Special Thanks to:
Pathagen, fullmoon123 for adding me to your favorite stories ~holds out cookies~ You guys take as many as you want.
EXTRA SPECIAL THANKS TO:
JESS MY LOVING BITCH/SLAVE cuz without her this would have NEVER been started.
Max: ~dances around~ I am so proud of myself i wrote basically a whole chapter in one night. Once I got pass my writers block. NOW Naru so the disclaimer while i begin to work on my outline.
Naruto: Can i have a cookie?
Max: ~nods~ since your nicer to me then Sassy is
Sasuke: ~far away~ FUCK YOU, YOUR THE ONE DESTORYING MY UCHIHA-ness
Naruto: Max doesn't own me, Fall Out Boy, Creature Feature, and our 3Oh!3
Max: I never realized how much room and space mine and Sassy's yelling takes up.
Naruto: Why can't you two get along.
Max:Siblings and we have our moments which you should see sometime
Chapter 6: I don't care
Sassy's Pov (Sasuke: Max one day I will KILL you, fuck killing Itachi I'm going to get YOU FIRST)
I woke up and stretched, rubbing my hand lightly against my stomach. I looked at my alarm clock and saw I had about an hour before I had to get ready for school. I decided to log onto my account
~Ravens_Master is online~
Fox_Ramen_Luver: Sup Teme so hows tht boi of urz doin or u haven't asked him out yet
Ravens_Master: I am actually feeling amazing, and you? I have asked him out and he said yes, well we kissed then I claimed him as mine but, details.
Fox_Ramen_Luver: I am good wanna hear more bout this person so tell me
Ravens_Master: I will start by his looks. He has eyes that make me want to drown in them for eternity. His hair makes the Sun look dull and they are so cute because of how messy they are. His smile makes me swoon and sigh happily. He has the most adorable little whisker marks on his cheek that remind me of a little Kitsune. Then there is his personality, he can make anyone smile. He is so caring and sweet but, he is a little naïve. I just want to hold him in my arms for all eternity. His heart is my favorite part of him because he is just so. I guess there are no words to describe him perfectly. I love him so much in fact I need to get ready so I can see his beautiful face again. Goodbye, I will try to get on more.
~Ravens_Master is offline~
(A/S N: Ok I felt totally weird writing that and I give all credit to the Cuppy Cake song cuz it helped so much Sas: O.O U MADE ME A TOTAL PUSSY THAT'S IT YOU ARE SO DEAD)
Naru's Pov.
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL. He is that open with a complete stranger but not me. God damnit, fuck you all to hell Fox_Ramen_Luver you can go burn in hell. I glared at the computer screen then realized that I was jealous of myself. I began beating my head against the desk but then decided to go get ready for school. I hate Sasuke at times, but I can't help but love him and his teme-ness.
School Sassy's Pov.
I walked into the classroom to see Sai hanging all over MY Naruto AGAIN. I really needed to teach Sai to keep his hands off Uchiha property. I mean wasn't he dating Karin or Sakura one of those bitches that wanted most anything with a dick and money who would treat them like shit. I glared at him and then my cell phone went off.
"I Forever Dream Within A Dream
Of A Certain City In The Sea
As I Walk The Valley Of Unrest
Behind This Mask Of Crimson Death
I Long For A Loss Of Breath
And A Most Dire Predicament
Murders In The Rue Morgue
Silence And Shadow's What I Adore
I Can't Explain Just How It Feels
The Thought Of My Premature Burial
Inside This Oblong Box I Lie
With The Hopes I'll Be Buried Alive"
I looked down to my cell phone to see I had a text from Itachi that said I was in for a surprise. That caught my attention, whenever Itachi said I was in for a surprise bad shiz started to happen anywhere and everywhere you could possibly think of. When I looked up I saw Naruto run towards me and beginning to make the motions to jump on me. Catching him, I spun around and landed a quick peck upon his lips. I loved the dazed look when I did that, made my pride swell up that I was the only one who could make him have that adorable blush upon his cheeks. He looked down and I shifted my shirt so he could more easily read it.
"It's not that I don't like you. I just find you useless." Naruto mumble then looked over my cell phone seeing that it had a text. He read it then texted back 'what?' Normally it would have pissed me off that someone was texting back for me but it was Naruto and I was curious myself.
"Say my name and his in the same breath
I dare you to say they taste the same
Let the leaves fall off in the summer
And let December glow in flames
Brace myself and let go
Start it over again in Mexico
These friends, they don't love you
They just love the hotel suites now
I don't care what you think
As long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery"
I snapped my head towards the door to see my brother and Max walk into the room.
"Aniki, Max, what are you doing here?"
"Sasuke take a seat all will be explained." Itachi started "Class, my name is Uchiha Itachi; you may call me Itachi-Sensei only." He turned around and wrote his name on the board. "This is my fiancé, Max; she will be staying with us because she has the day off. You will treat her respectfully or I will have to punish you. Now, take out your books and open to chapter three." Itachi was wearing a black button up shirt with a pair of black converses and jeans. Max was in a purple t-shirt with 'Yes, I do own an Uchiha. No, I will not share.' In black on it. She also had on a pair of purple Vans and black jeans. They always had a weird thing of matching. I looked over at Naruto and saw that he was shaking slightly. I wonder what that is all about. I will just have to ask him about it later.
~lunch~ (A/S N: Ahhh lunch my fav time of the day where all the weird shiz happens and I get inspiration for this fic 3 you Jess)
I walked into the Lunch Room and sat down besides my wonderful blonde and listen to him go on about how much of a pervert Kakashi-sensei was.
"Sasuke-Kun?" I looked over to the other blonde at the table. "Why don't you ever eat?" Ino asked cocking her head to the side. Choji looked over at me and held out his chip bag. I shook my head and sighed.
"SASUKE-KUN (A/S N: cue scary music)" screamed Sakura and Karin. They came running up and held out a few rice balls. "We made this for you." They smiled and went to go touch me and before I could do something Naruto growled and spoke.
"If Sasuke is going to share food with anyone it will be me or one of his friends and NOT you stupid whorish pig rapers." He turned around and handed me the tomato slices from his salad. I went to go shake my head but he shot me the puppy pout which, sadly, I can not resist. I took a slice from him and munched on it, surprise that it wasn't rotten. I heard two thumps behind me and I smirked slightly. Bye bye pest, hope to NEVER see you again.
"You, know Sasuke, Ino is right you are way too skinny for your own good." I looked over at Temari and glared at her. I turn to Hinata and she nodded slightly, agreeing.
"Ya Sasuke, I know you are rocking the whole emo loner thing but you don't have to starve yourself to death. I guess though it is better than cutting." Kiba added. I looked outside then over to Gaara. He made the surrender sign with is hands. Then and there I decided REVENGE.
DANCE CLASS, Naruto is Italics, Sasuke is bold
"Naruto ready?" He nodded and we heard the opening beats to "Follow me Down."
Take me take me outta here it makes me Feel so, feel so na na nana na
Naruto wrapped his arms around himself and then put his hand over his heart. I watched him, wishing I could, while waiting for my part of the song.
Baby baby here we all crazy
You don't have to worry na na nana na (where too)
Out of this town (With you)
Girl you're moving way too slow
So follow me down (Which way), I'll show you around (Okay)
There's a place we gotta go
So follow me down
I made the loco sign like I was suppose to and that got a few laughs from our views. Then I crouched down while leaning up against him all sexy- like, which was my favorite part of the WHOLE dance. After that I waved my hand out in front of me then put it against his chest. I heard Max let out a wolf whistle, which let me know she was there.
Follow me, follow me
Fa la-la-la-la [x2]
Fa la-la-la-la
Oh Whoa Oh whoa
Oh Whoa Oh whoa
Oh Whoa Oh whoa oh
Fa la-la-la-la
I went to the different places on the stage then turn back around to drag him with me while we were rocking our bodies and my hands were making a come-hither motion.
Dancing, walking clock keeps on talking
They sing, they sing la la-la-la-la
He then did a small little turn and walked around with his finger making a ticking motion.
Gentlemen and ladies, animals and babies
We sing, we sing na na na-na-na
I was forced to bow then make lion rawr face. After that I was made to do like I was holding a baby. We finished the dance completely we grabbed each other's hands and bowed.
We went through the dance with percisition. We were in total sync with each other. It was like he was made to follow me throughout life and dance with me to its rhythm. After we finished our performance the class was silent for a second, then broke out into applauds and cheers. Orochimaru got up and clapped his hands girlishly.
"Sasuke-Kun that was simply fantastic. The way you moved and sung gave new meaning to the word perfection." He smiled at me creepily and was looking at below my face. He moved closer to me then Naruto appeared magically besides me like he could feel my distaste. Was it me, or was the teacher just hitting on me. I shivered and walked over to the rest of my friends where they were congratulating me and Naruto on our performance. When I got over there Max picked me up and swung me around lightly.
"AHHHHH NOW I CAN NOT WAIT TILL OUR DANCE COMPITION IT IS SO GOING TO BE BOSS." She spun around then jumped into Itachi's arms laughing. I felt Lee throw his arm around me with Kiba.
"SASUKE THE YOUTH SHOWN IN YOU BRIGHTLY RIGHT NOW." Lee said with his manly tears running down his face, yes, very manly.
"Sasuke was that a smile, or a smile when you were leaning all up against our little Naru-Chan?" Kiba leered. I sighed and looked over to my little Kitsune who was surrounded by the Girls, as we called them. I wished I could just take Naruto to a far away place and keep him all to myself. I would make sure to feed him, bathe him, and sex him up all day long. I turned and headed towards my angel and after that we headed towards his house. For some reason he did not want to come to my house.
Max: Ahhhhhhhh I thank the Blanket, Chocolate Milkshake from Silver Diner which is the best, to me, EVER, and Jess who healed me from writer's block
Naruto: ~puts on Fox tail and ears n puppy pouts~ If you love the story and me PLZ R&R ESPECIALLY COMMENTS. You can ask anything Max just wants to do this whole explaining questions at the end of the story so she can also give you an idea about what her next story will be. You can also leave request.
Sasuke: ~drooling~
Max: ~shakes head and turns back to studying/writing an outline~