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Recap: And Zaira came in the room with…. (or something like that)
Disclaimer: I don't own naruto. I own Jade, Zaira, Jackie, Stephen, Josh, Chris, and plot idea. Avery is my neighbor, but she doesn't know she's in this story.
Avery: Wha-?
Me: crap, SHES OUT FOR BLOOD!
Avery and Jackie.
They had the clothing. (Thank Jashin… well… maybe more awesome nakedness would be nice… but a perverted Hidan is hard to handle.)
"Hey, did we miss anything?" Avery asked, I sensed a nervous tone in her voice. Weird…
"Yes." Zaira said, "Hidan tried to kill us."
"Oh… well good for you." Avery stated, the nervousness hidden well in her voice. Weirder….
"What's wrong?" Zaira asked.
Apparently, she saw the nervous tone trying to be hidden in Avery's voice too.
"Well… I'll be leaving soon."
"WHAT … THE … FUCK?" Me and Zaira said simultaneously.
"Well, my family in California needs me. I wont say why because I don't know why, but I'll call and write." She said.
My bottom lip stuck out and my eyes started water, "B-but … who will be pervy goth buddy?"
Avery blinked, "Well, I think Hidan-san and Itachi-san got that covered."
"IT WONT BE THE SAME! THEY'RE FUCKING GUYS! No offence, I love you both, BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE!" I demanded.
"Ugh, I got to pack. And you," Avery said pointing to the Akatsuki, Jackie, and Zaira, "calm her," she pointed to me, "down."
She walked out of the room, and upstairs to her bedroom.
They all looked at me, it was nothing but silence for about three minutes or so.
"Three … Two … One …" Zaira counted.
On one I screamed some nonsense work of such that involved some cuss words and something about bananas…
The Akatsuki stared wide-eyed as I was at the stared in less than a second. I clung to the stairs, my hands firmly planted on the carpeted step, while Jackie and Zaira struggled to pull me off by pulling and holding on to my leg.
"WHAT THE FUCK? HELP US!" Zaira yelled at the akatsuki.
Kisame quickly stood up and walked to the stairs. He picked me up and slung me over his shoulder.
"You know," He started," thrashing around doesn't help." He was referring to me wigging, hitting, and freaking out in his arms.
Then I did the unthinkable. I stopped thrashing and just sat there.
"Oh no…" Jackie said.
"What?" Kisame asked, as I put my finger in my mouth.
"DUDE! PUT HER DOWN!" Zaira yelled, but it was too late.
I had put my finger in his ear. A wet wily.
He dropped me while yelling, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" He rubbed his ear as I made my daring escape.
I ran up the stairs and into Avery's room.
She looked at me, almost done packing.
"Hiya." I said.
"Hi?"
"Listen, when I was giving Kisame one heck-of-a wet wily,"
She started laughing.
"I thought that I should, instead of complaining, support you… or something…"
She smiled, "Well, its time to go. I'll call you when I get there." She smiled again and hugged me.
Never. In a million years. Has she EVER hugged anyone. ANYONE.
I was like WTF?
Then, after saying goodbye to everyone, she left.
~Time-skip to one hour later cuz ima lazy gurl~ (you: True dat. Me: Sue me.)
The Akatsuki were in their clothes, and were currently sitting down watching TV.
Pein: He had a black and white skull shirt and dark blue jeans. Jackie had also managed to find him a black trench coat, which he liked a lot. He also had black vans or some kind of shoe. (1)
Konan: She had a red slim fit top with an origami swan on it. She had skinny jeans and a black jacket. And, again, some kind of black shoes.
Itachi: He had a dark blue raven shirt on and jeans with rips in them. A dark blue jacket and black shoes (I don't like shoes…).
Kisame: He had a Jaws T-shirt (Me: epic win!) and jeans. He also got a jacket. (They all basically have the same shoes :P)
Kakuzu: He had a green shirt with the money sign on it (Me: another epic win) and jeans. A jacket topped his shirt.
Hidan: He had a white shirt with red splotches (sp?) on it. Jeans and a leather jacket were with it.
Deidara: He had a black shirt with an explosion on it. The words 'I like Explodes' were written on the shirt in white. He had jeans and a jacket.
Sasori: He had a plain black shirt and jeans. No jacket because he doesn't get cold.
Tobi: He had a yellow shirt with a big smiley face on it. Jeans, a black scarf and a black jacket also.
Zetsu: He had a ying-yang shirt and some jeans.
(I think that's all of them :D )
We sat around watching Worlds Dumbest (best show eva!) Until Hidan finally broke out, "THIS IS FUCKING BORING!"
"Hidan." I started.
"What?"
"Shut up."
Hidan grumbled, but a stern look from both Kakuzu and Pein kept him from talking anymore.
"So…" Jackie started," what this weeks schedule again?"
"Umm…. I'll go see." Zaira said. She got up and headed towards the kitchen.
"Schedule?" Pein asked.
"Yea, so we don't get bored." I said.
Zaira came in with a piece of yellow paper. On it was the following days schedules.
Thursday (today): Lazy day!
Friday: Movie night!
Saturday: Jades 3 bro's are moving in!
Sunday: Jade has band practice, Jackie is going to church, and Zaira is going to store. (0.o idk…)
"Oh yea, I forgot about Stephen, Josh, and Chris. Holy fucking shit!" I yelled.
"What?" Jackie asked the panicking me.
I pointed to the Akatsuki.
"Crap." Zaira said.
"Maybe…. What water did you use?" Jackie asked.
"Tap." I said, the sarcasm was dripping out of that word.
"No, you twit. Cold or hot?"
"Cold."
"So… um… here." Jackie grabbed Deidara and pulled him into the bathroom.
You could hear the tub running and then a loud poof. She came back out with the cute blonde kitten.
I took him from her and said, "Aw! Its a cute kitty!"
He glared at me while Kisame and Hidan were laughing.
Jackie ran into the kitchen and came back with a cold bottle of water.
I had put Deidara in my lap. Jackie opened the cold water and poured it on Deidaras head. Another loud poof sound cam and Deidara was back to human form, fully clothed (2). He was in my lap.
We both blushed. I pushed him out of my lap and gave Jackie a cold hard stare.
"You could have warned me." I said, crossing my arms.
"Sorry."
Deidara returned to his seat beside Sasori and Kisame. Kisame nudged him and said something that I couldn't quite hear. What ever it was, it made him blush harder and get mad.
"Okay!" Zaira said, interrupting my thoughts.
"We will watch T.V. like lazy shits!" she said happily.
"Sounds good to me." I said.
~Time skip to later that night cuz ima lazy gurl :D ~
I sighed, I had been making dinner while everyone was goofing off or something.
"Do you need help?"
I jumped and turned around, it was Itachi.
"Oh, Itachi-san, you scared me. Um… no I don't. I'm just going to make a ton of macaroni." I had said, hopping that he would leave.
But he didn't. He just watched me make dinner.
Fucking Mac 'n cheese!
I was getting creeped out.
He activated his sharingan.
Yay~ New chapter… ok… yea… boring chapter is boring.
Eh…
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