EmPOV:

As soon as Alice said this, the room was filled with questions, sob stories, and Eddy bitching about not being with Bella.

"No. I don't want some other guy dancing with my Bella."

"The emotions in this room are bad enough, just what til we are in the studio. How am I supposed to manage being with a human who is sweaty and has pumping blood all day, for weeks?"

"Well, I guess this is okay. As long as I look good."

"Um, I don't really think I have the coordination for this."

"Hell Yeah! Shirtless on national TV! I am so in!"

"Um, Alice, Leah and I aren't really famous. I mean, her whining is. Hey! That hurt"

"Shut it Seth. Why should we?"

"Alice dear, we aren't famous!"

"Alice, I can't take that much time off of work!"

A sharp whistle rang out across the room.

"ENOUGH! Edward, you will be in the same building and able to read Bella's partner's mind. We will make sure she is paired up with a gay one. Jazzy, you will do great! You can always calm the room down. Think about how happy you can make the judges with your performance. Even Len will love you! Rose, think of all the costumes and shoes we can design and wear for this. We will be the best dressed contestants ever! And Bella, you are a vampire, which means you are graceful! Seth, Jazzy can forge something. Leah, this might be your opportunity to meet your dream guy. Jake, you should probably wear a shirt so that Carrie Ann doesn't pass out! Carlisle, think of the publicity that this could be for a charity such as St. Jude's." Alice addressed the concerns.

"But, Alice. We still are not famous, so we don't even qualify for the show." Esme stated again.

"Yes we are. It will just take some creativity. Emmett can claim to be a world class wrestler, Jazzy is an actor, Edward is a composer or musician, Bella is an author, Rose and I are designers or models, Carlisle is a world renowned surgeon, and you are a famous architect. I have already seen Jasper forging the papers to prove that Seth is a famous chef, and Leah is a therapist, who LOVES to listen to other people's problems. And Jake looks remarkably similar to that guy in the porn film with Paris Hilton. " Alice explained as Jasper and I started cracking up.

"Really, Alice, you make my boyfriend a porn star? You couldn't say martial artist or something?" Renesme asked.

"Nessie, I think Jake can pull off the smarmy role quite well." Edward stated as his daughter harrumphed.

"Well, since everyone seems to be in agreement, I will agree to this only for charity. If any of us win, the money goes to a charity as voted on by the family. Oh, Alice, shopping is not a charity either!" Carlisle consented, "BUT, we are going to have to be very careful to not injure our human partners or expose ourselves. And if anyone, Emmett, does something stupid, they will deal with me. Understand?"

"Yes, Carlisle," we replied.