Me: HIDAN~~~! Hidan: What the fuck? Don't fucking yell I'm right here! Me: Oh… Hidan: *walks up to me* what do you want? *gets hit with a bunch of rotten foods, milk, and sharp pointy objects* Me: Never mind. You served your purpose. :) Hidan: I will kill you Me: D:

Okay, I have a VERY good reason for not uploading! I was at my very first beach! Yep, Pismo Beach California! My first time feeling beach sand, seeing real sea gulls, and going into the very cold ocean (even though its like, over 90 degrees in Arizona, and that is HOT).

Ok read my little chip-lets!

… don't ask …

HEY IF YA WANNA KNOW HOW THE KITTEHS LOOK THEN GO HERE! (take out the spaces)

http:/ lolavatarwolfs. deviantart. com/#/d41kakk

Jade's P.O.V.

I woke up at my usual time. 5:30 a.m.

The first thing I noticed was something warm next to my face… it was soft… oh so soft! (A/N: XD)

I turned my head ever so slightly, and saw a tuff of yellow.

I nearly screamed, after my brain processed what and who the little fur ball was. I slowly got up, and looked around.

First of all, there were about four cats in my room. Second, my door was open, and I just hate that. Third, HOLY FUCKING CRAP MY BROTHERS ARE COMING TODAY!

I sighed and got up off the bed. I took another look around my room. Itachi was at the foot of my bed, Kisame was on my desk chair, Tobi was on my other pillow, and Deidara was by my head…

And of course, being the awesome pawesome ninja kitties they are, they woke up as soon as I moved…

Deidara blinked his large blue eyes, Itachi just looked at me with a bored expression, Kisame got up and stretched, and Tobi being Tobi, got up and ran around.

"Don't worry," I said, "I'm just going to take a shower."

I could've sworn I saw Kisame and Deidara smirk.

Perverted bastards.

I sighed and gathered the needed clothing and walked into my bathroom, making sure to lock the door. I turned the shower on, stripped myself, and got in the shower. I found myself singing a song called Secret.

Lyrics:

Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead...
Why do you smile
Like you have told a secret
Now you're telling lies
Cause you have sworn to keep it
But no one keeps a secret
No one keeps a secret
Why when we do our darkest deeds
Do we tell?
They burn in our brains
Become a living hell
Cause everyone tells
Everyone tells...
Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead...
Look into my eyes
Now you're getting sleepy
Are you hypnotized
By secrets that you're keeping?
I know what you're keeping
I know what you're keeping
Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead...

[spoken]
Alison?
Yes, Katherine.
I have something I want to tell you, but
you have to promise to never tell anyone.
I promise
Do you swear on your life?
I swear on my life

[end spoken]

You swore you'd never tell...
You swore you'd never tell...
You swore you'd never tell...
You swore you'd never tell...
Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead...
(chorus x 3)
Yes two can keep a secret
If one of us is... Dead.

I got out of the shower with my towel wrapped around me. I made my way to my cloths, not wanting any of those perverted kittens to see me half nude.

"Aw fuck!" I groaned. "I forgot the underwear…" I whispered to myself.

I looked at the door, for what seemed like hours before opening it ever so slightly (A/N: lol so we meet again crazy phrase!). I saw the kittens on the bed. Shit they didn't leave…

What have I done to deserve this?

Why Jashin-sama? WHY~?

I opened the door all the way, wincing at the creaks.

'I'm going to have to oil that…' I thought to myself.

The cats snapped their heads towards me. Tobi immediately hid his face in his paws. Itachi just gave me a blank… glare? Kisame was smirking, looking up and down (PERVERTS! I HAS A TOWEL ON!). Deidara's jaw was dropped and he, too, was looking me up and down.

"OH MY JASHIN, FUCKING PERVERTS! Well, except Tobi, and I think Itachi… I don't know… BUT DEI AND KISAME! LEARN YOUR MANNERS!" I half yelled and half said, quickly opening my dresser door and taking out under wear.

Then I made a quick dash to the bathroom, making sure to lock the door… again. I quickly changed and got out.

I glared at the yellow and blue kittens. Then I blinked and smiled, "If you two had kittens, they would be green!" I jumped up and down, excitedly.

The two said kittens were foaming at the mouth, twitching.

That's what you get for mentally feeling me up, bitches.

I smiled and made my way out of the room, down stairs, and into the kitchen. By now it was 6:30 a.m. and I was starving.

3rd person cuz I don't like saying 'I'

Jade smirked as the four kittens followed her, Tobi being the closest.

She got out the needed ingredients and made blueberry muffins. (A/N: OMJ I LOVE BLUBBERY MUFFINS :D ! You: Don't you mean blueberry? Me: That's what I said…)

As the muffins baked, Jade decided that she'd wake up the only other two people she lived with… unless you count the akatsuki… and she woke them up the only way she knew.

~Time skip to after being woken up~

"Ah! Help me~!" Jade yelled as she got chased by two extremely annoyed girls.

"THAT FUCKING HURT MY EARS!" Zaira yelled.

"MY EARS ARE STILL RINGING! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO USE AN AIRHORN (or blow horn idk)?" Jackie yelled.

"It was loud…" Jade said while shrugging.

They glared at her, but then caught sent of the muffins.

''Hey, by any chance did you make… blueberry muffins?" Jackie asked.

"Yes, you can have some if you be good." Jade said with her eyes closed, a smile forming on her face.

When she opened them a split second later the two girls were gone.

"Hey! Save some for me!" Jade yelled running toward the kitchen.

"M-my muffins…" Jade said sadly as she watched everyone scarf down her beautiful muffins. "WHY MUST YOU NOM MY MJFFINS? WHY I ASK YOU, WHY!" She yelled dramatically.

"Shut the fuck up."

"But… you nomed them all…" Jade pouted.

"Listen, lets just turn them back into kittens, then you can make all the blue berry muffins you want, and not have them get… 'nomed'." Zaira said, using… logic?

"Did you just use logic?" Jackie asked with a shocked expression.

"…"

"The world is gonna end…"

OK! This chapter was suckish but you cant blame me, I haven't written in a while…. Plus I'm going through a serious writers block right now so there is no much inspiration here. Some one (sorry I forgot who) gave the idea of one of the brothers hitting on Konan, since she'll be human. If you could propose any other ideas for the next chapter, that are like funny and crazy weird and all that jazz, then that would help me greatly. : )