Release: Mud Overturn)
Punching the wall again this time the wall started forming into mud and covering them in a thick mud ball. The mud harden as they hit the spikes destroying them on impact.
The last thing Naruto remembers was hold the knocked out nin with his legs to perform the jutsu.
Stirring, he feels water hitting his face 'oooooh my head what the hell' looking around he sees him and the still passed out girl laying on the bank of a river.
"wow this is gay, bitch goes crazy on me when I share my feels, now she out, damn just my luck"
He sighed tiredly not knowing how long she was going to be out.
"welp, now to find a some wood its getting dark and your boy don't feel like freezing himself to death" he said to himself out loud.
Naruto was about to walk off when he almost forgot.
"Damn forgot to pull her out the water my bad" he walked over to the girl grabbing both her hands dragging her till she was fully out of the water.
"phew damn girl leave whatever you eat the fuck ALONE." He commented
Now back to business he leaves to bring fire wood. Stirring she begins to try to open her eyes. They felt heavy but she still managed. She felt 'Warm?' shooting up out of the leaves she was covered in only for her to flinch and fall
"woah girl what you think you doin?" he said looking at her with a lazy expression.
"fuck my head …wha…what happen."she mumbled.
"well your dumbass decided we both should skydive to our death" he said sarcastically
"oh …yeah ..how are we alive?" she said embarrassed as she almost got them killed.
"I saved us with a Doton Jutsu I just happen to learn when I was coming back from the library." He spat out.
"wait..what?" she said shocked.
"yeah, when you decided to open yo mouth about not caring about my life, I should of lef ya ass in the water." He said pissed off.
"Uh why are you talking like that" she said puzzled.
"Look even though I got my fam we weren't always together. They were always gone on mission and the people that would watch me would try to kill me" he said "not like you give a fuck since you almost got us six feet under"
Blushing at that she chuckled nervously "yeah ..sorry about that."
She lowered her head thinking she was about to get her ass chewed blinder style.
"it's cool im sorry too for my lose mouth." Said Naruto
"I know I shouldv-…wait why are you saying sorry" she replied shocked that he would say sorry even though she knew she deserved it.
"cause im not cold hearted" he said as he poked the wood that was on fire around with his own stick.
"mmmm well arnt you the charmer." She said trying to move only to fall again.
" guess you can call me the snake charmer then" he said turning and grinning at her.
"OI! Just because I use snakes do not mean I am one…" she trailed off sadly.
"my bad, so whats your name ms…"
"its Anko"
"mines Naru but people like to call me Naruto cause of my god fathers book" he replied.
"Naru…mmm that's does sound sexy." she said staring at the stars.
"how old are you?' he asked
"why does it matter?" she questioned with a questionable look.
"just tell me it's not being rude I just want to know" he sighed.
"im fifteen Naru-gaki" she smirked
"call me gaki again and ill burn you inside out" he replied dangerously.
Sweat dropping at his statement 'gessh! Kid needs to learn how to relax'.
"So what do we do now if- wait you said I was in the water why don't I feel wet?" she asked. Finally looking down she noticed!
"AHHHH WHERE THE HELL ARE MY CLOTHS!" she screamed worriedly.
"Drying, what? did you want to catch a cold?" he replied not looking at her.
"oooooh or is it cause you wanted to feast your little eyes on my beautiful figure" she said seductively.
"no I didn't, though u do have a sexy figure" Naruto said a small smile forming on his lips.
"if you want you can come get a closer look, trust me I don't bite…much." She purred.
"love to but im only five so not much experience with the female side." He replied.
"ok but it's here if you wanna look." She winked at him. Ignoring her comment Naruto continues to poke at the fire.
"Soooooo, what you going to do now, hoe far are we from Konoha?" she asked
"I don't know I say a day or less maybe." He reiplied.
"oh well ill guess ill take this time to sleep then."she said as she tried to go to sleep.
It was calm, the wind was blowing nicely gentle breeze, the fire was keeping them warm. Naruto was never one to sleep, he would stay up to watch over Anko. Not taking it anymore he got off the log he was sitting on, pulled a chakra exercise out of his cargo pants and went to train.
(Ankos Dream)
Anko was running through a field of grass in no particular directionall she knew was that she was trying to get away from something, stopping she looking around to any sign of help.
"there she is!" creid an angry mob man.
"Please stay way I didn't do anything!"creid Anko
"Tell that to Your teacher TRAITOR!" screamed a man man in the mob.
All of a sudden Anko couldn't move she looked down only to see she was in quick sand. Funny thing is she wasn't sinking. Panicking she tries to break free, no avail, the mob closes in on her.
"Now you will feel our wrath for being a traitor to our village SNAKE WHORE!" screamed a mob lady.
Anko screamed as the mob members began to beat her merciless. Crawling into a fuddle position she begins to cry and scream.
"PlZ STOP IM BEGGING YOU IT WASN'T MY FAULT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP"
(Dream end)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Anko as she woke up panting heavy with sweat dripping off her naked body.
Looking around she was glad she did not see the young Naru. She didn't want him to make fun of her or laugh at her nightmares. Trembling she wraps herself with her arms and lays back down while letting a few tears slip.
Naru saw the whole thing and he felt bad but was good at not showing it. He only went out training on water walking getting dressed he walked back to witness the whole scene. He felt compassion so he did what he felt was right.
"hey Anko.. "he said.
Anko noticing that he was there sat up quick with wide eyes. " did you see what happen." She asked scared.
"yes I did" Naru said walking to her.
"go ahead make fun of me, say what you want I don't care what you think of me." She said while letting a couple of tears slide.
"just lay down." Sighed Naru.
"Ooookay"she replied confused.
As soon as he got to her she was giving him a confused look. Sighing again he lay down right next to her. His arm was touching her arm. She blushed a shade of pink across her cheeks.
"you're not embarrassed about me being naked or the sweat?" she asked shyly.
"no I don't really care its just water." He replied looking at her.
Taking in his features she noticed that he was tall for a five year old he was 4 feet tall nice lean build to him. Looking at him it caught her eye his three whisker marks on each side of his face.
Letting curiosity get the better of her she takes her first finger to touch his whisker marks only for him to catch her finger.
"what are you doing?" he asked without opening his eye.
"please" she whispered in a low voice.
Naru cracked open one eye half way and saw what he thought was amazing though he looked at her with a lazy expression. The look on her face made him wanna just hug the shit out of her. The beautiful cream face with a hint of pink, nice long purple hair since the water made it fall. Nice pink juicy lips 'what the fuck, well they are juicy I wonder what flavor?'
Closing his eye he guides her hand to his whiskers. She could feel how tensed he was but Naru son relaxed at her touch. She continued to rub his whiskers, but what surprised her was him cuddling close to her.
"Somebody wants to "cuddle." She giggled but only heard his breathing.
"aww hes asleep" she said cuddling closer to him as well.
"aww she wants to "cuddle." He said with a small smile while his face was in her D Cup boobs.
Grinning she comments "hope my boobs aren't in the way."
"no there fine." He said snuggling in more into them.
Chuckling she warps both arms around him in return Naru does the same as they both drifted off to sleep.
NEXT DAY…..
It was a suuny day the sun was shining bright which was what woke up Anko. Mumbling how shes hates waking up, Yawing she leans up stretching looking over she doesn't see Naru.
"where did he go?" she asked herself.
Then it clicked 'IF that gaki did that only to fill up on me I will cut his fucking balls off!' she screamed mentally, only her face was showing anger.
"What are you so mad about?" a voiced asked.
Turning she sees him crouching on the river in his boxers with his kinda long hair covering his face. Then he takes his hand and slicks it back revealing his face. Looking at the boy in front of her she bluched while grinning at him.
Walking over to where her cloths were she grabbed her panties and bra putt them on and walked to Naru who was looking at the motion her body moving in all the right places. Seeing him eye her she decided to give him a little treat.
Still crouch on the river she walks up to him flaunting her body making sure he gets a full view. Getting to the front of him on the water she turns around giving him her backside. At this Naru was still watching not moving a muscle.
Anko begins to do all her stretches showing Naru all her glory. Naru gave a small smile before giving a serious look. Looking off in a direction he feels something, then give his small smile turning back to Anko.
"Anko do you feel that." He whispered not taking his eye off her.
"no why what is it?" she said seductively knowing something was bothering him.
"someone is spying on us and since they haven't attacked they must mean they're not here to do us harm but let me test that theory." He said. Doing the hand seals quickly, taking a huge deep breath.
Katon: Ryuuka no Jutsu (Fire Release: Dragon Fire Technique)
The fire shot across the field at a certain location. Anko was shocked that a five year old just did a C rank jutsu and was not even winded. The fire burned a certain direction, as on cue a wall of water that stopped the fire and put it out.
"see what I mean." He said pointing to the direction of the water.
"yeah I see lets go check it out." She replied running and getting dressed while Naru did the same.
"ready?"
"yep! Lets go Naru-kun!" she grinned pumping her fist in the air.
Nodding they took off in the direction of the smoke. Getting there they see nothing . looking around they try to find something. Then it jumped out at them a tall male very broad long white hair with the kanji for 'oil' on his back.
Reacting quickly Naru jumps into action, throwing kicks and punches who were easily blocked. Anko seeing this quickly does hand seals.
Fire style: Fireball Jutsu
Launching the huge fireball at the man who just grinned. The tall man jumped out of the way, doing hand seals of his own.
Water style: Waterfall Jutsu
Water sprayed from the nearby river ground blocking the fireball. While he was stopping the firball Naru shot around the defense to engage him Taijutsu, seeing he was losing he jumped back in time for another fireball. The white haired man was very impressed at their team work.
Seeing this Anko jumped in to hand to hand combat him. Naru when through hand seals of his own.
Fire style: Dragon Fire Jutsu!
Taking a deep breath he shot the fire at a rapid pace towards Anko and the White haired man. Grinning Anko doesn't move keeps him engaged in Taijutsu. Seeing it was about to hit them she jumps at the last second engulfing the tall man.
"did we get him?!" she asked happily
"no hes hiding" replied Naruto.
They both turned when they heard clapping from the tall white haired man walking towards them with a smile on his face.
"that was good team work you too very good." Praised the man
"who are you?" asked Naru.
The man was about to reply when Anko beat him to it.
"Jiraiya-sama!" cried Anko
"OI OI I see the snake beauty does know me." He gave her his perverted grin.
"he's one of the Legendary Tree hes the Toad Sannin." She schooled him.
"oh don't care.." this cause the two to sweat drop at Naru's comment as he began to walk off.
"whoa whoa whoa! kid where's the fire?" he asked stopping Naru from walking away.
"since it's just you I don't care im going back to Konoha hopefully my Kaa-chan is back, tiered of getting beat by villagers." He stopped when he noticed the looks he was receiving. "what?"
"im sorry Naru-kun I know it must be hard, im mean I was beat too but not every day. When I became a ninja they left me alone." Finished Anko.
"Don't trip im cool" replied Naru.
"I hate to break this little whatever it is but I came here for both of you. Well mainly just you Naruto."
"its Naru old man"
"um no its not its Naruto" said a confused Jiraiya.
"no old man its Naru, Naruto is what ppl call me cause of some book that was written." He said annoyed.
"yeah um I wrote that book and many others he he.." he giggled perversely.
"what other books I would-" asked Naru with a lazy expression but was interrupted by Anko.
"NO! you will not-" she did not finish when she felt a hand on her shoulder. Turning to Naru she froze and went wide eye at the look he was giving her.
"Anko do not interrupt me when im talking… please." He said in a low calm to dangerous voice. Jiraiya sweat dropped at the scene, while Anko nodded fiercely.
Patting her on the shoulder he turned to Jiraiya. "what other books?"
"MY Icha Icha paradises series books they are the best-selling novels in the five countries!" he exclaimed.
"So basically there porno books that you write am I right?" asked Naru with a questionable look on his face.
"YES! You are correct Emo! There are my pride and joy these books have been with me through thick and thin!" Jiraiya was beaming with joy.
"Um yeah they still suck though only perverts get that nasty trash." Commented an annoyed Anko.
"from someone who just flaunted there body to me, you one to talk Anok-san" Naru was now looking at her with a judging look.
"HA!" shot Jiraya
"and your worse, you act worse than a little kid those my age." Said Naru who was now getting bored of the Sannin. Both were frowning at being talked down by a five year old.
"Now what business do you have with me that you would both us while I was enjoying the show." He flashed a small smile at Anko.
"well the village isn't looking for you cause they could care less, but! I talked to Sarutobi-sensei and he said he would like me to train you." He gave a thumbs up to the five year old whos was now looking at him questionable.
"Are you high? Why would you want to train me?"
"The Hokage is losing a diplomatic situation right now that may lead to another Great Shinobi War since I know your parents, im sure they will be back to the village in a year grated they just left ." He said with seriousness.
"wow old man is losing his mind heh I guess talking only does go so far." Chuckled Anko.
"fine but what about Anko she may be a sadist but I find it, what's the word for it ….."sexy." he winked at the purple hair ninja.
"mmmm Naru-kun you keep talking like that I might just rape you.." she hugged him from behind letting her snake tongue lick his neck .
Anko stop to scowl while her and Naru were looking at Jiraiya scribbling like a maniac on his note pad.
"ok so what is the Old man's plan then?" asked Naru
"he wants you to create a group on highly skilled ninja in seven years' time." grinned the Toad Sage.
"really, you had my attention, now you have my….curiosity." he gave a small smile.
"well if you want to know more I'll be leaving tomorrow, remember the Hokage has sent a msg to Kakashi and Tsunade, they already know. Well got to go kid be at the gate at eight o'clock in the morning." He said walking off.
"Umm how do we get back?" asked Anko.
"I'm sure the brat knows where to go since he's been here many times." Grinned the White hair man.
'POOF'
"Hmmm a shadow clone so he really was messing with us, I guess training with him will be challenging." Naru started to walk off, Anko was there in her own little mood now angry that the five year old didn't tell her that he has been where there at before, she thought this whole time they were lost.
After following Naru for some time the main gate came into view, seeing this she decided to strick with the question.
"Why didn't you tell me you knew the way back?" scolded Anko.
"You never asked, as far as I was concerned we were never lost." He replied
"oh hehe my bad" nervously laugh Anko.
They continued in silence for the rest of the way to Konoha one lost in her thoughts the other…just enjoying the walk , the wind, the sun shining down on them. Giving a small smile 'I guess this is what they mean by life' thought Naruto.
Finally reaching the Gate the sun was already set and the Moon was set to shine over the night. They walked past the gate guard as they 'knew' who they where they were hopping they would stay lost.
They continued walking till Anko started walking in a different direction.
"Where you going?" asked Naru with his back facing her.
"Home…." She whispered looking at the ground.
"ok later." He started to walk off.
"Hey ummm….Naru-kun?" said kid stops to turn to look at her.
"I ah well iah….(sigh) never-" she wat cut off.
"Yeah I know lead the way Anko-san." He said softly
"Arigato."
"don't mention it." He gave a small nod.
"this way." She says as Naru follows her.
They walked in a peaceful quietness she was smiling like a little girl while Naru was gazing at the night sky.
"Something on your mind Naru-kun?" she asked.
"Many things are on my mind Anko-san." He finished
"Please just Anko im not one for honorifics." She shrugged. Which caused him to nod.
"So what's on your mind and be specific?" asked Anko.
"Death, life…power anger, love, and understanding." He said gazing at some of the stars.
"well were almost to my apartment so we can talk there sexy." She smiled deviously.
'I have a bad feeling about this'
ANKO'S APARTMENT…
Her apartment was nothing fancy or not rundown either it was just the right size in all for a single female. She had carpet as the floor two couches and a love seat. One couch was against the main wall when you walked in, the other was right in front of you if you opened the front door, which is why they use the balcony to get in.
Seeing her place he gave a nod of approval, he liked it. He really did but it was hard for him to show emotions. Anko saw him spaced out looking at nothing in particular, feeling bad for him she called him.
"Naru-kun you ok? You spaced out there for like five minutes?" Anko was worried now cause out side the village he was a normal guy but inside he was distant and weird acting.
"no not really, every time I freeze like that is cause I'm reliving a painful memory from my past." He looked bothered by the way he said it.
Seeing this Anko walks over to him and gives him a comforting hug letting him know hes not alone.
"im sorry I know you must have had it rough for the past years even at a very young age I know it must suck." She said softly.
Not seeing a reaction from him she did the only thing he did when they were by the river. Taking his hand she guides him to her room while he was still feeling hopeless. She sits him down on the bed, then pushes him down making him lay down.
Picking up his feet then putting them on the bed she covers him up. Then she starts to strip in front of him. That got him out of his depression, noticing the beautiful young busty girl that was in front of him. Now fully naked Anko climbs in the bed with him covering them both. She snuggles up to him making him turn his head towards her giving a small smile.
"your something else Anko."
"I know Naru-kun don't worry I won't let you fall into that hopelessness." She whispered as she rand her hand through his black-blondish hair.
Before the sleep consumed him he was still fighting sleep but the warmth of her body and the way she was rubbing his hair was making him lose. Before he slipped into sleep she said something that melted her heart . "thank you Anko-chan."
"anytime my Naru-kun"
Was all that was said as both tiered nin said before drifting off to sleep hoping for another day with out rain. How wrong they were.