Nearly just two hours afterwards, J-Man and Glow had made a camp fire from some of the loose wood from the cruise, and they are roasting Good Burgers on them.
J-Man: "Man, if only there were grapes, so I could become grape nosed-boy. Bloopity... bloopity."
Glow said nothing, and edged herself away from J-Man.
J-Man sighed: "Listen, I still love you. You are the only one that I feel is that right one. I'm not bullshitting, I'm serious."
Glow looks up at him: "I don't think I can ever look at you the same way again."
J-Man: "Give be a chance, I'm practically begging."
J-Man got on his knees and started mimicking a praying mantis.
Glow: "Hm. Fine, put you have to prove yourself."
J-Man: "Sure, how?"
Glow chuckled: "Like I'm going to tell you"
Glow started eating her burger, then J-Man sighed in exasperation started doing to same. It turned out that his burger was way too hot, so he jumped into the water and started drinking it. Glow laughed at this.
J-Man growled under his breath: "Nice, this reminds me of the time when Osama Bin Laden used me as a shield during his final shoot out."
Glow finished laughing, and then started to eat her burger again. J-Man walked back to the shore and started to try and think of something to get her back. He walked around while trying to think, when suddenly, he sees something shiny in the sand. J-Man looked more closely at it and sees that it looks like a small pearl. He then decides to pick it up from the sand and walks over to Glow to give it to her.
J-Man reaches the item out to her and says kindly: "For you, my darling."
Glow looks up in a "really?" look, which immediately turned to a "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!" look, followed by screams: "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? FOLLOW IN CHARLES MANSON'S FOOT-STEPS!"
J-Man gets out of his little trance and looks to see that what he has in his hand is a broken glass bottle. He immediately through the glass up in the air, and then it falls and slashed through his butt cheeks. J-Man clenched his teeth at this.
J-Man then says while still clenching: "Perfecto, this reminds me of the time when Charlton Heston nearly shot my balls off with his rifle."
Glow runs father away from J-Man, and then he slapped his face with his hand. We cut into when it is midnight. Glow is snoozing, but J-Man is still awake, feeling really, very bad.
J-Man starts to look up into the sky, and then starts to pray: "Hey, I know I'm not really the most religious guy, but I'm not sure how to approach this. If there is anything that you can do, just plain do it! K?"
Suddenly, one of the stars shined very brightly. J-Man is surprised, thinking that someone out there actually responded to him. The star starts to get brighter and brighter,until suddenly, the star turns out to actually be a mini asteroid the conks J on the head.
He then rubbed his head and mumbled angrily: "This remind me of the time when the Beatles tried to reform and wanted me to replace Lennon because he got shot by that Chapman dude. Suddenly, Yoko Ono came up and orgasmed marijuana all over me, which caused me to quit."
