For Black Cadillacs

Quick and Clever Spy Plays with Fire

I sat around the base, not really finding anything to do. Life was pretty boring here at the bases, we didn't really have much to do on our days off. I heard that annoying voice coming from down the hall, that stupid Scout. He was always singing, it drives me crazy! I decided to teach that Scout a lesson, just to make him embarrassed.

He would always close the door and hide in the shower when he sang, so this would be the biggest embarrassment he would experience yet. I found my watch and made careful, quiet moves. I pushed the door to his shower open and stuck a tape recorder by the shower. I sat motionless in the corner, hoping that my watch didn't run out of power.

Scout struck the last chord and as he wrapped a towel around himself I jumped out, yelled "Surprise!" and grabbed the tape recorder. I dashed out of the room laughing while I heard him yelling, "You're dead meat Ray! Ya hear me? DEAD MEAT!" I kept running until I made it to the other side of the base. I rested for a bit, but then I saw the shadow of the ever grumpy Soldier.

"I know it's your day off maggot, but I want you to sneak over to that RED base and get their intelligence!" I got to my feet and tried to explain that stealing the information on days off was against the rules, he covered my mouth with his hand and said, "You will get it now Ray. Move out." I grumbled and got out my disguise kit and switched to the RED Pyro.

I walked into the other base through the underground tubes of 2Fort. I managed to "get rid of" that pesky Engineer that always seemed to be waiting for me. After dragging him to the nearest closet, I wandered through the base, muttering hello's to all of the people passing by. I walked downstairs and found my ways through the hallways, which seemed really similar to the BLU ones, and saw that desk with the briefcase. I smiled as I reached for it but suddenly blanked out after feeling something really hard hit my head.

* Five Hours Later*

I woke up to a killer headache and a dark room. I tried to get my surroundings, but due to the lack of light, it was completely impossible. I heard something rustling around behind me and I panicked. I tried to get up, but I found myself tied to a chair. A light clicked on over my head and I closed my eyes at the sudden intrusion of light. "Well well well, a stinkin' spy caught out after hours. How stupid." I opened my eyes up to see the RED Soldier looming over me, accompanied by the Scout.

I was given harsh questioning for another five hours, also enduring harsh torture treatments. The pair finally gave up and said to an unknown figure outside the door, "She's all yours, have fun." I didn't know what was going to happen, so I tried to think of every kind of defensive maneuver I could do tied to a chair. None popped up, so I made an audible gulp and hoped for the best.

I heard the door creak open and I shut my eyes tight, not wanting to see what was coming in. I heard a muffled voice and opened my eyes. I was face to face with a gas mask and pulled back a little with a short yelp. The figure, which I determined to be the RED Pyro. I grumbled under my own breath, "Do what you want, I'm not giving you anything."

"Well, that's great!" I gasped, able to hear the voice from behind the mask, and I was surprised to hear the feminine voice. The Pyro turned around and I saw her smiling at me. I never knew the Pyro was a girl, which made me then think about out Pyro, but my mind snapped back to the present when the Pyro began taking off my glasses and hat. I didn't have a mask, so I didn't have to worry about her messing up my hair, but she started to take off her jumpsuit to reveal really short shorts and a tight tank top.

I gasped as she hugged me, her warm flesh pressing on my cold flesh. I frowned a bit as she pulled away, half from the sadness of her leaving me and half of the anger from her just tying me up and keeping me in a bad position. She began to undo my tie and jacket, and I really wished I had the use of my hands right now.

She smiled as she hovered over me, but I was beginning to think like the cunning Spy I was. "Hey, if you really want to have fun, you'll have to untie me." I saw her look a little hesitant, but she went behind me and untied the rope. I jumped up and drew my knife after slamming her into the wall. I smirked at her and said, "Not so courageous now are you?" At that point, I heard what sounded like a whimper come from the Pyro. I felt a little bad for taking advantage of her, but the minute I started to let up my grip, I was flipped over so my back was on the wall and she was on top. I growled at her, not really wanting (but actually denying myself what I wanted) and staring into her crystal blue eyes.

She leaned in and gave me a long and passionate kiss. My eyes flew wide open at the contact, but I soon melted into the kiss. I leaned into her kiss and tried to take control. I'm a Spy, French, I'm supposed to be the best at love. I pushed my tongue right into her mouth and made her shiver with delight. She pulled away and I smirked at her while she blushed a deep shade of red. I then hear her say "Soldier said I can keep you as a "prisoner of war" as long as I want…" I smiled and leaned in to another kiss and said, "Then you better tie me back up again, I'm sure this will be an awfully interesting war."