Me: Hey Hidan! Come here a second will ya? Hidan: Why the fuck should I? Me: Just stand right here, in front of me. Please? Hidan: Ugh, fucking fine. *gets hit with a bunch of shuriken* Me: Sorry I haven't updated :D Hidan: I hate you… Me: Aw, I love you too Hidan! Deidara: Ha-ha!

Jade's P.O.V. (normal)

I sighed. It has been a few hours since the whole Hidan being annoying thing happened, and we haven't done anything since then.I sighed again.

"What's your problem, un?" Deidara asked me, pushing some of his long blonde hair out of his face.

"I'mbored!" I yelled.

"Well … we go outside… in the back yard. Its supposed to snow tonight, so maybe we might see some snow!" Jackie suggested enthusiastically.

"Oh yea… I totally forgot it was December ha-ha… We've been inside for so long…" Zaira said.

"But I don't get it, how can it get so fucking cold in Arizona?" I asked, getting up to get my jacket.

"Don't ask me, ask mother nature." Zaira replied back to me.

I glared at her, then walked to the back door. I looked out side, and there was no snow… yet…

"Come on, lets us go out," I got in a dramatic pose, "OUTSIDE!"

The Akatsuki stared at me, with raised eye brows, while Jackie and Zaira got up and followed me. I flung the door open and marched outside. My backyard was pretty big, and to top it off, it had ten foot walls surrounding it.

All of a sudden I felt a burst of energy and started running around and doing gymnastics.

Deidara P.O.V.

I followed the three girls outside, the akatsuki following shortly. I stood by Jackie who was watching Zaira and Jade run around like idiots.

"What are they doing, yeah?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Only god knows…" Was Jackie's reply.

I shrugged and continued watching them.

"What the fuck is wrong with the crazy bitch (Zaira) and the psycho bitch (Jade)?" Hidan asked, as he came outside last.

I shrugged and continued watching them do back-flips and handstands and what not.

"Hey Jade! Do the thing where you bend backwards!" Zaira yelled from in a tree.

How she got up there, no one knows…

"Ok!"

She started dancing and then started to slowly move backwards.

"Holy shit, un." I said, seeing her bend back and balance on her ankles.

Jade laughed, "I NEED MEH JELLO!"

"Your what?" Sasori asked.

"Her jello..." Kisame replied.

"Ooooo~ I could go for some jello… we should make some!" Jackie yelled from her spot in a tree.

How the hell are they getting into these trees?

"Yea!" Jade replied from a thick branch.

"How the hell are you getting in those trees so fast, yeah?" I asked, shocked at their speed.

"WE ARE NINJA!" Jade yelled, pumping her fist in the air.

Kisame laughed while Sasori no Danna just shook his head.

Leader-sama sighed, "Well… can we train?"

"Hmm? Oh, sure, but no weapons or jutsu's please." Jade replied while heading to the house.

Leader-sama nodded, "Ok, you heard her. No Jutsu's or weapons. Use taijutsu (sp?) only."

Jade's P.O.V.

I walked into the kitchen and got out a large rectangular glass pan. And I mean large. I then got out a few jello packet things and started mixing the ingredients.

"The only problem with jello," I said quietly to myself, "is that it takes a long fucking time to harden…"

Before I knew it, I had stuck the jello in the refrigerator and found myself on the couch. The only reason I wanted to be inside right now was because I didn't want to get accidentally punched in the gut, or get accidentally kicked in the head… I heard the back door open to see Zaira pop her head in.

"What are you doing in here?" She asked me.

"Waiting for the jello to get to its jiggly state." I replied in a monotone voice, kind of like Itachi.

"Well, wait out here."

"No."

"Why?"

"Because."

''Because why?"

"Because I don't want to get punched in the gut and, or, get kicked in the head."

"Oh come on, please?"

"Ugh, fine…" I growled.

"Yay!" Zaira said while doing her victory dance.

I sighed, "Stop shaking your butt in your little victory dance and let me through the door."

"Someone's a little pissy bitch. You PMSing or something?" Hidan asked, casually.

"No Hidan, I'm just so exited that my brothers are moving in tomorrow, and then they're going to see you." I said sarcastically.

"Oh come on! Don't tell me you already forgot! We can change them into cats you know!" Jackie said from her seat in a lawn chair.

Bitch better be happy in that lawn chair.

"No, it's the fact that they will be living there, and sooner or later, they'll find out about those… things and Konan." I said, pointing a finger to the boys, and gesturing my hand toward Konan.

All the boy's either glared, yelled, or in Hidan's case, cursed.

"Well, Konan could stay human… she'd just have to change her appearance a bit is all…" Jackie commented.

"Yea… hey, what time is it?"

"Um…" Jackie pulled out her phone, "4:30, why do you ask?"

"The jello will be done at 5:30 or so…" I said while playing with my hair.

"Hell yea! JELLOOO~!" Zaira yelled happily.

"Jello is not jello with out whip-cream!" I snapped.

"What's… jello?" Kisame asked.

Zaira, Jackie, and I stared at him wide eyed.

"IT IS THE BEST THING EVA!" We all screamed at once.

He blinked then shrugged.

We talked for about two more ours. Discussing what we would do tomorrow. My brothers had said that they'd call an hour before they got there with their stuff. This was going to be tricky. You know how brothers are, always annoying you and getting in your bra's and such. Who knows, maybe they'll try to torture the kittens by putting water on them and then, POOF! Very mad, and very wet Akatsuki.

I sighed and went inside to check on the jello. It was done.

It looked perfect. It was doing whatever jello's do.

I know they do a lot of work involving jiggling.

I brought it into the living room and sat it on the small table we had. (After moving the damned coffee table so everyone had enough room.)

I called everyone in and then went to the kitchen to get some spoons and the big can I love called cool-whip.

Everyone came in and sat around the Jello… everyone that is, besides Zetsu, Kakuzu, and Sasori. Pein watched with moderate interest.

"Ok," I said, sitting right in-front of the jello, shaking the whip-cream," what should we right?"

"Oh I know!" Zaira said, proceeding to whisper it in my ear. I smiled, devilishly.

I shook the bottle again and gave it to Zaira who wrote, 'A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. But a kiss aint a kiss, without some tongue. So open your mouth, and close your eyes. And give your tongue, some exercise.'

Yea, we had that big of a tray of jello. It was HUGE. *dirty thoughts*

I gave each member a spoon, and taking my awesome ice cream spoon and spread the jello around. The Akatsuki didn't look to pleased.

"Oh come on! It's not gonna kill ya!" I yelled.

They stared at me.

I sighed and put my spoon in, and digging out a good sized chunk. *more dirty thoughts* I put it in my mouth and chewed.

"You know… I could really go for some- Ah WHAT THE FUCK?" Kisame yelled as whip-cream was sprayed on his face.

Everyone, except for the emotionless ones of course, laughed.

I started coughing, choking on my jello. Once I got it down, I laughed with the others.

Zaira giggled, then took my hand.

"Ah what are you doing?" I yelled/giggled.

She squirted whip-cream on each of my finger tips, on both hands.

"Ok you guys, pick a finger!"

"What-What?" I yelled.

Before I knew it, Zaira had me left index finger in her mouth. Hidan quickly grabbed my right hand and stuck my middle finger in his mouth, mimicking Zaira. They both pulled my fingers out of their mouths.

"Dude! I still have eight fingers with whip-cream on them! I need meh jello!" I yelled. "Get it off!"

Jackie grabbed my left thumb and quickly stuck it in and out (dirty thoughts XD X( ), getting the whip-cream off of it. Tobi grabbed another finger from my left hand and stuck it under his mask. Kisame and Deidara both got a finger from my right hand. I looked at the others. Konan shook her head, Itachi had a slight glare, Zetsu would have probably tried to eat me, Pein wouldn't do it, Kakuzu wouldn't do it, and Sasori cant taste and doesn't need food.

I sighed and wiped my fingers on Zaira's shirt. I received a loud 'WTF?'.

~Time skip~

The jello, by now, was gone. Surprisingly, the Akatsuki liked it! Everyone had at least one bite. Even Pein agreed that it was good.

I sighed, seeing that it was 9:00 p.m., I called it a night and left Konan and Jackie to change the Akatsuki back into kittens. I just can't trust Zaira, who knows what would happen…

BORING CHAPTER IS BORING!

I'M SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING! I DIDN'T MEAN TO I SWEAR! WHY IS THIS THING STILL IN CAPS LOCK?

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