You already know the disclaimer… chicken is good.

This chapter will be shorter. So sorry.

p.s. this and the last chapter will/were in jade's p.o.v.

"U-um … Itachi-san?"

"Hn?"

"W-what are you doing? That is, with your sharingan?"

"Learning to use that so called 'stove'."

I mentally slapped my self.

"Oh, ok. Well if your ever going to learn, you should come over here so I can show you." I said.

He did so, and came over and watched me cook. As I explained how to work the stove, I used the Mac n' cheese as an example.

"With most, just about every, pasta you have to boil the water." I explained.

Then it hit me.

"Just like ramen."

Itachi raised an eyebrow.

I nodded my head and continued to cook.

~Time skip~

I set the big bowl of Mac n' cheese on the coffee table that was in the downstairs living room.

"Dinner, my little balls of joy!" I yelled sarcastically.

One by one the Akatsuki and my girls were walking in from various directions.

I passed the bowls around and everyone got the amount they wanted.

We all sat and ate quietly.

That chain of silence was broken by Zaira.

"We should all sleep down here tonight!"

"What?" Jackie asked, a light blush painted upon her cheeks.

"Yea, I mean… we need to figure out where they will all sleep, and besides," Zaira said, pointing to the Akatsuki," this'll be fun."

Pein coughed, gaining attention from everyone else.

"Can't you just turn us back to kittens?" He asked.

I was about to reply when Zaira cut in and said with a grin, "Nope."

I glared at her, but then started to think.

Maybe we could rent a movie or something… I mean, its only six p.m., we could get a horror or something. Something that really would scare the crap out of Jackie and Zaira.

Maybe even Konan…

You see… I know whom of the Akatsuki Jackie and Zaira like. And I like to play match maker.

Its fun.

Zaira likes Zetsu and Jackie likes Hidan.

I was shocked when I heard that Jackie liked Hidan. They're so different…. Well that is, when Jackie's not mad, then they're totally different.

As for Zaira, she just plain likes weird things, like me. So when she saw Zetsu, like me, she fell in love with him.

But of course, I like Deidara more than Zetsu.

"Who wants to watch a horror movie?" I asked.

Jackie froze. She didn't like horror movies unless she was in that weird evil mood.

"Movie?" Pein questioned.

"Yea, a horror movie had like all that scary crap and blood and stuff. I know some good ones… but Hidan should come too. I bet he'd pick out some good ones." I said.

Why did I want Hidan to come you ask?

Well its simple.

He would have good taste.

"Hell, this if finally getting fucking interesting." Hidan said getting up from his seat.

I grabbed my car keys went out the front door with Hidan.

Ok, see? Short. I'm in a good mood this week so I'm updating more than my usual once a week thing.

next chapter soon to come. But you got to R&R! (Rate & review)

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Okay have fun~