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Rude was watching him through steamed up shades. 'Are you sure?'

Tseng glowered at him. 'Of course I'm sure! If this door was working, do you really think I'd still be in here, watching that?' He indicated Reno, who was still trying valiantly to cop a feel of his girlfriend. Elena smacked him away, quite harshly this time. She looked concerned, but then she brightened.

'Just bang on the door a bit,' she suggested. 'It's only about three o'clock, there'll still be people around.'

Tseng nodded, eagerly. 'You're right! Of course!' He slammed his fist into the door. 'Hello? Is anyone out there? We're stuck in the sauna!'

All four waited for a moment. There was no response. Tseng tried again, sounding a little more desperate this time. 'Hello? Hello? HELLO?!'

Reno yawned. 'I don't think no-one's out there,' he remarked, getting more comfortable, his arm snaking round Elena's waist.

'But, but,' Elena looked worried. 'You're only supposed to stay in here a certain amount of time before it gets dangerous. What if no-one lets us out?'

'Meh,' Reno looked unconcerned. 'It'll be fine. Though,' a devilish grin spread across his face. 'If you need extra fluids, I have a few ideas...'

Elena punched him in the nose, knocking him out briefly. Tseng nodded at her. 'Thank you,' he said, tersely.

'You're welcome,' she smiled, glaring at Reno, who was moaning and swearing on the bench beside her. She bit her lip. 'What are we gonna do?'

Tseng took a deep breath, then wished he hadn't. The air was cloyingly thick. 'We musn't panic,' he said, though his twitching eye suggested he was doing just that.

Rude pressed his hands to the door. '... Stuck fast,' he announced after a moment.

Tseng sat down heavily. 'Ohmygodohmygod,' he muttered, putting his head in his hands.

Elena watched him, worriedly. 'Tseng?' she said, timidly.

He looked up, madness in his eyes. 'This can't be happening,' he said, shaking his head. 'I can't be stuck in here... with... with... argh!' He slumped against the wall, closing his eyes.

Elena stood up, coming to sit beside him. She put her hand on his arm. 'It's okay, Tseng. Someone'll be by soon,' she said, soothingly.

Tseng just shivered, even though the sauna was so disgustingly hot. 'We're all going to die,' he muttered.



Reno burst into laughter. 'Jeez, boss. Way to rally the troops!'

Unexpectedly, Tseng turned on Reno, slamming him to the wall by his neck. Elena shrieked, pulling him away.

'Tseng! Calm down! You're using up energy!'

Tseng glared at Reno, quite terrifiyingly. Reno yelped and sat down, rubbing his sore neck and mumbing under his breath.

Elena sat down between the two men, eyeing Tseng worriedly. He appeared to have gone into some kind of trance- he wasn't blinking, or moving, nor did he appear to be breathing. Of course, this changed quickly when Reno stood up, letting the towel he'd been wearing drop to the floor, revealing his total nakedness.

'What. The. Fuck?' stated Tseng, staring at the, clearly natural, redhead. Staring at his face, that is. He did not want to see anything else.

'I was too hot,' said Reno, unconcerned by the expression on Tseng's face, despite the fact the leader had been trying to kill him just moments earlier. 'The towel wasn't exactly helping, was it?'

Tseng rammed the heels of his fists into his eyes. He appeared to be chanting some kind of Wutain prayer, though with a liberal amount of rather harsh curse words added in. Elena, watching him intently, was surprised when Rude spoke up.

'Actually, he has a point.'

Tseng lifted his head. 'What?'

'The towels are probably making us hotter,' said Rude, neutral as ever. He then stood, and let his drop.

'Woah!'

'Jesus!'

'Rude!! What is that??'

The other three stared at him, or, to be more specific, at a certain part of his anatomy in shock. Reno, looking disgruntled, grabbed his towel and covered himself with it.

'Rude... it's... it's huge,' Elena managed to stutter out. She gave Reno a bit of a disappointed look, and he yelped again.

Rude just grunted. 'I'm from Mideel,' he said, as though that explained it.

The four Turks sat in silence, sweat dripping down their bodies. And then Elena jumped up, pulling off her own robe.

'I'm sorry!' she cried. 'I'm boiling here!'



Rude's sunglasses slid down his nose, though whether due to the sweat or the sight before him was questionable. Reno grinned smugly, and even Tseng gaped at her. Elena had quite a figure under that starchy uniform, he noted.

'Come on, boss,' said Reno, grinning. 'It's your turn now.'

Tseng growled slightly. Elena grabbed his arm. 'Tseng, calm down.'

The silence resumed. Every so often, Rude would try the door, then when it didn't open, Tseng would scream and bang on it, before sitting back down, steam literally coming out of his ears. Eventually, he flopped forward.

'It's too late,' he said, weakly. 'We're going to die.'

Reno's face was the same color as his hair, and his breathing was labored, but he still grinned. 'Ya know, if this is the end...'

Elena raised an eyebrow. 'Yeah? What?' Though they all knew what he was going to say.

'Well, there's stuff we can do... ya know what I mean.'

'No,' said Tseng, in a flat voice. 'We don't.'

'Well...' Reno began, but Elena cut him off.

'I know what you mean,' she said, clearly.

Reno grinned. 'Atta girl.' He reached his hand out, to pull her towards him, but Elena yanked her arm back.

'Tseng!' Everyone looked at Elena in surprise as she addressed their leader. 'I... I've been wanting to say this to you for a long time now.'

'Elena! What the fuck?' Reno looked baffled.

'Tseng... I...'

Everyone stared at her, waiting.

'I really want to screw you!' And with a hysterical look in her eyes, Elena ripped Tseng's towel from his body. There was a collective gasp at what was revealed.

A/N- but what is revealed?! Sorry for the wait, I totally forgot about this lol. The third part will be up tomorow. Please review!! XD