Author's Notes: Requested Team Gai drabble.

Cotton Candy

The three of them had been together for a long time, so long that they had seen each other do some pretty ridiculous things. Tenten had been sure, up until about three minutes ago, that she had seen everything.

She was wrong.

"What is he doing?" she murmured aloud. Drawn by her voice, Neji turned his head slightly, one eyebrow rising as his gaze fell upon their other teammate. He snorted.

"Being an idiot."

Yards away, lying on his stomach in the grass, hands propping up his head, Lee stared into the distance happily.

"Cotton candy pink," he said with a sigh, "The perfect color."

Tenten felt herself twitch. "He's daydreaming about that Sakura girl again." Without looking, she reached over and picked up a rock to fling at his head. As with everything she threw, it hit its mark dead on. "Lee! Get a grip!"

Lee rubbed his head, confused. "But you really would look good in pink spandex. You could have an outfit just like mine! And Neji, yours would be blue, and together the three of us would blind our fellow ninja with the burning rays of our determination and-"

Neji had thrown a rock as well.

His was just much larger.

The End.