I'm alive! Okay, here's the story on why I couldn't update:
You see, I live in the U.S.A. Arizona to be specific, and we went to Prescott for fathers day. And Prescott is normally a 2 hour drive. 1 ½ hrs. if there is no traffic and 2 ½ to 3 hrs. if the traffic is bad. So yea, two days up in pretty Prescott. That's why I couldn't update.
Do I sound/ look like Masashi Kishimoto? Well, I wouldn't expect you to know, but I don't. So no, I don't own naruto.
Regular 3rd P.O.V.
Jade and Zaira were looking up video's on the laptop as the Akatsuki got situated.
Remember when I said that all but one Akatsuki member got turned back into humans? Well, the very angry and annoyed silver kitten sat on a pillow away from everyone else (A/N: XD)
"Oh, should we start with the cool raps, and then go to the embarrassing and funny stuff?" Jade asked her best of best friends.
"Um…" Zaira thought for a moment, "Yea."
"Okay, Eddie Rath time!" Jade yelled happily, "Oh, and um… Pein?"
"Yes?" He asked, unsure if he would want to hear the question.
"Can we start off with a rap of you?"
"Err… what's this… 'rap'?"
"Holy crap, we need to start off with him… Then Itachi… Then the Akatsuki rap!" Zaira said cheerfully.
Itachi and Pein gave questioning looks at the girls who were viciously typing on the laptop.
On the T.V. screen, was YouTube, and the word the girls were typing in.
'Eddie Rath Pein rap'
(All of these are on YouTube, so just type YouTube in the search thing and then copy the rest in after ok?)
Pein Rap:
.com/watch?v=7DVJ-0bzyvI
All of the akatsuki just watched as Pein nodded his head slowly to the beat.
'I guess he likes it.' Jade thought.
When it was over the P.I.C.'s went to Itachi's rap:
.com/watch?v=8u_Yj44763I&feature=related
Itachi's eye twitched sometimes at the Sasuke part but other wise, he found it interesting. Kisame was snickering as the others just watched.
"Ok, last rap. We may hav'ta cut some of it out for… certain reasons…"
"What, is there, like, porn or some other fucking crap?" Kisame asked.
"Ew, no! Personal reasons, GAWD!"
Akatsuki rap (A/N: YYYYEEEAAA!)
.com/watch?v=nHPW66zPqKc&feature=related
They all liked it. Plain and simple…
When Tobi/Madara's part came, the screen was cut off so that his cover wasn't blown. Madara/Tobi gave a small nod of approval as he watched the screen.
Hidan did a little kitten laugh, as some others laughed, at the end of the song.
"Ok! Now some embarrassing stuff!" Jade said, with an evil look in her eyes.
Zaira chuckled, the same evil look in her eyes as well.
Zaira hurried up and changed Hidan back into a human, while giving him a towel, so that he could use his 'witty' comments.
Jade typed in Akatsuki goes shopping #1
.com/watch?v=6lJE2MPP6QE
Hidan was… well… laughing his ass off. Itachi was glaring at the T.V. while Deidara was yelling and cursing and stuff. The others, even Pein and Zetsu, were laughing a little bit at him as well.
"That's fucking messed up, un!" Deidara yelled.
"Oh shut up, the worst has yet to come." Zaira said.
Next was Hidan cannot be killed but with FIYAH
.com/watch?v=ZpEEotStPRI
Hidan's eye was twitching and he was cursing. Kakuzu was laughing as was the others. With the exception of the more emotionless ones. (A.K.A. Itachi and Pein… Sasori was chuckling.) Hidan, of course, threatened them.
And, oh boy, there is WAY more. :D
Akatsuki-dance
Konan was the only one laughing. Everyone else (except for Pein) was either 'eye twitching', cursing under their breath, or threatening to sacrifice the hostesses.
"Why was I being raped by Orochimaru, un?"
"That is NOT funny." Sasori said.
"WTF?" Kisame said.
"I kinda fucking like my fucking part actually." Hidan stated.
"T-Tobi was last…"
"I had a guitar solo?" Itachi asked.
"Ok, time for some Hidan love~!" Zaira squeaked as Jade typed.
Hidan's F.U. song
.com/watch?v=57-noty9onI
Hidan was ginning widely, while saying 'Fuck yea' as the others looked rather … disturbed…
Narutarded – Akatsuki Fan Flash
.com/watch?v=g1gWhrcVNac
Zetsu was twitching, Hidan and Kakuzu were twitching while glancing at each other, and just about everyone looked at Itachi with fear as he just sat there watching the T.V.
(I'm getting lazy, blah!)
Naruto : Evilicious
They just stared at the two girls with a 'WTF really?' look. Except for Tobi, of course.
(ok I'm getting really lazy XP can't blame me, its like the middle of the night and I'm doing this for you guys! I'm gonna stay up all night for you guys. Because I love you all that much (1))
Naruto - U.G.L.Y. [READ]
.com/watch?v=05I0cZoYKrI&NR=1
Kisame and Kakuzu were glaring at Deidara. If he could, Deidara might have been sweat dropping right then and there. Tobi was dancing the whole time.
Deidara, boy or girl?
.com/watch?v=q7Rr6WRQwhc
Deidara was cursing and yelling and all that crap he does when he's mad. Hidan, Kisame, and some others were laughing really hard, while others gave disturbed looks.
Meet the AKATSUKI!
.com/watch?v=xI8cmTCrKCs
Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, and Tobi gave weird looks.
"Who is Obito, sempai?"
"Tobi, shut up, un."
Jade was rolling on the floor laughing at Sasori's part and replayed it a few times. Sasori just twitched and eventually snapped, yelling at Jade to 'JUST FUCKING CHANGE THE VIDEO'.
Fucking Jew (no offence meant)
.com/watch?v=6hsdu-0kNCs
Pein twitched, Tobi looked confused, Hidan and Deidara were glaring at each other. The others were laughing. Then everyone stopped and looked shocked when, in the video, Deidara told Pein off.
"Okay, last two videos!" Zaira said cheerfully.
"Fucking finally!"
"Hidan…" Jade started.
"Yea?"
"Shut up."
"Fucking bitch *grumble* *grumble*"
The real Akatsuki (1&2)
1).com/watch?v=oCVzBXCYTOM
2).com/watch?v=drfseJItKzs&playnext=1&list=PL2DF41F49E4EDF9B6
Itachi was on his side, twitching uncontrollably and foaming at the mouth. Kisame was twitching and staring at the screen.
"Ha-ha! Geez Deidara, I never knew you had fucking periods HA-HA!" Hidan roared with laughter.
Deidara, like Itachi, was on his side twitching and foaming at the mouth.
"You are that annoying, brat." Sasori said with a chuckle.
Zetsu was questioning if he would ever get out of this 'Hell hole'.
Kakuzu, Pein, and Hidan (after he was done laughing) were twitching.
Oh boy, were they in for it :P
Ok, this wasn't all that good. I'm going to try and start, and maybe even finish, the next chapter. I'm having sleeping problems so I'm going to stay up all night and fix the problem tomorrow.
Since I've gotten nice reviews, I love you all~
Try and understand that I'm not feeling good (and am currently constipated I think and yes I WILL share this stuff with you XD)
PEACE OUT HOME DAWGS!1111!SHIFT+1!
Deidara: WTF?
Zaira: I don't even want to know…