This blues fic is for Bamonlove4ever, who actually gave me a bit of a summary, instead of just a word. I'll have it at the end so as not to spoil anything. This one felt rushed, so I hope it's good.
MOVIE
Boomer chuckled as a decapitated head rolled across the ground before colliding briefly with the protagonist's leg. She looked down, screaming in horror at the sight of it.
He heard a soft squeak come from his left, and looked over to see Bubbles hiding her face with trembling hands.
''You okay Bubbles?'' He nudged her carefully, and she jumped, clamping her hands over her mouth to prevent herself from screaming.
'I guess a Horror flick was not the best choice...' The woman on screen shrieked as the killer impaled her boyfriend through the neck with broken piece of fence. Bubbles, as well as the rest of the theater, screamed right along with her.
His blonde date's eyes were watery when she hid her face in his chest, and while the action itself was nice, he knew he'd have to find some way to help ease her fears.
But what would make her feel at ease while watching a horror movie?
'Perhaps we should resort to some classic Rowdyruff mayhem,' He thought with a smirk. Pressing both hands to her shoulders, he hesitantly pushed her away from him. She gazed up at him as she did so, eyes glassy and full of fear. With a reassuring smile he whispered, ''Lets have some fun.''
''What are we doing, Boomer?'' She asked a few minutes later. They were currently crawling on the theater floor beneath the seats, which was surprisingly very clean. The custodian's here do a very good job, she thought absentmindedly.
''Watch,'' He replied, eyes full of mischievous intent. He positioned himself directly behind a girl's jean clad legs, and motioned for her to come up next to him. With a wicked grin that looked more like it belonged Butch's face then the boy next to her, he ran his hand up the side of the girls leg.
The resulting shriek of bloody murder was excruciatingly loud, and sent Boomer into a barely contained fit of laughter. Bubbles watched him, trying to decide if she should be doing so in disbelief or exasperation.
Of course, they were still in a horror movie, so a girl in the middle of the theater screaming as if she were undergoing the most horrible of treatments sent the already anxious moviegoers into a fit of panic.
Now everybody was screaming and scrambling around, trying to find the evil campsite murderer and hoping they weren't the next victim.
Boomer's laughter only grew louder as their volume did. Bubbles couldn't help the few giggles that escaped her either, and as people began to make even bigger fools of themselves she joined her date in his hysterical laughter.
Just as everyone was beginning to calm down somewhat, and the two blondes were beginning to catch their breath, somebody else was brutally murdered on screen.
Boomer clutched his stomach, laughing so hard it hurt as the theater erupted into such a mass panic that completely overshadowed the first. Many ran, screaming in fear, out the doors. Others stumbled and scraped over chairs in their effort to escape the imaginary maniac.
Bubbles was right there with Boomer, the two still laughing even after the room had emptied and the credits were rolling.
Through his hearty chuckles, Boomer glanced at Bubbles. Her eyes were light with the hilarity of the situation and she seemed completely at ease, if the joyous smile that was threatening to split her face was any indication.
''Best...date...ever,'' she said breathlessly through her giggles, and Boomer couldn't help but agree.
The summary I was given was 'go to a movie, but don't watch it.' I didn't want to be cliche and have them making out the whole time, so I thought I'd take advantage of Boomer's mischievous side.
Somebody also asked me what my favorite pairing was. To answer your question, my favorite is tied between Reds and ButchXBubbles. ^_^ Too bad there aren't many good stories of either.
