A/N:This was posted on 7/10/11. Why am I saying this? Well, you'll find out when you read this chapter.

J-Man decides to sleep next to the remains of the cruise ship from earlier. He pondered his relationship with Glow thinking that maybe it just was not meant to be. J then attempts to rest up for the night. He gets up in the next morning, and decides to check out Glow to see how she is doing. When J-Man gets back to the huts however, he notices that Glow is nowhere to be seen. He begins to frantically look around the beach, but sees no sign of her. After looking just a little bit longer, he notices that there looks like there was a struggle. J-Man says to himself "Oh my Gods! Did those tribal people find her?"

J-Man then noticed that there are sneaker prints walking away fron the struggle, which he then thought "Sneakers? Tribal men make- Wait... It- It can't be."

J-Man immediately beings to run through the sand while following the tracks. After about 2 minutes, he comes across a house in the middle of the sand. J-Man then thinks "Pigsty that looks like the construction workers forgot to demolish it? Yep, my wish has come true... In the most fucking horrible way imaginable."

J-Man begins to hear a slight muffled noise coming from the house. He knows it's a death trap to walk into the house, so he decides to walk around the house and follows the muffled noise from outside. J-Man manages to find a window that shows where the muffled noise is coming from: Gloweh. J-Man is in shock to see her in bondage, struggling to get out of the chair she's strapped down to. A show of foot steps is then heard and J-Man is forced to hide under the window. A man then walks through the door and proceeds to Gloweh. This man says "Are you gooing to stop screaming now?"

Glow nods a yes and then the man takes the bondage off her mouth, but then Glow starts screaming "HELP! HELP ME!"

The man then slaps Glow across the face, causing blood to come out of her nose and mouth. J-Man is cringing at the sounds of it. The man then puts the bondage back onto Glow's mouth and says "You better stop screaming when I come back, or ELSE!"

The man leaves to feces infested room, and Glow attempts to free herself from the chair once again. J-Man then carefully and quietly climbs through the window and proceeds to walk as sneakingly as possible to Glow. She sees J and is astonished. J-Man put a "shush" sign to Glow and then unties her from the chair. Glow then whispers angrily "Chris-Chan? Christian Weston Chandler? You wished his entire house to be on this island?"

J-Man responded while blushing in embarrassment "Er, yes."

Glow then asks while standing up from the seat "How could you do that? How did this come in your mind?"

J-Man responded "Well, I figured that you might have wanted to go on a Chandler killing spree, so I wished for them to be here so that we could proceed with that."

Glow replies with a little understanding "Oh... Well, I've always wanted to do that."

J-Man replies "I know."

Glow then gets her voice volume increasing higher without realizing it and says "You should have just told me, though. That way, I would have been on my guard. I mean, the fucktard jumped me in the middle of the night and I could do nothing about it!"

J-Man retorted, also with him unaware of his voice volume getting increasingly higher "Well, maybe if you weren;t so harsh to me last night, I would have been there to protect you!"

Glow rebounded "Yeah right! He would have raped you! It would have been easier if you had just wished us home!"

J-Man replied "I was trying to do that thing in finding something you liked!"

Glow then screamed "WELL, THIS WASN'T IT, AND GETTING US HOME WASN'T IT EITHER, ASSHOLE!"

Glow just realized what she said and started mumbling and stuttering"I- I- I- meant- I-"

J-man is surprised about what she said and responded "Getting off the island was not what you wanted either? Then wha-"

Just then, an older man slamed the door open, making J and Glow jump back in fright. Once the older man walks through the door, and menacingly asks "What are you damn trespassers doing in my damn house?"

J-Man and Glow scream "IT'S THE INTERNET LUMBERJACK!"

The two then attempt to run out through the window, but the Internet Lumberjack managed to get infront of the two and swing his axe at them. The axe barely misses the duo and they attempt to run out of the room to the main door. Just when they get close, they trip over a obese woman, just laying on the floor sleeping. The trip knocked their noggins on the floor, and everything seemed hazy for a minute. Once their eyes were normal again, they see the Internet Lumberjack looming over them, ready to swing his axe once more. J-Man tries to reason with him "Listen, Bob- That's your name, right? Anyways, we really mewant no harm-"

Glow interrupts "Yeah, except we really wanted to see your pathetic family die."

J-Man sarcastically says "Thanks, Glow. That was really helpful."

Bob then begins to swing the axe downwards, but it only cuts a locke of J and Glow's hair. They see the piece of their hair and both get demonic looking while saying "People like our hair. DON'T MESS OUR HAIR!"

Bob attempts yet another axe swing, but J and Glow grab the handle and make it swing right into Bob's cock and nards, making him scream "BLOODY MURDER!"

J-man and Glow then pushes the axe further, causing it to slice in half upwards through Bob's body, killing him. After getting the tate of blood in their mouths, J-Man and Glow move on to the obese sleeping lady. J-Man kicks her in the stomach, but the blbber was so squishy, that his right leg bounced backwards and go up J's anus, making him scream "MOTHER-FUCKING NIGGA CUNT FAGGOT!"

The obese woman barely wakes and sleepily mumbling asks "What assery is this?"

Glow replies while pulling J-Man's leg out of his ass "Well, simple Babera, orI should say Snorlax. We are hear to take you down."

Barbera asks "Where? Hollywood?"

J-Man angrily replies "No, fuck no!"

Glow then forces Barbera's mouth open and J-Man punches right through it, splutting out the back of her head. J-Man then continues "To HELL!" and makes his fist lift through the remaining skull and brains of Barbera, making them fly all over the house.

After this happens, another man, not Chris-Chan, walks out of the closet and J-Man and Glow step back in surprise. The man says "Do not be frightened. I am actually more intelligent than my... ugh... family."

J-Man and Glow start to put their guard down as the man takes out a lighter and cigeratte, and places the cigeratte in his mouth while trying to put the lighter on. He continues "I am Cole Smitty reviewer of films and... ugh... half-brother(he cringes while admitting this) of Chris-Chan. I was planning to kill these guys myself, but you two have done good work so far. The world would be proud of you."

J-Man and Glow seem to start to return to sanity in seeing that there still seems to be hope, but just when Cole finally get his lighter on, he says "Oh, and Toy Story 3 was the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen. Worst than Manos, Garbage Pail Kids, and Baby Geniuses 1 & 2."

J-Man and Glow demonically scream "WHAT?" and jump onto Cole, causing the lighter to be launched into the colossal body of the headless Barbera.

J-man and Glow start to tear Cole's body apart with their mouths, while screaming "HOW COULD YOU! THAT WAS THE BEST SHIT EVER! THOSE TOYS MAKE US CRY AND ORGASM!"

Cole is now torn apart, all blood, guts, bone, and molecules spread around the floor. Suddenly, Chris-Chan walks into tha carnage and sees his dead family, with J-Man and Glow all cover with blood, skin, and foam as if they were rabbid animals. Chris-Chan screamed "HOW COULD YOU? MY FAMILY, TORN APRT BECAUSE OF YOU! WHY?"

J-Man and Glow satanically replied "Because you are the most retarded piece of shit mistake on the Earth. Real autistic people are smarter than, and therefore, deserve nights in bed with Tara Strong, Andrea Libman, Ashleigh Ball, and Tabitha ST. Germain."

Chris then gets raging mad, and screams "OH YEAH, WELL PUT 'EM UP, I'M NOT SCARED-"

Suddenly, J-Man and Glow regain sanity when they start sniffing a weird smell, to which they ask "Did you smell that?"

Chris suddenly changes from ferious to curious, replying "Yeah, I do."

After a quick search around the room, J-Man and Glow realize that the smell is coming from the body of Barbera, which is getting red hot and makng the sound of whistling. The duo look at eachother, and then dash straight out the door. Chris sees the change in Barbera's body and tearfully says "You're alive! I knew you wouldn't-"

The house explodes. J-Man and Glow barely escape the fires and rubble. After avoiding those obstacles, they fall over and the sand, laughing hard. They continued to laugh while saying thing like "That was fun!" and "She just went boom!"

After a little bit, J-Man suddenly frenched Glow on the mouth. He immediately took his lips off of hers, and appologizes "I'm sorry, I don't know wh-"

Glow then frenches J-Man on the lips, making him shocked. After she finished, she says "You found it."

J aks "Found what?"

Glow explains "What I wanted."