1zara-uchiha1 has requested that I please make this chapter a long 5,000 word chapter. I Failed at his/her request, and had to cut it short. But hey, this is the longest chapter I've written, and it took a few days to write it too! If you add a few days of me being lazy, that is… ^^;

I don't own naruto yada yada yada …. Seriously I don't even care fore the disclaimer thingy. I wanna write! So here it is… *insert evil laugh*

And yes its still in Jade's P.O.V.

Once Hidan and I finished the short trip the video store, we went straight to the horror section. Well… I picked an action/horror movie called Cloverfeild. (by the way, it's a good movie! I recommend it)

We searched through the whole horror section, picking the movies we though were suitable. Hidan picked Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Childs Play, and Nightmare on Elms Street.

I was surprised. He picked truly scary movies and he doesn't even know it. In my opinion, Chucky was fucking scary. Jackie totally agrees with me but Zaira thinks he's 'cute'.

…

How the hell is that fucking doll cute?

Anyways, I picked Cloverfeild, Friday the 13th, Zombie Land (its funny. The guy that likes the Twinkies is my fav. But the zombies scare the crap out of me. So do clowns… zombie clowns are not fun…), and I Am Legend.

I was surprised that Hidan didn't cuss… much.

When he got in he said 'Fuck yea!' earning glares from the shop workers. And when he saw all the horror movies he said 'I can not fucking wait. This is going to be so much fucking fun.'

After we got our movies, we headed back to the car. I counted, and there were 7 in all. I guess this will be the scary movie night.

~Time Skip to Condo~

Hidan and I returned with the movies. Surprisingly, the place wasn't a wreck. And the dishes were done… I looked around and found the Akatsuki, Jackie, and Zaira playing monopoly.

"I'm so proud of you guys! So responsible!" I said sarcastically.

"Ha, Ha very funny." Zaira said.

"Who's winning?" I asked.

"Who do you think?" Kisame said.

"Me." Kakuzu said, showing me all the fake monopoly money he had.

"Well good for you Kakuzu, but its time to put the game away. We got to watch 7 movies tonight!" I said as I gave the movies to Jackie who looked like she was going to have a heart-attack.

She read the movies titles out loud. She had a nervous, scared tone. She wasn't much of a fan of scary movies.

Her and I share many of the same fears, which most of these movies are about.

I know how to cover my fear, but she doesn't.

She's in the middle of training.

"Cloverfeild, T-Texas Chainsaw Massacre, C-C-Childs Play, N-Nightmare on E-Elms Street, I A-Am Legend, F-Friday T-he 13th, a-and Z-Zombie Land…" Jackie said.

Everyone stared at her.

"What?" She asked.

"Is little Jackie scared?" Kisame said teasingly.

"Stop it! It's not funny!' She yelled at him as he laughed.

I slapped Kisame across the face.

"BITCH IF YOU MAKE FUN OF MY FRIENDS, YOUR MAKING FUN OF ME!" I yelled at him.

I was pissed to the off.

"Ouch! Ok, ok sorry. God…" He said, rubbing the side of his face where I awesomely slapped him.

I slapped a ninja shark man… beat that bitches.

I sighed, "Ok the first one is Cloverfeild. It's more of an action than a scary movie."

I put the movie in and started it. As the previews started, I got sheets, blankets, and more pillows for everyone to lay on and stuff. We were in the downstairs living room.

We all laid down.

Pein was on the small couch we brought into the room. Zetsu was on the other small couch. On the ground, from left to right, was Kakuzu, Hidan, Jackie, Kisame, Me, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Zaira, Konan, and Itachi.

The movie start scene thing came on and I pressed play. The movie started. The whole movie was from the point of view of a video camera, if that makes sense.

~time skip to after movie and when we choose the next one~

"Ok, what's the next movie?" I asked.

"Friday The 13th! Then I Am Legend." Zaira said excitedly. "Then The Nightmare on Elms Street."

I nodded and put in Friday The 13th.

During the movie I would hear outbursts. Mostly from Tobi saying he was scared and stuff, then Deidara telling him to shut up. He would add his little 'un' at the end. I though it was cute.

I glanced over at Jackie and smiled.

She was holding onto Hidan's arm, as if her life depended on it. Hidan didn't seem to mind, though, he was to busy watching the movie's gore and blood and such.

I nudged Deidara and Kisame. They looked at me and I pointed to Jackie and Hidan. Deidara smirked slightly and Kisame held back a snicker.

~Yet another Time skip to the next movie~

I Am Legend started.

Remember those fears that me and Jackie shared? Well one of them is zombies. I'm terrified of them. More so than Jackie is.

(spoiler alert if you haven't seen I Am Legend)

I cried silently when he had to kill his dog. I love animals, and can't stand to see one die.

Deidara looked at me, smirking, and told him that he was a baka. (Baka means stupid or idiot.)

Throughout the movie I would glance over at Jackie. I noticed that she fought back tears as well at the dog part.

Once in the movie, when there was a more… scary part if that makes sense, I saw Hidan's arm around Jackie.

'WOOT! Go Jackie!' I thought in my head.

I nudged Deidara. He seemed upset that I was interrupting him again. I pointed to the two and he covered his mouth. A laugh was threatening to escape.

I was proud of Jackie.

I sighed and watched the movie.

~Time skip to movie credits~ (You: a lot of time skips… Me: Shut up.)

I got up and made my way to the kitchen.

"Whatchya doin Jade?" Zaira asked from her seat by Zetsu.

She had moved up there because the floor hurt her butt or something dumb.

"I'm getting popcorn, duh!" I said, like it was obvious.

"Oh… make sure to make some with butter!" She yelled back.

"You think I'm an idiot? Of course I'll put butter!"

I made five bowls of buttered popcorn and passed them around. I gave Pein one, Kakuzu one, Zaira one, Konan one, and I had the last one.

"Okay you guy's, don't fight over the fricken popcorn. You got to share like good kiddies."

They stared at me.

I sighed and put in the next movie which was The Nightmare on Elms Street.

I had positioned my self so that I was laying on my stomach and the popcorn was to my right. It was so that when I jumped, the popcorn wouldn't go flying.

From time to time Deidara had to reach over me to get some popcorn.

Near the end of the movie Tobi screamed and yelled, "TOBI WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!"

And this was rewarded with Deidara hitting Tobi in the head and yelling, "SHUT UP, YEAH!"

"Ouch! Jade-Chan! Deidara-Sempai's being mean to Tobi!"

Deidara was annoyed as the credits rolled by.

I shook my head, "Deidara, stop hurting Tobi and Tobi, stop interrupting the movie."

Oh Jashin, I feel like a stay at home mother.

Jashin, if you can hear me, kill me now!

Jashin get a shot gun and the red laser thing points at my fore-head. He's about to shoot when a phone call interrupts him. He answers and says, "Oh the sacrifices are ready? Ok I'll be there shortly." He hangs up the phone and leaves to get the sacrifices. Leaving me to live.

I wait for a moment.

Damn it Jashin!

"Ok… next movie is …Hell yea! Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Yay for blood and gut's and stuff!" I said happily.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre is one of my favorites.

I eagerly put the movie in as Hidan yelled, and I quote, for me to hurry the fuck up.

I sat back down in my seat between Kisame and Deidara.

~During the movie~

"Fuck yea! Kill that fucking bitch!" Hidan yelled.

"Hell yea!" I said.

"She's turning into Hidan!" Kisame yelled.

"Oh my god, shut up!" Jackie yelled.

Everyone looked at her with shocked expressions and raised eye brows. That is, everyone except me and Zaira. We knew Jackie all to well. Never make her mad.

Never.

I sighed and continued to watch the movie, laughing at some parts that made the others sick.

At one point in the movie… let's just say… I had to piss.

I was laughing too hard with Hidan.

It was the part where the guy was being chased by Jason, the crazed killer.

I got up and ran to the bathroom laughing like crazy.

Once I got in I slammed the door.

Akatsuki Deidara p.o.v.

Jade and Hidan were laughing.

'She's so cute when she's laughing, hmm.' I thought.

I noticed that, instead of watching the movie, everyone was watching them. They were up front, to get a better view I guessed.

Jade suddenly got up and ran to the bathroom, slamming the door when she got in.

You could hear her laughter from in there.

"Good job Hidan, un. You made her laugh so hard that she almost pissed herself, yeah."

Hidan was laughing even harder.

"I hope his heart explodes." Kakuzu said casually.

"Fuck *laughter* you, bastard *laughter*!" Hidan said, getting his laughter under control.

They heard a toilet flush and the sink turning on then off. Another moment later Jade came out giggling uncontrollably.

She came and sat by me and Kisame, her usual spot, still giggling.

'Oh god, she's so cute with that grin on her face, un.' I thought.

The movie continued, and I'm happy to say that we were kind of squished together.

Regular P.O.V. (Jades)

I sat back down, maybe a bit too close to Deidara.

But I didn't care. I just wanted to watch the movie with out having to piss myself.

Soon, the movie ended. The next one was Childs play.

I nearly pissed my self… again.

I, like I said earlier, HATE chucky.

I stiffened as Zaira put in the movie, a big grin on her face.

"Are you ok?" Deidara asked me in a low whisper, as if he didn't want to embarrass me.

"Y-yea… err…" I though for a moment, should I lie and protect my dignity or whatever, or tell him that Chucky is a creepy ass doll.

Deidara looked at me, with a raised eye brow.

"No, really, I'm fine. Chucky is just a creepy as doll is all."

Sasori looked over, "What's the matter? Afraid of puppets?" He asked teasingly.

"First of all," I said," Chucky is a doll not an awesome puppet like you Danna."

Sasori smirked.

"Second, I FUCKING HATE CHUCKY! HE'S SO FUCKING CREEPY!"

Tobi, by now was passed out… or maybe knocked out. Deidara hit him so many times in the head that he sort of just fell asleep. Or is dead… either way, he wont be making many outbursts.

~ Time skip to mid movie! ~

I stared wide eyed.

On the screen, chucky was laughing.

I hated his laugh.

I clutched the closest thing to me when Chucky popped up out of nowhere.

The closest thing to me just happened to be Deidara's arm. I had a death grip on it.

I quickly let go.

He smirked and I rolled my eyes.

By the end of the Chucky movie, I was killing a poor pillow, squeezing the life out of the poor thing.

"Finally, the last one." Zaira said with a yawn.

We started Zombie Land.

I had finally given up and went to bed. From what I found out before I went to sleep, Zaira had fallen asleep on the couch with Zetsu and Itachi fell asleep of boredom.

I dreamt weird dreams…

First of all, there was a chicken. I was chasing the chicken and then relised I was a black wolf. I looked around then relised I was in the game wolf quest (A/N: awesome game btw) and was surrounded by the Akatsuki, also wolves. Then we all went hunting and took down the really, really hard to kill bull elk. Then Hidan went all psycho on the elk and cut its head off. Then the elk said, "Oh no you didn't!" while doing the head and finger movement thing. Then everything went black.

I woke up a little later, I didn't hear the T.V. so I thought they were finished.

I looked at Kisame, who seemed like he was sleeping. Along with Hidan who was twitching a little.

I looked up at the clock under the T.V.

"7 in the morning?" I asked my self.

I usually woke up at around, oh I don't know, like 5 or 6 in the morning.

Then I glanced up at the T.V. and screamed.

On the T.V., was the zombie clown from Zombie Land. It was a close up of him.

All of a sudden I heard Laughter. It was coming from the previously though sleepers.

Kisame and Hidan were rolling around laughing, as was some of the others, who were just chuckling or giggling. Pein, Zetsu, Itachi, and Kakuzu had raised eye brows. Konan had a surprised/slightly scared expression on her face. Everyone else was, like said before, laughing/chuckling/giggling.

"Its not funny!" I yelled with flushed cheeks.

"Yes it is!" Kisame roared with laughter.

"Fucking hell yea it was, ha!" Hidan agreed.

I 'hmphed' and crossed my arms across my chest and stomped up stairs. Once up there, I ran to my room and grabbed my guitar.

It was double sided and tricked out. One side as for the slower beat songs and the other side was for the more rock and roll type songs. (I'll let you imagine what it looks like cuz I'm too lazy to put in a description right now.)

One I had my guitar in hand, I slowly, like a cereal killer or something, made my way down the stairs with one of those crazed looks in my eyes. Like Hidan when he's blood lusting or mad.

I looked to my right and noticed that Hidan was still laughing, but Kisame had stopped.

I dropped my guitar at my side, but still had my hand around the handle so it didn't fall all the way down. It made a loud thunk. The loud thunk sound gained most of the attention in the room. Everyone except for, and of course, Hidan, who was still laughing like an idiot.

They looked at me then Hidan, then the guitar.

Let me tell you something about my guitar. Its fully made of medal, at least the inside is. You see, there is a wood … coat you could call it, on the out side of the guitar to make it look better. It weighs at the very least 50 lbs. or so. It could easily break a window … or a small table … or a face …

I held my guitar over my shoulder, like a baseball bat, and walked over to Hidan.

Slow and steady.

When I got to him, he was still laughing. By now, the zombie clown was off the screen.

I took a swift swing and hit him square in the head. And this, caused blood to splatter on some of the sheets under him. I smirked as he had an expression of shock, anger, and pain in one look. It was kind of funny actually.

I got a cloth from the kitchen and cleaned my guitar while throwing a large cloth to Hidan.

All the while, he was cussing and yelling till he was told to be quiet by Pein.

I smiled as I wiped the last of the blood off of my guitar.

Ok, I'm bad I know. Oh and sorry for any possible spelling and/or grammar problems.

I just can't write 5,000 words. I only got to 3,269.

Anywho, I'll POSSIBLY post in the next four days or so, seeing that I'll be with my mother for the fourth of July *grumble* while my dad is in Vegas :P I wanted to go with him .*

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Ok that sounded stalkerish….

Eh… oh well. :D