Day 18, J-Man has finally finishes his own house, exhausted beyond any possible belief. He lays down onto the sandy ground, with sweat all over his head and his long, blonde, grunge hair. Glow, however, is just laying on a towel, getting a tan. She is also eating Kentuckey Fried Chicken while J-Man is just acting like a hose.
J-Man, with nothing left to officially do, then gets an idea: "You know, we never actually gone into this jungle here. Makes me wonder..."
J-Man got off his behind and started to walk into the jungle.
He then stopped and said: "Yo, Glow-drian, I am going to find out if there are any any civilizations in this island that could help us out."
Glow replied with a barely audible and seemingly oblivious: "Have fun."
J-Man sighed at this response and asked: "Not even a a little 'don't fall in a hole'?"
Glow says nothing. J-Man then gets a depressing feeling in his stomach, but decides to strive on. He walks into the jungle for the first time. It is almost like the Jolly Green Giant made a mess to say the least. He just wanders around, following the thing the looks like the closest thing to a path he can see. J-Man then starts to sneeze. Apparently, whatever is in the air of the jungle, he is allergic to.
He keeps on uncontrollably sneezing: "Double Mother-Flap-Dickz, I really hope I find something useful!"
J-Man tries his best to make the best of these reactions. Suddenly, he slips on an old, mossy vine. This causes him to fall down face first into mud. He now looks like Clayface of the Batman fame.
J-Man then suddenly yells out: "FOR FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKTARDED FUCKERS FUCK SAKE! CAN ANYTHING GO RIGHT?"
J-Man gets a much deeer depressing feeling. He gets on his feet again, and attempts to wipe himself off as best as he can. With all of the mud all over him now, he can't see a dang thing. Once he wiped his eyes, he saw that everthing seems... misty. It is all white around him.
He thinks: "What the hell? Did the mud fuck up my brain?"
J-Man tries to walk the other direction, but for some reason, he feels drawn to this pure, white mist. It gives him more of a serene and peaceful feeling, almost to the point where he starts to think about wearing tie-dyed shirts and peace symbol necklaces. J-Man continues to go deeper into this mist as it gets thicker and thicker. Finally, the mist clears up, and he starts to see what looks to be an oasis. He marvels at this breath-taking site, but then immediately slaps himself.
J-Man thinks: "Get it together, this cannot be infront of me, I have to be seeing things."
J-Man then picks up a stick that is laying on the ground and throws it into the oasis. Nothing responds, so J-Man then picks up another stick and this time, hold it into the water. When he takes it out, it is exactly the same stick, just a little wet. J-Man then proceeds to slowly lower himself into the water, and it felt refreshing. J-Man knows enough to not to attempt to drink the water, believing that something bad could happen if he did. J-Man starts to relax in this oasis, when suddenly, he his giggles. He smacks the water out of his ears and starts to listen more closely. He hears more giggles, to which he begins to wonder if this is, again, a real thing, or some mind trip.
J-Man calls out: "Hello? Anyone there?"
Not only does no one respond to this, but the giggling continues to get louder.
J-Man tries again: "I SAID 'IS ANYONE THERE?' !"
Still no answer.
J-Man then starts to think: "What is this, laughing gas? Are Ceasar Romaro, Mark Hamill, Jack Nicholson, and Heath Ledger on this island somehow?"
J-Man goes around a rock, where the laughing is coming from, and when he turns his head to the right, a person falls towards him. J-Man winces as a reaction, but then notices that he felt nothing. He then sees the same man just sitting right infront of him, giggling.
J-Man reached to touch the man's shoulder and asks: "Are you OK?"
When J-Man reaches the shoulder, his hand goes right through it. This person is almost like a hologram. J-Man is shocked about this, and then gets shocked even more when the person tirned around, and it is revealed to be... J-Man, except completely naked. Gimage of Glow ten walks over to the image of J-Man, and she is also completely nude. This shocks the real J-Man so much that he almost passes out.
The image of Glow then asks the image of J-Man: "What's wrong?"
The image of J-Man responds: "I thought I felt something odd. Maybe the water is a little different in this part."
The image of Glow then giggles: "Oh, you silly boy."
The image of Glow then picks up the image of J-Man and then they begin to make out by use of french kisses. The real J-Man, while creeped out by this, has an inner feeling inside his gut that he wished that this was what he was doing with Glow right now, but a crack appeared in the relationship. The real J-Man then shedded a tear. He then closed his eyes and wiped it off, but then the images disappeared when he opened them.
J-Man is surprised by this, and then hears a scream: "HEY!"
J-Man turns around to see Glow watching him,
He asks: "Glow? Is that really you?"
Glow replied: "Of course it's me, dumbass."
J-Man then asked: "What are you doing over here?"
Glow then replied while tripping over her sentence somewhat: "I, er say- I mean, heard you- No wait! I just came to see if I could find some water because we're running out of water bottles."
Glow then proceeded to drink the water. J-Man tried to stop her, but he was too late. Fortunately, the water does not affect Glow.
She then queried: "Well, the was wonderful."
She then looked angrily at J-Man: "Now you go back. Someone has got to make sure that the signal fire is working."
J-Man then proceeds to walk back to the camp, but then as he walks past Glow, he notices a subtle "I'm glad you're OK" look on Glow. This makes him more hopeful for the future.
