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Dragon77 THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING. I am glad that you think my stoy is promising and I am so sorry that this update is so late but it is for you. I have been sick and i have had mid-terms and projects due.

Max: YAY it is finished ^^

Itachi: ow get your cute ass back into bed your sick

Max: But the fans they want more

Itachi: Bed

Max: Fine but i will try to start having a chapter up every Wednesday ~leaves~

Itachi: Max does not own Naruto Escape the Fate and/or Michael Jackson. She does own the nicknames and I mean ALL of them

Chapter 7: You are so beautiful

Sassy's Pov (A/S: Sas: you wanna die slow or fast?)

Next day after last chapter at lunch

I walked into the lunchroom and sat down in my usual spot, next to Naruto and Neji, smirking for the upcoming events. When I sat next down to my little Naruto, Ino looked over at me and frowned.

"Sasuke, are you ok?"

"Why, yes I am Lemon." I smirked at the newly declared Lemon. I waited for the know response to come from her.

"WHAT?" she screeched.

"From now on you have food nicknames. Would you guys like to know them?" They nodded. "Ok then, Gaara your name is Tomato. Neji is Coconut while Tenten is. Hinata is Grape. Kiba is banana. Kankuro is Apple. Shikamaru is Pineapple. Temari is Peach . Choji is Cantaloupe." I nodded and looked at the confused faces surrounding me. I felt a tug on my shirt sleeve, Naruto was next to me tugging on my shirt.

"Two questions, 1st what is my nickname and 2nd what does your shirt say?" I looked down at him and smiled at his innocence. It really made my kit so adorable. (A/S N: n to think u wont be tapping tht yet S: )

"Well my shirt says ' I wear two mask that is how ninja I am.' and your nickname is whipcream my little Kitsune." I smirked and kissed the top of his head. It was silent for all of three second then, Kiba was laughing, Neji was going purple, the girls were all blushing, Choji and Kankuro was choking on chips, Shikamaru snorted and rolled his eyes, and Gaara was glaring holes into me. Naruto looked around totally confused as to what just occurred.

"You guys alright?" he asked when everything settled now five minutes later. Neji suddenly got up and motioned me to follow him. I decided that I could live my baby alone for that short amount of time. I got up and smiled when Naruto looked at me confused. He just nodded and went back to talking to Kiba. I turned and followed Neji outside.

~Outside the Lunchroom~

Neji turned around facing me. I was kind of thankful for this because he blocked the shining light that came from that god damn sun. (A/SN: Vampire )

"Sasuke are you sure about this?" Neji looked at me directly. I was use to having to read him so I saw the deep concern hiding in his pupiless eyes. I thought about his question, taking my time before I answered. I knew he was worried because the famous Sasuke Uchiha was gay and the simple fact that this was the first time I had shown intrest in anyone. I also knew that his feelings were the ones of a concerned brother, which made me worry what Itachi would do when he found out.

"Yes, I am certain about this." Neji looked deep into my eyes and smiled slightly. He nodded and walked into the Lunchroom.

"They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear
So Beat It, Just Beat It

You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It

They're Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can
Don't Wanna Be A Boy, You Wanna Be A Man
You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, Just Beat It

You Have To Show Them That You're Really Not Scared"

I walked into the room and sat back in my orginal seat, pulling out my phone seeing I had got an E-mail from Max.

To: My Minion

From: The Princess of Night

Hey my little Minion, how are you this fine day. Yes, before you ask, I am at the Uchiha Corps. Itachi went to get us some lunch. How is the little fox doing. I expect an e-mail after you finish reading this unless your sexing up that little blone

Truly Yours.

Max Uchiha, AKA Princess of night

Fiancé of the Devil AKA the Prince of Darkness

Itachi Uchiha

President of Uchiha Corps.

I snickered and saw Naruto looking over my shoulder reading what my dear sister had texted me. He blushed and raised an eyebrow at me. I just shrugged and shook my head. I loved it how I did not have to talk to him for him to understand me. I rolled my eyes at the Princess of Night and the Prince of Darkness/Devil. The people at the office gave her and Itachi those nicknames and they just loved them. I would hate when I became the VP because I would be the Minion of them and whoever worded for me would be something equally weird or disturbing. I could have swore I heard them talking about calling them the Chiclets. I just shook my head and wrote her back.

To: The Bain of my exsistance

From: Your unwilling Minion

I am fine and I hope you are happy that you made my little blush. I hope you know I have more tact then to have sex with him at SCHOOL. I also hope you know you are not the only one to talk. I bet when Itachi gets back from brining food you and him will have sex on his desk so do NOT even talk. If you are not I will wait for a text back

Truly yours,

Sasuke Uchiha AKA Unwilling Minion

Soon to be VP of Uchiha Corps,

Boyfriend of Kitsune

Naruto Uzumaki

~Last Class of the Day Geometry~

I grabbed Naruto's hand and looked out the window. We were in Geometry and Asuma-Sensei told us to do whatever while he was playing Shikamaru in Go. I felt him tighten his grip on my hand then turn to the side to talk to Tomato (GAARA) . I sighed and glanced over to my Koi. He was chattering on about his up-coming birthday party. I glared at my reflection in the window, I had yet to get him something for his birthday. I glanced back over at him. He is so perfect I wanted to get him something from my heart. This was not is average birthday and I wanted him to know my deepest darkest feelings without having to go all mushy-gushy on him. I bit my lip and then suddenly I had a lap full of Fox.

"Teme," Naruto cooed " you are coming to my party right and you are going to let me choose your costumn right?" I blinked surprised at the sudden movement. I looked at him suspiciously and I almost shook my head no but then I got hit with the puppy eyes and pout. (A/S N: I normally can resist but I had a friend who was like Naruto reincarnated and I just couldn't say no) I tried to look away but he did this ADORABLE snuggling thing. I glared at him and nodded. He jumped up in joy then looked around to make sure no one was watching them grabbed me by my shoulders and pecked me on the lips. I smirked and went back to looking out the window quiet satisfied with myself because when he kissed me I figured out what to get him for his birthday but I would need Max and Itachi's help.

"Hey Dickless" I narrowed my eyes and snapped my head over to Sai.

"SAI I AM NOT DICKLESS, I WILL EVEN PROVE IT IF YOU WANT!" He smirked and nodded. I growled and Naruto jumped behind me. " SASUKE HE IS SCARING ME, GO UCHIHA ON HIM!" He pointed his finger at Sai. I chuckled and patted his hand discretly.

"Sai get the fuck out of here and go back to your whore of a girlfriend. Nobody here likes you so disappear you perverted fucking urchin." I said in my coldest voice I own. I felt Naruto shiver behind me at the tone of my voice. I went to go comfort him but the bell rung. I grabbed his hand and kissed him lightly on the lips in the deserted hallways. I walked towards the other side of the school to go to the library to grab a book I need. I felt a rag go over my face. I recognized the smell and started to struggle as hard as I could.

"Shhh shhh," a creepy voice whispered into my ear "just give in Sasuke-kun." I struggled but things started to go blurry I fell into darkness thinking of my beautiful Naruto fox.

Max: Sorry for the cliff hanger but it was nessesary. But anyway, R&R

Naruto: MAX!

Max: ~runs away~