Demonic Propositions – Daily Life
"…" Speech
"…" Kyuubi speech
"…" thought
"…" JUTSU
Summary of Last Chapter: Last time we left the blond duo, they had gotten additional seals so that they would not lose control of their inner demons and become mentally deranged…
Present time – First Year at the Academy
Kimiko sat in the kitchen that morning after she finished her daily routine. She pondered on how she could get Inochi to let willingly let her bring Naruto in to eat.
"Damn, after seeing how restaurants treat Naruto, I think I should invite him for dinner…I mean I'm pretty sure eating ramen every single day isn't good for you…"
As Inochi walked down the stairs after his shower, she remembered something that happened about two months ago…
"Inochi, honey, remember how you said you owed me a favor of any proportions if I didn't kick your sorry ass for defending Jiraya?"
"Uhh…yes dear," Inochi started out saying uneasily, "what did you have in mind?"
"Well I was thinking, since Ino-chan and Naruto-kun are basically bounded for life, why don't we just let him live here? Then he'll be closer to Ino to bond, and then I can take care of him, and an additional factor that I can keep track of their demonic progress easier," Kimiko stated nonchalantly as she was making breakfast.
"WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS? I DON'T WANT THAT KID IN OUR HOUSE MOLESTING MY DAUGHTER EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!"
Kimiko started reaching for a bottle, with the words "SuperLAX – Explosive Diarrhea," on it as she sweetly said, "Are you SURE honey?"
Inochi could feel chills run up and down his spine as he remembered the last time she had said those words, in that tone. He could remember that the whole day all his eyes could see were heavily clothed beautiful girls and naked men. He hated the fact that the Genjutsu that she preformed required a Kage-level chakra to be dispelled. He quickly recovered from the image and frantically said, "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! WHATEVER YOU WANT! Just don't perform that jutsu on me!"
"I'm glad you changed your mind, although I wouldn't have used that on you because I need you perfectly wide awake and not avoiding eye contact with Naruto-kun. By the way, I'm going to ask him to move in tonight. I already told Ino-chan to tell Naruto-kun to come over for dinner. This will be a surprise for both of them." Kimiko grinned evilly.
That day during lunch at the academy…
"NARUTO EAT SLOWER! That's disgusting" Ino yelled with a disfigured look of disgust.
As Naruto looked up from his bento that was prepared by the matriarch of the Yamanaka clan small grains of rice littered his face, mostly concentrated around his mouth. With his mouth stuffed with food, he muttered an almost undistinguishable "What?"
"Ugh…what am I gonna do about you?" Ino said to herself. "Swallow your food already and wipe your face!"
Naruto quickly did what he was told to do and looked up at Ino.
Shikamaru looked at the two blonds and just thought, "Troublesome blondes…"
"Ok," said the female blonde, "you're gonna eat dinner at my house tonight."
"Why? I want to eat ramen!" Naruto whined.
Ino smacked the boy in the head and said, "'Cause I say so! And because kaa-san wants me to bring you."
"Fine" Naruto said as he knew if Ino's mother was in on it, he was defeated.
-RINGG-
The young kids walked towards the academy.
"Naruto, you better not run away after school… If you do I'll hunt you down and shove my foot up your sorry ass"
Naruto could only sigh as he awaited the rest of his long day.
Nothing really occurred the rest of that day except a few pranks here and there by the dynamic blonde duo. The two apparently switched the chalk with a homemade blend laced with gunpowder. They lit the chalk on fire with a concealed explosive note that was set to go off moments before the bell rang. They stuck two other explosive notes on the erasers that would go off about ten minutes after school ended…
Naruto had started walking on his toes, inching his way past the door and towards the gates. "Doing good so far…" he thought as he was getting closer and closer to the gate. He started crawling as he reached the portion of the gate where the bushes would no longer cover him. He glanced up momentarily and saw the back of his blonde companion standing and talking with Chouji. When he reached the gate and got his right foot right over the threshold, he was lurked suddenly by the ear. Naruto looked towards Chouji and Ino, and as he was getting dragged past them, the image of Ino was replaced with an image of Shikamaru with small clouds of smoke dissipating.
"WHAT! Shikamaru, you betrayed me!"
"Sorry, Naruto, Ino said she wasn't going to bother me for a week if I helped her out."
"And she said she would give me five bags of chips, one for each day!" Chouji quipped moments later.
"YOU TRAITORS!"
Naruto suddenly had his other ear yanked, which resulted to being face to face with a menacing looking Ino.
"NARUTO!" She shook him repetitively and his head stretched repetitively "I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR SORRY ASS UNTIL YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD!"
Naruto looked at her with large white eyes in fear of what she might do.
"After dinner" she said sweetly with a mischievous smirk, and added, "of course."
-BOOM-
An explosion happened behind them as a very crisp looking Mizuki and a slightly burned Iruka coming out of the building, smoke following close behind.
"NARUTO! AND YOU TOO INO!" Iruka yelled out as he staggered towards the two young students.
"Hahahahaha, SUCKERS!" Both of the blondes yelled as they both stuck their tongues out at the two teachers.
"Naruto, lets go!"
And with that Ino grabbed Naruto by the ear again and ran off to her house, Naruto flailing about like a flag in the wind.
As they got closer to the Yamanaka complex, Ino slowed down enough for Naruto to get some footing. Soon they could smell the delicious food being prepared by Ino's mother.
As they walked towards the house, Ino quickly grabbed Naruto's hand. Both their faces flushed red but both accepted this. They walked closer and closer to the door, as they walked up each step they slowly let go of each other's hands and turned their heads towards each other as Ino began to open the door. They both walked into the warm house.
"Wake up Naru-kun!"
Naruto groggily rubbed his eyes from his room as he heard the motherly voice from below. It's been almost a year since he moved into the Yamanaka house.
Naruto walked down the stairs and sat down at the the table.
"G'morning Kimiko-san, G'morning Inochi-san. Thank you for the food" Naruto slurred as he began to eat.
"Good morning Naru-kun!"
"Hrrn!" was all Inochi could say as he gave him a glare, and then went back to reading the newspaper in his hand.
"INO! COME DOWN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!" the matriarch of the family yelled.
"Cominng!" Ino said as she walked down the stairs, "Man, I love snuggling up to Naru-kun. It gives me the best rest ever!"
Naruto looked up with wide eyes at Inochi who deepened his glare from behind the newspaper.
"N-no-" Naruto stuttered as he waved his hands trying to dismiss Inochi's growing rage.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YO-"
Inochi's assault was cut short as Kimiko flattened him into the ground using just a frying pan, and muttered, "dammit Inochi, now I have to buy another one? They always wonder how I go through these so quickly…"
Ino just glanced at the chaos that she caused and grabbed the toast from the table, gave Inochi and Kimiko a peck on the cheek and grabbed Naruto and bolted.
"Thanks for the food mom! Bye! We're off to school!"
"Ino, you're getting too good at pranking…"
"I know" Ino gave Naruto a cheshire grin, "but you like it"
Things over time became routine for Naruto as he got adapted into the Yamanaka household, sure he still got glares from all over the village from the adults, but as did Ino, and now they weren't alone, they had each other.
Next: Time Skip to graduation
A/N: Sorry but I might not update this as quickly as you might want. We'll see…but sorry for the late update and whatnot