Cowboy Funk
- Chapter Three -
Disclaimer: I do not own Cowboy Bebop or any CB characters. I do, however, own my OC (Kitana Wynne). Credit for the title goes to the creators of CB.
3rd person Point of View
Andy helped Kitana off of the horse as he continued on to meet Spike and Jet. Kitana picked up the hem of her dress and rushed towards Faye.
"Faye! I'm so glad to see you-you look great in that dress, by the way!"
Leave it to Kitana to get distracted. She smiled and regained her breath.
Faye grinned, "You look gorgeous, too. That dress is really nice and expensive looking. Please tell me you didn't spend our money on it."
Leave it to Faye to worry about money. Kitana shook her head and giggled.
"Andy let me borrow it. He's the one who invited me to come, and he's my escort."
Kitana put her hands behind her back and blushed. Faye choked on her drink and spit some of it out.
"Andy did what? Kitana, I don't think you understand that Andy is not the type of guy that you need to be messing around with."
This time Kitana choked on her drink.
"Messing around? Oh, god no, Faye! Though, I'll admit that he's a total hunk." Her smile fell as she realized that Faye was getting the wrong idea.
"What do you mean, though?" She asked Faye questioningly.
"He is way too much like Spike! Though, Andy is a bit more of an eccentric moron."
Kitana chuckled, "Oh, really now, Faye?" Faye nodded and pointed somewhere behind Kitana.
Kitana sighed and turned around to see Andy pull a gun on Jet and accuse him of being the teddy bomber.
"Ah, yeah, I see what you mean..."
Jet drew back with a puzzled look on his face. Kitana was about to walk over to Andy when he pulled a gun on Spike and accused him of being the teddy bomber.
"God, this guy is a total idiot," Kitana said to Faye as they both sipped their drinks.
"Are you brain dead or what?"
Spike yelled at Andy, "We met each other yesterday!"
Andy pondered this.
"Hmm. I don't recollect."
Kitana smacked her forehead, "Oh, dear…"
A waiter approached Andy and started talking to him.
"Um, excuse me, sir. Horses aren't allowed in here, and it's quite disturbing to our customers."
"Ah! But my Onyx is no ordinary steed. She's a good compadre who eases my mind and plays a decent game of chess," Andy said with a serious look on his face.
Kitana snickered and then completely lost her cool in front of everyone. She busted up laughing and didn't stop for about two minutes.
"Um, Kitana? Why are you laughing?" Faye asked quietly.
Kitana fought for air as she tried to calm herself down.
"I was crushing on a total nut job! Can you believe that?"
As Spike yelled at Andy, and Jet fought to calm him down, the Teddy Bomber started to get really ticked off.
"If it's one thing I hate, it's being ignored!" Everyone turned around as he clicked the little red button of doom.
An explosion sent the room into utter chaos as people ran around screaming and trying to escape. Six more explosions erupted through the building as the Teddy Bomber ran into the first open elevator.
"What is with this guy?"
Andy and Faye ran into the next elevator while Spike high-tailed it to the stairwell.
Kitana dashed after him, but leaned against the wall and took off her heels before attempting to run up the stairs.
She tripped on her dress, which she ripped off and threw off to the side.
Good thing she wore an undershirt and some shorts under it, otherwise this situation would be really awkward now.
Kitana continued to close in on Spike as she hooved it up with the stairs while more explosions rocked the building.
Once she got on the roof, she noticed Spike climbing into his ship.
"Spike! Wait for me!" She screamed.
After dashing across the roof, she climbed into Spike's lap.
"Hey there, stranger. How's it going?" Kitana jokingly asked as she settled comfortably in Spike's lap.
"Spike, you can start the ship now…"
He laughed and started it up.
As they flew through the city, Kitana reassured Spike repeatedly that Andy didn't molest her after he had saved her.
"I woke up on his couch with all my clothes on. I promise."
They flew through the market center and chased after Andy. Spike opened fire on him, but Kitana quickly took the controls.
"Spike, you can't do that! You're going to hurt innocent people, and Faye! Faye is on the back of Andy's horse!"
Spike shook his head, "That damn woman. Always getting into trouble, kind of like you."
Kitana grinned, "Aw, shucks, Spike. That sounds like a compliment. Let's hope my sarcasm doesn't overheat this ship."
Spike continued on, gunning the ship almost to top speed. From the ship, Kitana saw Andy take out a gun and begin firing at them.
"Shit, Spike. Dodge it!"
"That's what I plan on doing!" He retorted as he maneuvered the ship around a building. Kitana noticed that all the while they were ignoring the Teddy Bomber. This had become strictly a competition between cowboys.
A space cowboy and an idiot cowboy.